1. SLIGGY FAULT AS USUAL

2. SOULCAS BOT

3. SCREAM NOT ON REYNA

4. BAD COMP

5. JAMPPI BAD IGL

6. EU NERFED

7. FPX WOULD HAVE WON

8. DERKE WOULD HAVE WON

9. VALORANT LOW SKILL CAP

ANYMORE?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tlwda9S58Lg

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Just comment “ballsax28” under my posts and all my fans (appreciate them 🥰) will upvote it because they think it’s peak comedy!

Just try commenting it below I assure you my fans wil upvote it!👇

what do you want to know my student?

I’ll clarify what people are saying in this thread

1. I’m not Indian (dexter is a retard who has no idea what he’s saying, if you’ve known about me on this site for a long time you will know I frequently change flags/team flairs)

2. I’m not Indonesian, wizardbot is just making assumptions about me

3. I’ve not once self proclaimed as a baiter, 99% of my takes are my own opinion and NOT BAIT, just exaggerated because I love to see delusional fanboys mald over my posts

Thank you for reading

0/8 guy for real tried to sneak in OpTic instead of DRX 😹

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/17939/leaf?matchType=Lan

He did not attend LAN in CS before because he went pro during the covid period

Dude tried to sneak TL in 💀💀💀💀

Overrated

1. Trent

   • biggest onliner… don’t use first LAN as excuse because even 17 year old Leaf had one of the best performance in Champions for his first LAN

2. Boaster

   • overhyped as god IGL when reality just backpacked by Derke… shit aimer also maybe even worse aim than Zombs

3. Nukkye

   • supposed to be the best player coming from EMEA…but sadly got exposed as onliner

Underrated

1. Jamppi

   • Team lulquid banwagons always suck on screaM’s dick and shit on this guy… but he’s flexible and has way more impact than ScreaM

2. Mako

   • No explanation needed

3. Hoody

   • doesn’t get credit for being a great support and carried Botkye who was shitting his pants against ZETA

Fluked to LAN and getting exposed now… I already told you delusional mfs they will go out first.

Tmr PRX will end their vacation and send these onliner frauds home

whole of NA lost to this dogwater team… literally doomed region

LITERALLY USELESS TEAM YAY DOING ALL THE WORK… PAYCHECK STEALING OPTIC SO BAD THEY ALL SHOULD GIVE AT LEAST 70% OF THEIR SALARY TO YAY.

NOT EVEN T3 TEAM WITHOUT YAY, FNS GETTING CREDIT AS A GOOD IGL WHEN IN REALITY YAY IS CARRYING HIS OLD ASS THAT SHOULD HAVE RETIRED YEARS AGO.

So free

THOSE ARE MADE UP NARRATIVES BY NERDY EU KIDS WHO WANT TO LOOK “TACTICAL” AT THE GAME

TRUTH IS VALORANT IS PUG GAME
AIM > STRATS/COMP

FORESKIN AND JING HOLD W AND KILL EZ

My fans are so obsessed with me! Appreciate all you guys! 🥰

Throwback to masters Berlin last year : https://youtu.be/O7KeBloiP44

I think EU fanboys might be more delusional than NA fanboys….

Claiming they are best region and saying Gambit and Acend would have destroyed everyone in masters when Gambit lost to Gold 2/Fnatic and Acend didn’t even make it out of groups.

So called best region’s 2nd seed G2 struggling to win Japan.

3rd seed Fnatic lost to Bronzil 2nd seed and Japan (still fucking embarrassing even if they had stand-ins since EU fans say they are such a good region)

4th seed LULquid lost to Bronzil Loud

Just accept your region fell off… literally one team region like Korea only FPX can save you guys…

TLDR : EU is literally nothing without Derke and FPX, literally losing to Bronzil and struggling to win Japan…

At least it’s guaranteed top 4 for them… if not both Guard and OpTic go out top 8 in lower brackets

Went from Top 2 in Iceland and 1st in Berlin/Champions

to

FNATIC - Lost by a huge margin to Bronzil and JP (pretty embarrassing even with 2 stand-ins

Team Liquid - Lost to Bronzil, barely won SEA (2 rounds)

G2 - struggling to win against JP

This is why you don’t send a trash team that didn’t qualify…. imagine losing to bronzil in FPS holy shit 💀

Now bronzil gonna think they are good just because they beat some EU team that shouldn’t even be there

I didn’t think Bronzil was this bad… 0 success on any Valorant LAN… imagine overhyping your favourite team just to watch them get shit on in every International LAN.

LITERALLY AN EMBARRASSMENT TO EU HOLYYY IMAGINE LOSING TO BRONZIL IN AN FPS GAME

TEAM LULQUID SHOULD MOVE TO NA LIKE THEIR CS AND LOL HONESTLY, FITS THEIR 0 STRATS ALL AIM PLAYSTYLE

They are playing against easy opponent like Team Liquid that shouldn’t even be there… but Bronzil will get cocky as usual when they win

Imagine struggling to win against ZETA when DRX shit on them 13-2… literally biggest onliners in EU, did nothing in Berlin 2021 also.

Way more genuine hype compared to English casters who fake scream for no reason, definitely better than boring NA streamers who don’t even watch the games in their watch parties

It means there’s no hope for Valorant… literally low skill cap game and any team can win any team.

He’s a scumbag and L human but what he said was right. This game has low skill ceiling and is mechanically flawed. You often see “upsets” and “flukes” in this game because of that. I won’t even be surprised if ZETA or LOUD win later.

