sshhhh
stop talking

#3

no, i just want people to know i share a birthday with someone of similar iq as mine
its obvious who, but im gonna help the dumb people, his first name is "stephen"

mine are stephen hawking, elvis, rey misterio and fking kim jong-un 💀💀💀

he has an insane sage though

im 6'2 70 kg

play anything cause ur desperate for rr
silver 3
perfect physique

flex
plat 3
go to gym

mf convert to kg
chamber
bronze 2
eat some food pls

tell me ur height and weight andi predict ur main and rank

edit: stop, u guys are flooding my messages, im not gonna predict shit, i couldnt give a less fck about how ur dumbass looks ,just stop replying to this

need more upfrags u virgins

its a real twitter link u dog, copy paste the link
dumbfuck

need upfrags u peasants
upfrag now

https://twitter.com/T1/status/1558171919290998784?cxt=HHwWgIChxdzG3p8rAAAA

WTF, so unexpected, bye steel ig

need more upfrags u peasents

i feel like chronicle chamber just doesnt seem to be working
hes a god on raze tho

if i see kristoff in there, im leaving vlr

poi chav

Sacy is a white wine grape grown primarily in the central and northeastern France within the Yonne and Allier départments. Sacy ripens early, and produces light-coloured wines low in acid and alcohol.
it is horrible in taste and should be completely removed from earth, tastes like shit

just like ur moms vibrator 😂😂😂

shush

Thallium is a chemical element with the symbol Tl and atomic number 81,it is highly toxic and is used in rodent and insect poisons

its morbin time

ur mom has already seen my scythe, but she still rates it 8/8,so why cant u

the scream movie franshise is absolutely dogshit, idk how people even liked scream 1 and 2, i was sleeping through the entire movie(not because i was scared, but because i was bored)
boring characters, boring storyline, boring costume, dont recommend to anyone
1/10

wait, u have 862 posts in 9 days, wtfffffffff
i have only 1800 posts in 11 months
do u even have a life?

beef biriyani

no, they cheated

especially indian one, gets smaller every fking year

u mean toothpaste?

look at #10, #16
personally i wouldnt take that

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

THIS IS MWZERA
STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
s

insane 1v4 on split with spectre https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/InnocentWrongSparrowFUNgineer-kqYncX2RJ229Gy2T
jett 1v5 icebox https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/BeautifulIncredulousInternOhMyDog-O4hQJiDQR85D8yQL
5k on bind with insane movement and aim https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/MushyAgitatedStingrayFutureMan-m8i5cedJJ0pacbHC
unbelievable 1v2 on haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ElegantZealousMoosePeanutButterJellyTime-CRIrd5xXyJHtPBQL
almost 1v5 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/GlutenFreeElegantClintBabyRage-yD_8-IBoYgCp_-Lq
insane movement 1v2 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CuriousSpikyHornetStinkyCheese-2-I787IG5rApkl3J
3k haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ScrumptiousCleverHamsterSSSsss-YkyMqwNS9cOimlM2
best 1v4 on breeze you will ever see https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousAlertYakinikuStrawBeary-sh059Y99ib6_cae8
insane dm kill sequence https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyIntelligentPorcupineOMGScoots-y_ZG3HxsjXubjxCG
5k pistol round https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantFlirtyIguanaWow-hn-TEuK8uvNYH6sf
marshall 1v3 https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousTastyClipsmomPeteZarollTie-veRrJ5azhstcuRaU
incredible guardian clip https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/RoughFaintCrabsTooSpicy-frU1qKnuXNECTJCP
chamber 4k https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularGracefulSandpiperWow-N-C2JBDr-KIACWuS
lil chamber 3k https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/InquisitiveNurturingPoultryDBstyle-X9tZgbKwMbZw-DOO
dm god https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/SassySwissKittenMrDestructoid-i6uCBKIQNAXTiBsb
fracture 4k https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/LaconicSpicyDeerDxCat-JVS_DZTP-5eSJ4M2
lucky 1v2 https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/OutstandingKnottyCardTwitchRPG-aQ46Xdio_KjI1QBa
5k pistol haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/BlueDarkLapwingArgieB8-4wvfvRm6mDjpdzsk
lil spray transfer https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/FlaccidCuriousCardWutFace-HyZwwGt5rfgWb4ZB
4k bind https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ImportantInquisitiveSnakeNotLikeThis-RtG3pX-TmM1ypRfk
insane flick https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CorrectSmokyGarbageTinyFace-sOHbDOrcbkPphxZS
4k pistol + insane flick https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CorrectSmokyGarbageTinyFace-sOHbDOrcbkPphxZS
1v3 clutch haven https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ProudProudBananaTinyFace-qva_GQEfNCYFmGdk
dont try to jump strafe him :> https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/CrepuscularTangentialPancakeAsianGlow-2uxfvu1tiLU4wpRP
4k on haven (lucky? 2nd kill) https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ImpartialCalmHorseArsonNoSexy-AR4w22PIintd1hqh
insane sheriff round https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/TallCharmingBorkHotPokket-T8KzG23O6LNRmTsu
cool 3k on pistol round https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/ColdbloodedTameGoblinCoolStoryBro-khRCq6XzvW4O9jDN
2 flicks https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/SnappySuspiciousCoyoteFrankerZ-G7Gsqd7qlk4YWGUU
4k operator https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera/clip/VenomousBelovedBeefBigBrother-CowBoogWYleUqelv
breeze pistol ace https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyDoubtfulSwanPoooound-qZjtmA5afZxFkn9c
1v5 ace pistol bind :O https://clips.twitch.tv/CrypticFuriousSalamanderAMPTropPunch-nKop3hn3lNMK8UbU

i know, i was bored so just checked it out, and it is way less interesting and dumber(somehow) that vlr

optic own drx lil bro

just started surfing on the valcomp reddit like 2 days ago, and i see hiko in almost evry thread
is hiko in reddit the mwzera of vlr?

better than supernova atleast

i never asked which org
i asked if there is a chance they might play as free agents at champs

0/8

if m3c qualify to champs, do u play as free agents at champs too, or does an org sign u guys if u win lcq?

bro zeta is better than northeption, edg
they just got hard antistrated in the finals

the knife is sick,top 5 knife for sure
rest of the bundle is pretty meh

phantom's bullet sounds and kill sound doesnt go well together at all, sounds awkward, the reload animation looks unfinished
definitely not top 5 phantom skin
spectre is nice, but magepunk, blastx, forsaken, prime, singularity, recon all seem much cleaner
ghost just looks ugly, tbh the only good ghost skins are magepunk, recon and sovereign
odin is nice, but its against the blastx odin(BEST ODIN SKIN), so its an automatic L

he didnt throw, oglu just played better
if anything oglu almost threw the game on that 1v4 against sayf where they kept dry peeking 1 by 1

bro, they are a t1 team now

who?
what?
why?

u have a drx flair, pls dont act like u have life
u 100% care

sure u dont lol

lol
ok ill add u in my top 5 current user list

did i hurt ur feelings?
sorry lil guy, i didnt know u were such a softie

yeah, because then he wouldnt even be born lol
and his mom would have a good time

this is the no brain comments ive been waiting for
ur on my top 5 list already