I am slowly bulding up an army of children to take over the world as their king.
(not really)
Ive worked with lots of kids as a tutor, babysitter, and camp consulor and one of my favorite bits is too refer to myself as King (My Name) and refer to them as my loyal servants=which they love-they love making swords/shields/knives/crowns out of paper and having pretend fights for my honor-so somewhere out there theres around 100+ kids who refer to me as King (my name)--(I have later seen many of these kids in public that have run up to me reffering to me as King and asking if they can do anything for me)