prim00 in the top 5 🐮🐮

TH/EDG/G2/PRX/T1

If there is ever another VCT event in Brazil Id want to go there so bad

HERE COMES THE PARTY

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1999/champions-tour-2024-masters-shanghai?exclude=&min_rounds=0&agent=jett

bro if you hate emea say that (its okay i hate them too) but lets not be delusional here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GVlvqXmsCQ

HOLY FUCK IT LOOKS SO GOOD EVERYONE GO BUY IT WHEN ITS OUT

https://x.com/VALORANTLeaksEN/status/1875732452842598799

WWWWWWWWWWWW TEC WILL BE BUYING

my goat Tacolilla :(

Will he go back to playing initator or will he switch to flex? Athan played Flex and Freeing initator but Freeing was initaily a sentinel player so idk if it would make more sense for him to be flexx

this may be the best thing ive read on this website

asuna get off vlr and go back to practice-your team cant even beat a t3 team you need all the prep you can get

idk seems pretty legit too me-have you tried being better?

overrated

bro is repping THE most overrated duelist with his flag and flair aint no way youre saying this

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if your wondering why we do this its because arabic doesnt have a 'P' sound so we use B instead lmao

1. MIBR Aspas (no explanation needed)
2. G2 Jawgemo (no explanation needed)
3. C9 Oxy (diffed almost all of the duelists below him-can play all duelists at peak level)
4. KRU Keznit (always getting underrated can play all duelists at peak level)
5. SEN Zekken (if were only talking raze/neon hes top 3 but his jett drags him down a bit)
6. LEV Demon1 (if we get EG Demon1 hes #1 but otherwise I think this is a good spot considering he only plays jett)
7. 100T Cryo (only plays jett-is bassicly Demon1 lite)
8. NRG Mada (high potential from T2 but has yet to go above and beyond)
9. EG Icy (was mid last year but still was good enough to get 2nd in both americas splits and 3rd at shanghai)
10. LOUD Dgzin (nothing bad about him just everyone above seems better)
11. FUR Havoc (if he doesnt jump in smokes with his knife out hed be higher)
12. 2G Silentzz (his jett looked good but havent seen him on raze-hard to shine when Spikez so good)
13. 100T Asuna (Asuna)

My only beef is with some letters as they make no sense (take C for example-its only purpose is to be sometimes S and sometimes K why even have it in the first place?-maybe its because I learned Arabic first where every letter is a different sound)

Navi has
1 mid coach (cant even win asencion)
1 trash duelist (worst duelist in emea)
1 trash igl (ints on every agent then forces one of the best initator itw onto smokes so he can get 3 kills instead of 2)
1 goat (free my goat Shao)
2 newbies (I wish them best of luck in vct-couldnt have a harder start with players like ange0 and k0al0)

tuff-idrc about GE but i do dislike m0d0 and eth0n

but I geuss ill cheer for NRG for my poolchan

My ranked tierlist-I believe below immortal/radiant you should always play what helps you frag the most because it doesnt matter how good your util is if your team cant get the kills

S-Jett/Raze (can help the team and frag out)
A-Neon/Chamber/Iso/Reyna/Phoenix/Yoru (frag out)
B-Clove/Omen/Kayo (less frags but help team more)
C-Sova/Fade/Gekko/Skye/Brim/Sage/Deadlock/Vyse/Killjoy/Cypher (you help out the team a lot but rarely frag out)
D-Breach/Astra/Viper/Harbor (youre only job is to help the team-if you frag out its because everyone on your team is shit)

off season been so long i forgot you rebraned during it

good points! my thought proccess for jett and neon was their movement is what gives them the edge in fights (something they wont be as good at anymore without powers) as for fade from what weve seen she relies heavly on her powers and weapons to capture others

FUCK knew i forgot someone-added

neon is older than me bro also forgot jett added her

(no radiant/radianite straight hands-otherwise id get turned into powder)
My stats: 6ft3in ~240lbs
Combat experince: wrestling 5+ years, boxing 4+ years

Would stomp:
Viper (small build-works as a doctor all day so little/no hand to hand skill)
Killjoy (shes stays in the lab all day her fittness can not be that high)
Chamber (I am beating the FUCK out of this french, glasses wearing rich dude)
Fade (I dont think she has any hand to hand training)
Gekko (little/no hand to hand training)
Jett (little/no hand to hand training-small build)
Neon (little/no hand to hand training-small build)
Astra (little/no hand to hand training-small build)
Clove (little/no hand to hand training-small build)

