Hydracommander01
Flag: Uganda
Registered: June 4, 2025
Last post: July 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Posts: 88
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Why so many new faces here chat? Wheres the platchat, yinsu, kaquka etc? And whos the new desk girl for research purposes?

posted 2 months ago

Probably the best baiter in the game

posted 2 months ago

Team : gold2 era G2, people really think this bum ass 0 aura team gonna win something relevant when they lose miserably to autumn disastrous coaching in the most important game of their life.

Player : asspiss, undisputed greatest baiter of all time. I actually respect him for how dedicated this guy to look good in the stats sheet while baiting his teammate left and right.

posted 2 months ago

Why would meteor went from autumn (2nd worst coach on pacific) into t0rmi, the worst coach in the whole world

posted 2 months ago

Dont worry, the irl patch (ww3) gonna drop real soon

posted 2 months ago

G2 aint winning shit without tejo lil bro

posted 2 months ago

True af, these guys are the most soft type of people u ever known. Never take risks, even tho their setup legit has 0 value cause its predictable af and most enemy team just destroy it off rip without repurcations and all they do on attack is just bait their team like monkeys even tho they supposed to man up and keep map control with their utility.

posted 2 months ago

I swear sentinel role is infested with braindead retards who can only follow a flowchart esque setup everyround and cant think for themselves. Every round every game, i legit just walked knife out into a kj turret, cypher trip or vyse wall, shoot or triggered it without anyone is contesting me and the more crazy part is, they dont even care to switch up their setup.

posted 2 months ago

Idk why but even when i was still a child, i have immense hatred and anger towards humanity and the current world. I want it to perish and for all to suffer

posted 2 months ago

And ur probably indian

posted 2 months ago

Actually dogshit, dont waste ur time watching this slop

posted 2 months ago

What an exciting news!!! Irrelevant elevant player joining irrelevant team!!!

posted 2 months ago

The most valuable player in valorant history?
-undisputed number 1 flex in history
-top 5 aimer
-also an igl
-clutch god
-majority of prx idea for aggresion is from him (insanely valuable)
-insane vibe
-limitless aura
-hot af

posted 2 months ago

What do u guys think is the most peak ragebait feats in vlr history? Is it the aspas slander, prx slander or something else?

posted 2 months ago

How is random noises layered together music to you? To me its just dogshit tbh....

posted 3 months ago

Ill start
Prime suarez is top 3 striker of all time

posted 3 months ago

Top 5 for sure maybe top 3 if we talking about prime. Only pele and r9 is above him without a single doubt in my mind. Ronaldinho and roberto carlos are the most overrated football player along with cr7, beckham and zidane.

posted 3 months ago

Both are mid at best

posted 3 months ago

Sauce?

posted 3 months ago

Im so hyped also, just finished ri last week and now im reading lotm webnovel while waiting for the anime to watch the fight scene and shit, shits gonna be fire

posted 3 months ago

Bro unironically talks and types like prodπŸ’€

posted 3 months ago

letsgo my cutie patootie nong jingg πŸ₯°

posted 3 months ago

If one day ur homie suddenly becames a girl, and he/she is hot af also. Would u smash or no

posted 3 months ago

Thats boaster. Yes hes insane

posted 3 months ago

Water is wet, sky is blue

posted 3 months ago

Primmie ofc duhhhh....
Even tenz said it himself

posted 3 months ago

Cs movement is the most overrated thing in the world. It feels like ur playing on a slippery floor, doesnt even makes any sense. Also, valorant movement accomodate better looking clean 1vX scenario not like cs with the spray viesta

posted 3 months ago

Valorant is way better as a game hands down. Cs is infested with spray and pre aim merchant. The only better aspect in the gameplay in cs is the sniper rifle is more flexible and flashy than valorant. Other than that, in every aspect like movement, util, gunplay, etc valorant is so much better and more fun to watch. Also, idk why they said cs skin is better when they change nothing than the visual which is mid also. Skin in valorant has way better sound design. Cs skin is basically nfts for retarded gamer

posted 3 months ago

EMEA this
EMEA that
NA is so mid
Nvm they are soooo bad

posted 3 months ago

So meteor is black now?

posted 3 months ago

Facts, majority of cs players are fraud, except zywoo, that guy is the goat tho

posted 3 months ago

I honestly think mumbai is not bad at all. They always comms and their mechanic is not bad too

posted 3 months ago

Yea i feel like NA has really poor micro compared to EMEA and APAC servers in general.

posted 3 months ago

Things like this happen in every server as a once occasion tho

posted 3 months ago

Gotta be NA no? The server basically infested by edaters, stream snipers and fake radiant.

posted 3 months ago

Actually true, when the team start losing this 2 bozos just lose their balls man. They need the aura guy like meteor or spring to make geng good again

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

Oh wow im so tuff right by having a pair of eyes and point out the most obvious thing. Damnnn never knew im such a tuff guy before u told me that.

posted 3 months ago

Retarded take, just admit it hes a choker. Dude cant even hold his mouse properly without freaking out having an epileptic seizure

posted 3 months ago

Eiher hes legit matchfixing or the biggest choker of all time. This dude has 0 aura, fucking wimpy kid with 0 balls

posted 3 months ago

JUST PUT THE VYSE VYNE IN THE BACK LILBRO AND PLAY RETAKE WITH UR TEAM NOT THIS C LONG SOLO FIGHT SHIT, UR NOT METEOR

posted 3 months ago

Fucking shameless retard riot i swear. I am staying up late to watch prx sen then this retard jst fuckin switch it fucking retard

posted 3 months ago

Isnt that guy like genuinely autistic or am i tripping?

posted 3 months ago

T3xture. Real duelist that frags heavy and dont bait his team + he is insane with the operator also.

posted 3 months ago

Goat recognise goat

posted 3 months ago

Real madrid will dominate european football for next 10 years buddy. Xabi is the upcoming goat of football manager

posted 3 months ago

Ofc its prime yay. Noone even come close to him back then, undisputed number 1, truly a mythical character.

posted 3 months ago

South american and their tendencies to glaze overrated statpadding player. Saddhak literally carried ur whole region for years, now that hes gone, u guys wont smell any internationals event anymore. NA gonna dogwalked ur shitty region, congrats

posted 3 months ago

He literally got cut for nothing at c9 and being passed around dogshit team like a hooker in the alley mate. Now that he regains a stable environment and team again in eg, he would dogwalked that fraud aspas, just watch

posted 3 months ago

I used to play valorant cerebrally, analyze enemy comps/setup/behaviour and igl my team untill now, i decided to pick up neon. Learn her movement and practise for 2 hours on custom then spam ranked. I just cant stop it, every opportunity to get a kill i goes for it. The word "throw" doesnt even once there in my mind. All i see is red. After every stupid and crazy play ive made i always laugh. Tbh, this is the most fun ive ever played in years

posted 3 months ago
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