NA has the highest number of school shooters but can't shoot in valorant🥀

midfraud is a crazy suggestion

k*ron🥀

and mako has t0rmi as a coach what's the bigger handicap here?

even dicktards like cboobs have trophy

i'd rather mako never go back to internationals than lose to a chinese team 0-2

mako outperformed karon that entire tourney btw

https://www.vlr.gg/329909/gen-g-vs-t1-champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-1-ubsf

if GENG don't go braindead here we wouldn't have had a worthless 3rd rep at shanghai

korean baddies dont like geng they like mako

all im saying is the difference between him and mako is that

• when DRX chokes, MaKo is still good
• when GENG chokes, K*ron flops

ig yall would watch just blatant CP if it had a good plot huh

a year late but idk why you would see 21st century sexualization of minors as anything other than 21st century sexualization of minors

in berserk griffith r⋆pe = irredeemable bad guy
in mushoku tensei j⋆rcking it to kids and having s⋆x with them = redeemable MC who gets everything he wants

these are not the same

dude he touches kids🥀

ngl EDG were definitely smoked that S1mon hard-mogged all the rest of them

im rubbing peanut butter on my cock

the two digit ACS king of valorant🔥🔥

athan was no aim no brain bro

both hyunmid and buzz selectively disappear for games that actually matter, but i like buzz more which means he's better

tldr you lack basic pattern recognition

ok thats actually kind of mean

but the point is that it is 100% cope to think that all players on a team can just peak at the same time throughout the ONLY the SPECIFIC duration that one player was present.

EDG should be grateful to S1mon for turning a painfully mid team into Champions you're so lost

lots of words but most are meaningless

• they went out winless just as many times as they got T6. inconsistent T6 isn't good
• EDG was improving throughout 2024 my cock. they were bad at madrid and worse at bangkok. they improved when s1mon joined.
• argument is still hinged on the idea that EDG "coincidentally ALL peaked" when S1mon was on the team

yall will pull out ALL the stops to say S1mon wasn't what won your team Champs 24 (+3rd Bangkok)

"EDG just have a bad meta read right now, bad macro, bad comps"

so what exactly was the issue with EDG before S1mon then? What made them so mid? Was it bad meta read, bad macro, or bad comps? Did they just all somehow turn up for two tourneys? And how come these issues all disappeared when S1mon joined?

how are you guys not angry when the one player that made your team's success was kicked for vibes???

all the way until getting S1mon EDG were MID
after S1mon left EDG are MID

for 7/9 tourney durations EDG were MID, but S1mon unbelievers try to say that it was just a coincidence that the only 2 good tourneys were when they had S1mon, holy cope

flashback
mako
hyunmid
flicker
free1ng

anything else is retardation

and suddenly every italian on this site is fkin thomas aquinas

my milk can still get me pregnant even if i do it in myself yo debunked🥀

grass is green ahh take

they got hard diffed by foxy9 just wrap it up🥀
how do you guys not have basic pattern recognition to put s1mon back on

before s1mon: mid
during s1mon: best team
after s1mon: mid

???

mako hasn't gone crazy after 5 years under t0rmi

1. something's debut was better
2. i never said he would be ass, i said he would be mid. he is mid.

you're very, very wrong if you think i dont primarily blame termi for this team's failures

can we stop hyping him up now

because instead of just choking foxy legit starts throwing

if you watch important games when he's down he starts trying to push up early, which is bad on both attack and defense as a senti, wasting his extremely important util value

EDG and T1 staff when they see a player that they wouldn't have won without😡

foxy9 is indeed the best player in the world in games that have near 0 significance

acting like EDG went from a top 3 team itw to losing a qualifier against BLG

s1mon goat stfu

EDG before s1mon: insanely mid
EDG during s1mon: champs 2024, 3rd bangkok
EDG after s1mon: shit

yeah they wouldn't have been able to play this comp but that seems like a good thing in this case no?

zjc is a good player, prob individually better than s1mon
but s1mon made the team good, not sure how but it's clear that it was him

holy EDG are horrible without s1mon
100% deserved though

tbh as much as i loved the old vision strikers roster, Rb was the original choker so i didn't like him as much (he disappeared in a few important games)
it only looks like i like Rb a lot because im bitter about termi's replacement and its timing

my favorite players (genuinely):

1. mako
2. flashback (just came back from inactive)
3. zest (inactive)
4. k1ng (inactive)
5. leo (inactive)
6. xeta (inactive)
7. bob (just went inactive in t2)
8. sylvan (inactive)

coincidence? i dont think so
through this observation ive realized that im actually the main character
suck my dick or something i dunno

must give respect where respect is due

https://x.com/QueenBobsta/status/1942410572374434083

She stepped down from Blue Otter😢
I cannot understate how much Bob deserved t1 play more than molestcent
o7 queen let us wait for her return back to higher val

i forgot i can't use emojis in titles it was "Queen Bob👑"

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fuck man im the unc

how old r u unc

the fated clash of trash...

https://www.vlr.gg/508251/the-case-against-termi

this, chamber's existence taught pro teams patience and smart util usage

stretching it a bit tbh, they said more specifically that benjy>meteor during 2024, which is also false but not as outrageous
even so they've had takes just as stupid as even my half-truth