Close win:
Cypher (seems like he knows some hand to hand but his build isnt that good)

50/50
Yoru (doesnt look that strong but might suprise me)
Raze (she got muscles but her build is small)
Vyse (made out of metal id prob get hurt trying to hit her)

Close loss:
Phoenix (seems like a stong dude)
Omen (I get the vibe hes strong but idk)
Sage (pretty sure she does martial arts and shit)
Harbor (he is BUILT but dont know how much hand to hand he knows)
Skye (muscle mommy but dont know how much hand to hand training she has)

Would get dominated:
Brimstone (army vet would get pounded)
Reyna (get the vibe shed dominate me in a fight)
KAY/O (I think id get hurt trying to hit him)
Deadlock (shes a hunter with a metal arm)
Breach (HE HAS METAL ARMS)
Sova (he was in the army)

PRX

PRX always comes from uppers and TH always comes from lowers

International Grand Final

TH vs PRX

I am nowhere near fluent (prob like intermediate level) but I learned from school (it was an elective)-work (a bunch of guys I worked with spoke it and very little english)-and google translate helps a lot for words I dont know-especially for Valorant since they use a lot of terms that arent used in real life

Im not brazillian, im Palestinian-I live in Massachusetts

its cold :(

14 Astra
13 Clove
12 Skye
11 Raze
10 Neon
9 Killjoy
8 Vyse
7 Jett
6 Sage
5 Deadlock
4 Fade
3 Reyna
2 Viper
1 Rb 🐐

bcj

yeah 2022 had some insane cores-lets not forget NRG with JoshRT S0M Tex Eeiu Ethan and Hazed

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on EVERYONES soul dasnerth has not and will not ever be with a girl

feel bad for him ngl-he was a better duelist and player than fitinhio but switched to sentinel to be a team player just to get cut for fitinhio not being a good duelist and moving him to senti

the streets will never forget the gymnaist Nukkye

oh yeah you can def see the same thing in the show. There is no longer any show dont tell-there is so much exposition and exposition dumps that if you cut it out the rest of the scenes would make up 1 episode (for example when the minatour is chasing percy his mom and grover they dead ass stop the chase so percys mom can exposition dump for-i kid you not-a straight 15 minutes and then they resume the chase again as if nothing happend). Their is also 0 tension (stating a time limit and then making so it didnt even matter) and 0 character devolpment (annabeth for example gets her entire personality cut where if you replaced her with a cardboard cutout who didnt say anything the whole show nothing would change) and they cut out all moments of Percy using his powers (everytime hes about to use them the show cuts to right after he uses them and we are meant to infer what happend)

tell me youve never read rezero without telling me youve never read rezero

for PJ im only talking bout the first 5-10. I agree Ricks writing fell of HARD (we saw how bad it was in the tv show too) I gave up after the firs ToA because its just so...bad now

10 Westley (The Princess Bride)
9 Fa Mulan (Mulan)
8 Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan)
7 Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson)
6 Juror 8 (12 Angry Men)
5 Light Yagimi (Death Note)
4 Ryohei Arisu (Alice in Borderland)
3 Lelouch Vi Britannia (Code Geass)
2 Subaru Natsuki (Re:Zero)
1 Goo "Rb" Sang-min (Real Life)

Also I decided not to include any character that is a main character but is also part of a larger world/no truly defined main character (DC/Marvel/Star Wars etc.)

holy bro is looking like me out there

Ele tinha Volcanica com ele, mas eu entendo o que você quer dizer. Se ele é realmente o orgulho, então seria preciso MUITO para fazê-lo desistir e aceitar que ele não pode vencer, mas mesmo 160 mil mortes são insanas, mesmo para o orgulho.

level of play is different in each tourney so this shouldnt be used to decide whos better

A lista é uma lista de piadas, mas estou muito feliz em vê-los todos rindo e brincando juntos. Minha única preocupação é que Dgzin parece tímido, mas no geral estou animado para ver como eles se sairão no próximo ano! Acho que eles têm potencial para vencer os melhores times das Américas.

ok but remember they didnt sign Zest until post kick off so your point is moot

GG have a good night yall

why is fns white lmao

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2vxXvtjXy0M LMAO

bro i tried to draw derrek white LMAO

why does chet have tits lmao