Faraday
Flag: New Zealand
Registered: November 23, 2021
Last post: August 12, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Posts: 4297
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NAVI only played against non-NA in lock-in
you stupid

posted about 2 years ago

That was uniquely because of the on going war

Demon1 having to be applied for at the beginning of the season for tokyo is new with franchising,
pre franchising as long as he could get there he could play,
see fnatic in Reykjavík

posted about 2 years ago

I fucking love franchising!

posted about 2 years ago

Is anyone else worried about the increasing number of sad, atomized, and lonely people in society (not me though, I am wealthy and handsome and have lots of friends)?

I (26M, 6’3, bodycount 17, 9” uncut) read about these miserable unfuckable losers and it just breaks my heart. I see them shambling about while I’m on my third morning jog, or driving to the shop where I do my woodworking and they just look so hopeless.

When I’m at the bar with my girlfriend and my 6 best friends after going to the gym, I just keep thinking about how many people don’t have this. It kills me inside. What caused this awful phenomenon that I am immune from? Why are so many people like this? I mean, I’ve never dealt with anything like this, but I imagine it’s horrible for the people who do.

posted about 2 years ago

Imagine being a fake american and saying that

posted about 2 years ago

reported

posted about 2 years ago

I got banned for making a joke about how us kiwis fuck sheep.

I have been called sheep fucker >100 times on this website and none of them got banned

VLR following riot in fucking over OCE
so sad!

posted about 2 years ago

My sources can confirm

posted about 2 years ago

ayo?

posted about 2 years ago

Which VLR user has the best rizz you reckon?

I always thought JustEnjoying would be the best kisser

inb4 'me 🤓'

posted about 2 years ago

Sacy only wants the best

posted about 2 years ago

CRINGERS!?!> CRINGY, YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE!!!

your 16 bro relax

posted about 2 years ago

yeah that's how I felt when I woke up
Glad you can relate

posted about 2 years ago

bro I had a dream about this girl, she was the perfect girl
we were in love
halfway through she was swapped into a cute indian guy, I only realised when I woke up though
and now I wake and they weren't real
I feel like my life long love just died bro

posted about 2 years ago

can someone explain in english or afrikaans?

posted about 2 years ago

Bind is apac
split is EMEA

posted about 2 years ago

Our dickride OCE schtick was done over time and where appropriate
He's trying to hard and forcing it everywhere

posted about 2 years ago

Who is she and who is seth?
Seth Rogen the only seth I know and he's a bozo

posted about 2 years ago

Three swings and missed them all

posted about 2 years ago

We raise our children with grit down in OCE
Also not a aussie you shit eater learn your flag

posted about 2 years ago

When my son was 4 years old I took away his mattress and forced him to sleep on the floor every night.

If he did his chores, I closed his window.
If he got straight A's, I gave him a blanket.
If he got in a fight at school and won, I wouldn't force him to take his shower cold.

One day, he asked me,
"dad, why is that no matter how hard I work, I can't seem to earn a bed?"

I slapped him, first - every question carries a price - then responded,
"son, you can work as hard as you can in this world, it doesn't always mean you're going to get what you want."
Then I asked him,
"is there a bed in our house?"
He answered,
"yes, but it's yours, isn't it?"
I punched him again - for the question - then told him
"yes. If you want a bed, you need to fight me for it."

Our president is 80 years old.
The average age of our senate is 64 years old.
Young people expect the older generations to give them everything, they are never raised to fight for and take what they want, so they deserve nothing.

Waking up to my 7 year old with a blade held to my throat was the proudest I'd ever been.
As I slept on the floor, shivering that night in the cold (he also took my blanket and broke my window), I rested soundly, knowing I'd taught him well.

posted about 2 years ago

Uh Oh! Match fixing alert.

just started whats going on guys

posted about 2 years ago

The text is completely different to what he is saying though?

He's not saying aim is more important, just that you can't teach aim but can teach roles

posted about 2 years ago

dfm 2-1 drx

now is the perfect time to match fix, they top 2 in groups anyway

posted about 2 years ago

get a new reply bozo

posted about 2 years ago

They lost first because no wronski,
now they play pearl, wronski's map but no wronski

It was over before it began

posted about 2 years ago

Saw the flag and got meyournightmare ptsd'd

New user making a good list relevant to valorant?
and your british, this is a historic day

posted about 2 years ago

That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'
Baby you done woke my lil' man up

posted about 2 years ago

Why would you want a heavy mouse?
Everyone these days knows light mouse is better

posted about 2 years ago

The first is only on switch so I've never played it
And the PC emulator is shit

posted about 2 years ago

nuking it will just make it more powerful,
like imagine throwing a grenade into a fire, the fire just melts it and absorbs it's power

posted about 2 years ago

why burn your money though?
If you want a skin it'll be cheaper to buy it

posted about 2 years ago

damn ben 10 was a fire show when I was younger
whos george washington tho?

posted about 2 years ago

That actually makes sense yeah

posted about 2 years ago

How common is this?

Their is a large asian population in NZ, I've heard similar about the US and AUS

But never anything about asians in europe

posted about 2 years ago

Taking a map off the best
means they the second best

Easy tokyo run for the aussie & Kiwi combo

posted about 2 years ago

Goodnight team,
except domination, fuck domination 🗿

posted about 2 years ago

ofc not, but that's not signed fault, he's igl on breach while and able to top frag
what can he do with bot teammates (aussie on his team)

also life is just hitting every possible shot on that last map holy

posted about 2 years ago

The only aus player you can name is benched because he wasn't able to perform
NZ=signed, the goat

posted about 2 years ago

💀💀💀💀

posted about 2 years ago

skrossi is about to be the b4nny of valorant

posted about 2 years ago

They gonna top groups anyway, why even watch

posted about 2 years ago

yeah you would edit that pussy

posted about 2 years ago

??
aussies rolled them on icebox
got rolled on fracture

NZ rolled them on fracture
got rolled on haven

posted about 2 years ago

aussies and losing, name a more classic combo

posted about 2 years ago

NZ player 20-12 against top China on breach
AUS player 10-15
dunno brother, the numbers don't lie

posted about 2 years ago

South korea

posted about 2 years ago

signed the kiwi goat, top fragging against the top chinese team on breach

I hope they give him a full hairy sheep for this carry

edit: he's the igl apparently aswell, can he get any better?

posted about 2 years ago

My Home Hero, Mashle, Dead Mount Death Play, Aiyou de Mishi

posted about 2 years ago
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