SSS Tier- Rb

Rb

Mwzera

yeah 100% if yukimiya was on barcha (in general or even for bachira or otoya) he would def be top 5-sucks for him that he picked the team with all the MCs

bro youre tripping BL has peak writing I mean what other anime has players saying ''im the cutest 23 years old, right? though my biggest rival is pikachu.''

hes washed but he will comeback in U20

I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't lookin' for this
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're goin', baby?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me maybe

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothin' at all
But still, you're in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight, and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But it's in my way

Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're goin', baby?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe

Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me, maybe

Bro if you want to cancel someone cancel shanks-tune into that guys stream for 10 minutes and he and his chat will say more racist things about india than patitek could think of in his life time.

Now that NEL is over heres my pred for top 23

1. Isagi
2. Rin
3. Barou
4. Bachira (i predict he will score a hattrick vs Manshine)
5. Shidou
6. Chigiri
7. Kunigami
8. Aiku
9. Otoya
10. Nagi (his bum ass will not score)
11. Ayru
12. Karasu
13. Hiori
14. Niko
15. Yukimiya
16. Sendo
17. Kurona
18. Gagamaru
19. Reo (he is not doing shit vs Barcha-incoming 0 assists)
20. Raichi
21. Fukaku
22. Zantetsu
23. Kiyora

T1 clear
DRX clear
GENG clear
NS clear
RRQ clear
PRX if they bounce back clear
DFM might clear

wouldve been his first (and only) ace in a VCT game-hopefully he can get an ace before he retires this year

🎶 Well, Sentinels is a mess, it’s a giant flamin’ wreck,
They thought they’d make it big, but now they’re stuck in check,
They choked the whole event, yeah, they really lost their spark,
Now they’re sittin’ home while the real teams play in Bangkok! 🎶

🎶 SEN’s team is a mess, it’s a big ol’ flamin’ mess,
They got dreams, they got fans, but they still just second best,
SEN’s team is a mess, not a single damn success,
And they’ll try, and they’ll try, but they won’t survive the rest!* 🎶

🎶 No Masters, no trophy, no flights booked at all,
They’re watchin’ from Twitch while the real teams ball,
Cryin’ in scrims, tryin’ to cope,
But they fumbled so hard, now they lost all hope! 🎶

FUCKING FNS has a Masters and he was a bot back then

0 ball knowlehge
https://youtu.be/zC6tKlkqRFc?list=PLMJ9cfx_WDdw-DDa_fk8MBgGnHa_teSwg&t=4140

https://www.vlr.gg/184470/talon-esports-vs-drx-champions-tour-2023-pacific-league-w3/?game=119551&tab=overview

the triple duelist so good PRX had to copy it
https://www.vlr.gg/297256/t1-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-pacific-kickoff-playoffs-sf/?game=155768&tab=overview

Do I look like him?

https://i.imgur.com/dELG6Sh.png

??

Now that we are about to start the 2nd masters of the year Masters Tokyo id like to power rank the 12 teams by how well I think they will do

1. FNC-won Lock//IN destroyed EMEA, only lost in mickey mouse finals to TL-but it didnt mean anything and they were clearly not trying
2. LOUD-2nd at Lock//IN were a bit shaky in Americas, but dominated playoffs
3. PRX (if Something plays)-The New PRX w/something is insane-something is so fucking good it shocks me everytime he gets these flying kills with shorty-forsaken might be the best flex itw
4. DRX-My glorius king Rb and friends have been doing very well in pacific only losing to TS and PRX in the finals (which they should have won) Foxy9 is still yet to prove himself which is why I have them lower, and the 6th man switch between Zest/Foxy9 is giving me war flashbacks to VS but I trust termi to not fuck the system up
5. NRG-What can I say Optic core with Keith, Crashies is in insane form-reason they are not higher is how they lost to LOUD in the finals 3-0
6. NAVI-Yes they got 4th in EMEA, but I think that was just saving strats-they got 4th at Lock//IN and how can you doubt a team with gods like Shao and Suygetsu
7. EDG-I BELIEVE IN THE DREAM, EDG shouldve beaten 100T at Lock//In if it wasnt for Stellar using walls on the last round of Pearl, Zmjjkk is the truth, Smoggy is amazing, Chichoo is a clutch god I believe
8. TL-Only reason they are here is they have a buy, yes they beat FNC but that was mickey mouse final-I believe in Nats and Sayf but the rest of the team is shit
9. PRX (w/o Something)-Again only reason they are here is they have the buy, otherwise would be much lower-rest of indiviuals on PRX are still good but Something was Pacific mvp for a reason and CGRS is just a streamer dont think he will have any lasting impact-doubt anyone will remember him after this tourney
10. EG-they clearly just got here through luck-first through MIBR upsetting 100T and then them upsetting NRG and C9-they then lost out immedatley to both LOUD and NRG and looked trash in both series
11. T1-Xeta is the goat but idk if that can save them, Saya is alright, Bna is trash, Munchkin is trash, Carpe is trash, Autumn is trash only reason they are here is Pacific is ass
12. FUT-only reason they are here is because FNC won lock//IN otherwise NAVI would have beaten them-Qw1 is insane tho his neon is super good get him on a better team after 23
13. ASE-who? like seriously only player ik is Life and thats cause he played for EDG at Champs last year, 0-2 in series 0-4 in maps

If Hypothetically there was a podcast made up with nortious VLR users about VCT who would you want on it? Would you want anyone to make a geust appearnce?

I do-My mom loves them and their movies and she always sends cute memes

Ange1 was playing him every game for the last 4 years. these new kids just catching up

No Navi should have lost to TS

The ONLY reason I would say its mickey mouse is that one half of the teams got WAY more time and prep than the other half, as they started after that brackets side was fully done

Was just thinking instead of swiss stage we had a full double elim playoff bracket all the way out-what are your thoughts on this would it be better/worse or the same?