Example

SEN: Won Iceland, only beat F4Q and Furia on LAN after that
Gambit : Won Berlin and Champions top 2, lost to FNATIC and G2 after that
Acend : Won Champions, didn’t even make it out of EMEA groups 2 months later
KRU : Champions top 4, can’t even beat OpTic now
OpTic : Top 2 Berlin, lost to Rise, twice to Xerxia
Cloud 9 : Fluke 5-0 in NA group stage including Guard win, only to be 3-0 by them a week later

Too easy to fluke in this game… in CS you have real era like Astralis, Navi or Faze

Their players need to give half their salary to Yay/Derke…they are the only reason why people like FNS/Boaster are even considered good IGL. Without them Optic and Fnatic are like T3 level, same skill as TSM. If you think Chet/FNS have good strats you need help, Yay is doing all the work for them.

IF LOUD WIN = LULQUID TRASH, EMBARRASSMENT TO EU, SHOULDN’T HAVE SENT THEM HERE. LOUD LUCKY WIN BECAUSE LIQUID SHOULDN’T BE HERE ANYWAY

IF LIQUID WIN = BRONZIL TRASH AS USUAL, REMOVE BRONZIL SLOTS

https://twitter.com/flexinja/status/1514435620147507203?s=21&t=XrfYrjWIvzgI5E7O12Rr-A

https://twitter.com/sleepysyrupp/status/1514044029410893830?s=21&t=XrfYrjWIvzgI5E7O12Rr-A

Got exposed as hypocrite

NO. OF TIMES BRONZIL GOT OUT OF GROUPS ON LAN : 0

NO. OF TIME JAPAN GOT OUT OF GROUPS ON LAN : 1

JAPAN >>> BRONZIL

I knew bronzil was dogshit at the game like I’ve been saying from the start, but I never knew you guys were THIS dogshit…

How did you guys get Riot Games to give you 2 slots for masters when you are this bad at the game?

Just stick to PUBG or something… 4 LANs and can’t even get out of groups. Even giving it to NA is better

Fuck Chet Singh L coach L human L team

https://www.vlr.gg/87537/xerxia-will-lose-today

I was right though KEKWWW

https://www.vlr.gg/87537/xerxia-will-lose-today

Got called a baiter as usual because VLR is delusional

Bronzil (NIP) vs JP (ZETA)

Also a historical moment as it is the first time a team from one of these two will get out of groups in a International LAN.

(Apart from OCE and South Asia being the worst of course since they are sub regions)

Because they are… the ORG itself isn’t making profit (they literally have no sponsors), neither does it have a huge following.

Having a rich owner/big capital doesn’t make The Guard a big or successful ORG.

You cannot compare Guard and say it’s big like C9/TSM/FAZE/LIQUID. Those orgs are well known in esports and have multiple sponsors, they are worth hundreds of millions unlike Guard.

https://www.twitch.tv/pgl

oSee GOAT 🐐🐐🐐 >>> any VaLULrant player

Goat Chet will expose Xerxia as frauds… fluked both their wins against OpTic. Xerxia play with no honor using cringe comps and abusing Valorant’s low skill ceiling. Yay will shit on these noobs and prove that OpTic is an S tier team and NA is the best region!

1. Steel

   • overhyped as a top IGL because of Masters Berlin run, when reality was carried by washed CS player Nitr0. This is proven as Steel is now struggling to win in T3 tourneys on a new team.

2. KRU

   • 0 achievements on LAN other than fluke run at Champions. KRU have just recently gotten exposed by Team Liquid and OpTic at Masters Iceland 2022

3. FNATIC & Boaster

   • Favoured team to get out of groups, as well as everyone praising Boaster as a top IGL. When in reality, FNATIC are nothing without Derke, as exposed by Bronzil team NIP and ZETA

4. Acend

   • Just shortly after winning Champions, Acend were unable to find anymore success. As usual, Acend had to rely on cNed and Zeek to do everything. Unfortunately, Zeek had some mental illness, this resulted in Acend not even making out of EMEA challenger groups.

5. Cloud 9

   • Being the only NA team that made it out of groups in Champions, Cloud 9 were favoured as a top team in NA.
     This was true for a while after their 5-0 record in groups, however, they got exposed 3-0 by 2 month old pug team “Guard” in their match to qualify for Iceland.

Just disband and free Derke
Boaster should retire and become singer

Complete embarrassment to EU… Godwell will teach them how to play next week

I already told you guys KRU are frauds…
0 achievements in 2021 other than Champions fluke run
But you guys said I was baiting 🤷‍♂️

https://imgur.com/a/AZ9kdqS

Mods on reddit banned me for calling FNS and fans delusional for saying NA should get 6 slots…

Another reason why CSGO is better… they have ESL BLAST and even PGL does a better job than Indie Rito production

ICELAND 2021
Vikings 1 game won against X10
Sharks 0 games won

BERLIN 2021
Vivokeyd 1 game won vs ZETA
Havan Liberty 0 games won

CHAMPIONS 2021
Vikings 1 game won vs CR
Vivo Keyd and Furia 0 games won

ICELAND 2022
NIP 1 game won vs a FNATIC who were using 2 stand ins
LOUD direct slot to playoffs

CSGO casters > Valorant casters

https://twitter.com/sleepysyrupp/status/1502092145255141378?s=21&t=rV0buHnbCU3pO8n-8HBbV

Cringe asf free my boy Jay Won he ain’t do nothing

Without my Derke I can’t
Without my FPX I can’t
Without my Gambit I can’t

Only Godwell can save this trash region 🐐

VLR are a bunch of fucking idiots thinking everything is bait

Imagine losing to a no strat team like LULquid that didn’t even qualify KEKWWW