2G has like 1 week of franchising left
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meanwhile sen got their shit together again and finished top 4 at champs lol
sayonara will make prime leo look like a kj turret
k0ngk0ng is giga washed and goes giga negative in fk/fd
they're definitely going to paris (that's where their headquarters are)
disney gotta sue EWC for being mickey mouse
in an ideal world the nepotism brothers both get kicked
there are no real brazilian igls, saadhak leaving the region really hurt
imagine Verno pulling the type of igl masterclass fns hasnt been able to do since 2022
100frauds win like once every 2 years, hardly a rivalry
u watched some of his icebox zipline bullshit clips again and think he's good now?
competely forgot that oxygen core, how did they not do anything with those 3 + mitch who is okay enough for tier 1 as well
no way ascension teams have to be top 6 minimum to even have a chance to compete to stay, while furia does NOTHING for 3 years straight
ice man ate all his ice cream now he's just lukewarm
marved ate so much he lost his hunger to compete
we will get a prime 2022 loud today, lev should just save strats for next week and avoid embarassing themselves
they had a similarly aggressive playstyle like prx which was just fun to watch. also best team at abusing pre nerf neon and they were shitting on everyone in scrims before kickoff so thats where the "hype" came from, the team is just not at their peak rn and having dambi in a non neon meta is rough at times
need him to get grouped with 2 world star players?
back to what team bro
last S tier event won by an emea team is 2 years ago btw
u just unlocked a memory of me playing a cracked version of this game 8 years ago lol
they just have to bench k0zn0t and bring back nagzet for main duelist
fr the goat, I ordered 9 nuggets and got 10
everyone knows gambit with derke would be the russian superteam to win everything for 2 years straight back then
can't be cooked if you never put the heat on
would be funny if they don't make champs and 4th seed goes to boom or some shit
ig u realize their mickey mouse first strike "trophy" isn't worth anything so they'd actually win something for once
those pancada e amgios guys look really good, they honestly might win champions one day
people will say overreact this and that, but boaster is already 30 and his individual form which has never been great is deteriorating. He had great success as a player, esp in 2023 but its time to call it quits after this year
riot favoring americas as always, gotta win a title somehow
pls valorant gods dont give botster another trophy
Poochan is getting deported first
📡💥BREAKING: VERNO HAS LOCATED YOUR EXACT POSITION WITH HIS CUSTOM-FITTED BRAZILIAN DRONE 🇧🇷🛰️
Once a quiet initiator on NRG… now a fully unleashed jungle recon demon on MIBR 🔥
You thought you cleared A short?
Nah. Verno’s been there since the pistol round.
You thought that was a fake dart?
Nah. He bounced it off 3 walls and your dreams 😭
He’s not scanning the map —
💀HE’S SCANNING YOUR SOUL💀
🎯 Shock darts calibrated with NASA tech
🧠 Lineups downloaded straight from the Matrix
🕊️ “Sova diff” doesn’t even BEGIN to describe what just happened to your team.
From NRG bench to Brazilian banger
Verno didn’t fall off —
💥 HE FELL INTO FORM 💥
He’s not just a Sova main. He’s a Sova menace.
🐍 You peek? You squeak.
📡 You plant? He scans.
💣 You clutch? He laughs.
VERNO ERA. SHOCK DARTING YOUR CAREER SINCE 2024.
🟩🟨🇧🇷🦅