DMR_NA
Country: United States
Registered: April 6, 2023
Last post: April 3, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Posts: 11

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. neT… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you play cypher and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth aim with the deagle, and your gorgeous utility. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great man and personality, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first missed playoffs and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first challengers in NA, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to win go to Rekyavík. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. Split 2 was a hard split for us baby, but in LCQ you made history happen. You beat the brand new SEN and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "FANS, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Michael Bernet. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

posted 4 weeks ago

Who let AgoatvA slip to tier 2 when he is top 5 controller EU

posted 4 months ago

is it like the zmjj in kangkangs name where it signifies someone else??

posted 9 months ago

wait wait all jokes aside ur trolling right

posted 10 months ago

bro. igling reduces ur stats. ScreaM is just a walking example of this. Look at his stats before and after ZE1SH stepped in.

posted 10 months ago

does nip rekyavik even count half their roster was exploded

posted 11 months ago

hold on let him cook

posted 11 months ago

even if they lose to eg they can still make playoffs at 4-5

posted 11 months ago

10-4* never forget

posted about a year ago