Come speak about Screwface like that to my face fricker.
Screwface would run into a burning building for this fricking team.
He plays harder than anyone else on our roster and he has since the moment
he got here. You don't know shit about Valorant and you sure as hell
don't know shit about love so why don't you have a seat before I friggin clobber you

I’m telling you, Screwface is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he updraft dashed out the door