Femboy_Squid
Flag: Germany
Registered: May 8, 2025
Last post: June 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Posts: 11

2 very expressive players playing against each other could make EMEA a bit more interesting. Also TH needs to change something they are massive chockers and who else could help them then the biggest dick in valorant?

posted 1 month ago

Would be a interesting move and I'd be especially interested to see him go against boaster.

posted 1 month ago

He's very obviously OLED. Trust me I'm an expert.

posted 1 month ago

Thx for the ff

posted 1 month ago

Holy name

posted 1 month ago

Hi everyone,

I just got given today's Script for Paper Rex vs Sentinels if none of this happens its likely cause they changed it last minute.

Pistol Round is won by Paper Rex, this enrages Zellsis so much he shouts a racial slur at PatMen which gets Zellsis thrown out of the venue. Sadly Sen now has to play with only 4 players as Reduxx has become sick from eating too many pancakes. Only Head Coah Kaplan could play though sadly the doors were made by EMEA technicians, so he is looked in his coaching room.

With only 4 Players Sen lose the first map 13-1 and on the second map its 12-0 at half time. When suddenly Tenz appears from backstage debuting his new 2000 dollar maus (it weighs .2 gramm less then his previous) replacing Zellsis. He drops 59 kills making it 1-1 the second map goes into OT after 54-52 Sen win, with Tenz dropping 101 kills.

posted 1 month ago

We need them to make children. We need a team of AleksMen

posted 1 month ago

Sentinels is sadly not playing against China anymore. They are playing against the most tactical, strategic team to ever touch the game nothing they do is random. PatMen and his amazing strategy of going A but then going B or his unbelievable mind boggling tactic of going A but then still going A makes him easily one of the best IGL in Valo history.

posted 1 month ago

Most entertaining team valorant has ever seen and ever will see

posted 1 month ago

The train doesn't stop

posted 1 month ago

Classic G2: lose to eco, win against full buy, jump of abyss, get second place again, lose to Tier 3 Bulgarians. Never predictable, always entertaining.

posted 1 month ago