(For reference it would be as if we had masters/champs playoffs but without the group stage)

ngl I dont see neon saying "I have lied, beaten, killed to survive. I will kill again and again if it means one more day."

yeah I could see that-very relatable funny and his pokemon are cute

nah hed be the mysterious side character you learn more about as the season goes on

If Valorant got a tv show like arcane-who would be the main character? Imo its probably Jett

Meteor/Mako/Rb/Stax/Buzz is a god lineup im ngl (thats not to say Izu isnt also extremly good)

Yes and then we can get T1 Mako

Yeah watching his commentary on the watch partiers...NRG 24 were prob cooked to begin with

IMO
China-10 slots (riot is owned by china and they have the most money-this one is non negotiable)
KR-10 slots
JP-1 slot
SEA-2 slots
Turkey-1 slot
EU-3 slots
Brazil-2 slots
Latam-3 slots
NA-8 slots

Power Ranking the top 12 at Toronto!

1. EDG- i mean they went back2back and are still dominating china cant put them anywhere else
2. VIT-what can I say EMEA superteam back for more
3. T1-This team has improved so much Buzz is the best duelist in pacific and meteor is back in geng form
4. LOUD-I know it might suprise yall that they arent higher but I think this is a good spot of rthem-Dgzin is the best duelist in AME, Pancada is in 22 form, Cauanzin is in 23 form, V1nny is calling well and Luxxo is playing insane
5. DRX-Goated team Hyunmin is the truth and Free1ng is the best initator in pacific
6. G2-Yeah they have fallen off a bit but cant put them lower than this, dont see them making top 4 but 5/6th is a good spot
7. MIBR-Self explanatory, aspas/cortezia/xenom the three headed serpent
8. TL-Nats is back in GMB form unfortantley the rest of the team isnt consistent enough to be higher
9. TE-Self explanatory-better than those below but worse than those above
10. GENG-yeah this team has fallen off since last year, the replacment of Foxy9 didnt really help and imo they got lucky af vs NS and NS should have made it instead
11. BBL-With the addition of Chiwa they have looked very good-however the rest of EMEA is so bad its hard to tell where they stand
12. BLG-Have the potential to upset but just are the weakest in the weakest region so 🤷‍♂️

You like to watch players at the top of the world in their role and s0m to learn from them

crazy how if he wasnt we would have gotten NV Zellsis instead of NV yay

stfu diaper is the best plaer itw and would 1v5 vit

-k0pl0n
-z0kk0n
-zellshits
-j0hnq0

coach-whatever the assistant coach name is
duelist-nismo (raze goat)
flex-Dapr (won a trophy for a reason)
iniator igl-tdawgg (makes great yt vids)
smokes-bang (he got +15 kills once)
senti-narrate (slur master)

Potato

Would make my year ngl-rn the only team in their group I could see them beating (besides 2G) is EG and EG is known as an upset team

How likely is it for Tenz to come back? If they play extrodanerly shit even with Reduxx I give him a 50% chance of coming back for 2026-if they play shit in 2026 as well that rises to 80%

Imagine how glorious it would be to watch SEN be a bottom 3 team in americas all year-I cant wait just the joy of watching them lose will raise my dopamine levels so high

tf is this lmao

TL
GAP
FUT
GAP
BBL
MASSIVE GAP
KC
M8
Gap
Koi

Nah Flor has a lot of fans, NS have TONS of fans, as do XLG

fs now that theyve gone to an intl they can fix that-Pacific will really help since they should be dominating and that will help build confidence

DRX-none they clearly struggled by this being Hyunmin and Free1ngs first intls, they dont need any change they will still dominate Pacific and make both intls and prob make playoffs at both, with more time they could easily go very deep

TL-none the player quality isnt their problem its their strats, consistentcy, and comms-something that wont be helped unless they pick up a top tier igl (but there are none availble), they will still domiante the rest of the shitmea teams and will make both intls playoffs

TE-none this team will still dominate china and make intls and have the potential for playoffs at both, their main problem is their strats (something that has MASSIVLEY improved since last year) they are looking good just need more time to polish up

SEN-yeah this team is cooked. For the other teams they have looked good regionally and just need to work on strats/consistency but this team has horrible chemistry, horrible strats, the only aimer that consistently shows up is Zekken (and even he hasnt been playing at his peak)-the only reason they qualed for Bangkok was how every AME team shit the bed-something that with roster changes/more times will be fixed. SEN now have to go against G2, C9, NRG, 100T, MIBR, LOUD, EG, LEV, KRU, and im confident they would lose against all of them (except maybe C9 but they are regular season merchants so I think SEN still lose)

If I am SEN here I am replacing Bang for Skuba 100%-after that it depends how the team performs but I could also see Nismo being called up untill Reduxx is old enough-that being said NO PLAYER ON SEN IS BAD-they are just playing bad due to bad chem, Bang was amazing on 100T, Narrate was a god on KC, Zellsis, John and Zekken litterlaly won a trophy last year. They just need better Chem and they can win again.

I started playing after so it doesnt effect me but I love newer versions of combat-I mean elytra is my favorite thing in the game, riptide trident as well is very fun

RIOT SCRIPTS MATCH MAKING CONFIRMED BY STAX https://x.com/valo2asia/status/1894006093564854469?s=46&t=QgRCQWtDYOeBnfqw5hpOQQ

bro why does this happen to me its my favorite map :(

ik they are playing it rn but are they behind and the actual pool for rank Lotus isnt there? I havent played Lotus in 20 comp games so idk if im going crazy

SEN money

G2 ARE COOKED