ItsCornStarch
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Registered: May 16, 2025
Last post: October 16, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Posts: 31

I'm gonna be so real, I'm a G2 fan and I don't get how they didn't see the problem
Jawg on neon doesn't work unless the entire team wants to play explosive, which they don't, so jawg has to play neon with restraint, which is the single dumbest thing ever

They're just playing separated and hoping their individuals win out
When they have teamplay it's incredible to see, but other teams are just doing teamplay better

Plus, WHERE IS ANY AGGRESSION???
THEY'RE JUST GIVING UP SO MUCH SPACE FOR FREE AND HOPING THE RETAKES WORK

posted 3 weeks ago

Im a g2 fan and i want them to win, but what i wanted to see more was fnc vs kru
Crashies vs loud again
Boaster and alfa vs saadhak and less, the lock/in run back
Boaster vs saadhak, battle of the goat igls
Kaajak vs dante, the young guns
Alfa vs less, the sentinels
Potentially boaster and alfa finally getting the one trophy that alluded them
Crashies finally getting another shot at the summit
Veqaj proving he's not just filling chronicle's shoes

It would've been such a cool grand final to see, it's sad both teams choked

posted 3 weeks ago

That wouldve been hilarious if u posted it at the beginning of the season when it was theoretically possible for both to qualify

posted 1 month ago

Ik its not possible bc the loser of NRG loud plays 100t, but how nuts would it have been if the top 4 was only americas teams?

posted 1 month ago

I feel bad for jawg
His cat died hours before he had to play
The fact that he went positive overall while dealing with that grief is nuts

posted 1 month ago

This is the stepping stone. If G2 wins here, there's a non-zero chance they can actually win. PRX haven't lost to G2 in 2 years. They are the G2 kryptonite. Just like how in Melee, Hungrybox plays spoiler to any sheik player, PRX is the "road closed" sign.

This will be a banger.

posted 1 month ago

If fut is here heretics also make it
Heretics fans you better start praying

posted 2 months ago

If you are a fan of heretics, congratulations, you are now the biggest vitality and fut fan ever
(If both make if to grand finals heretics qualify)

posted 2 months ago

Wait 2 good aimers can beat prime fns????

posted 2 months ago

I want crashies to win champs vs saadhak
The guy who's lost the most grand finals vs one of the guys he lost to 4 years earlier
The story line goes crazy

I just want redemption for him he's such a cool player to watch when he's on one

posted 3 months ago

Bro ur benching the last of the og envy guys
The envy everyone loved seeing in t2 is dead.

posted 3 months ago

I will also be upvoting everyone

posted 4 months ago

Posted a joke but guess who might have to eat their words anyways lmao

posted 6 months ago

So... "This be generational"?
Yarr harr harr me mateys?

I'm just messing around, i think it's cool that he's here now tho
Hope veqaj recovers fast tho

posted 6 months ago

Vitality won't be here.
The only way vitality becomes a super team people have to fear is if they get:
Probably the best scan player of all time
A flex player who's really good at fragging and feels like the final boss sometimes
An incredible IGL, i think it needs to be someone people think is just like the best IGL
And on top of all that maybe a coach that has won like 2 trophies back to back with his team or something

Vitality need to lock in

.................Wait a second.................

posted 6 months ago

I'll say it. I think this is the most stacked Americas has ever been. I wouldn't be surprised if any 4th seed made it here. I wouldn't be surprised if C9 make an international. I wouldn't be surprised if Babybay breaks the bo3 kill record against KRU or something.
In my opinion, a lot can happen and I think anyone is justified in thinking any team could make it to london.
It's hard to make predictions when EVERY team is a dark horse.

posted 6 months ago

Saadhak is like mew2king
It doesn't matter how long he's played
Doesn't matter how long it's been since he's been on stage
Doesn't matter who he's facing
He will go crazy

posted 6 months ago

As sad as i am that g2 lost (fnatic and g2 my favorites), i will say, furia flag bearers, you earned this one, GG. Boast about it with pride.
Regardless of your team preference I hope you all have a good night and your pillow is whatever temperature it perfect for you
I see a lot of negativity surrounding valorant and I want that to change because everyone here likes the game in some way
I know it's corny*, but be kind :)
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

*No pun with my user intended lol

I'm trying to beat my depression with kindness
It's actually kinda working ngl

posted 9 months ago

It's wild to think that if furia wins one more match they are guaranteed at least 4th place

posted 9 months ago

Everyone's pickems just got mega fucked

posted about a year ago

I disagree, I know we'll have a winner, I know it will be fun to watch, but I know this is going to be more like a one sided slaughter
13-4 g2 win
12-14 heretics win their map pick barely
13-7 g2 win

2-1 g2
Hate me for it, idc, heretics rn are worse than g2 rn

posted about a year ago

So america's 3rd seed lost to emea's 2nd seed who lost to emea's 1st seed who lost to apac's 4th seed
We don't have a one team region, we have a one region game
Besides a few teams ofc
Mainly g2 (America's last hope at some point), liquid (when nats keiko and kamo ARE nats keiko and kamo), and fnc (historically good and they were prob strat hiding)

posted about a year ago

Cmon c9, im one of the 7 people believing in you. Find a way. This year is different, not only because you had a playoff win but because you can make it to champs.

Last shot, make it count.

posted about a year ago

Literally if either of these teams make it to grands i will pay $10000 dollars to shake each players hand
This bracket is so brutal, this game can go either way, but after u gotta fight heretics, prob fnatic, then prob bbl
Good. Luck.
This is gonna be a match to see

posted about a year ago

I looked at the G2 bind comp and thought "WHAT THE F*** ARE WE DOING?????"

I was then stabbed 16 times in the right knee for doubting

That was like watching a Minecraft build montage. I know what's happening, I understand it, but I sure as hell can't replicate it

posted about a year ago

Did...did you not see babybay being better than 30% of pro players.....? I get the wins aren't against Paper Rex or EDG or something but.....did you even watch any of these games?

posted about a year ago

The pecking order
G2
JoshRT
Babybay's chair
The worms inside the dirt
The dirt
100t

(Its not an insult, its a reference, dbza episode 6)

posted about a year ago

Goodbye sen shitty

posted about a year ago

And sen lost 2 maps to fnatic, so where does that put you

posted about a year ago

If heretics win lower final and fnatic win grands, ill have a perfect pickem

posted about a year ago

If it's 4 maps, 60 kills is an average of 15 kills per map
If it's 5 maps, 60 kills is an average of 12 kills per map
I really feel like you didn't do the math here or you're just calling out riens as average

posted about a year ago