CringePlayer
Flag: Cuba
Registered: July 11, 2022
Last post: July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Posts: 227
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Literally a LATAM vs. Japanese team, obviously Tokyo will be up to watch this match? Are you dense? Room temperature IQ moment 🥱

posted about 2 years ago

Cringe crowd that only shows up for Bronzil games. Dead venue any other time.

Only host in Tokyo from now on

posted about 2 years ago

YAWN 🥱🥱🥱

posted about 2 years ago

You been on this site longer than I have...You know damn well that every tournament in 2022 began with Fnatic being hyped up as the best team in the world...

Fnatic (EMEA's current #2 team) LOST to XSET.
FPX (EMEA's only actual winners, and good team in EMEA).

So let's stay on topic. 7 shitters, 1 team full of 2021 has-beens, 1 team of chokers, and 1 actual good team.

Hence, 1 team region.

posted about 2 years ago

And by 2023, Ascend and Gambit never saw participated in another international LAN (because they're ass). Fraudnatic (always considered the best team in the world, yet never medals because they're classic chokers). FPX, their only good team.

Is your reading comprehension seriously that limited?

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA is a literal 1 team region though? 7 shitters, 1 team that only had success in 2021, then never saw another LAN until they bought their way in, and the ultimate choke squad in Fraudnatic, then NAVI their only good team.

posted about 2 years ago

Can't believe you're making me agree with fucking Shownu of all people...

posted about 2 years ago

Says he took a month off to touch grass. The truth is, he's a broke ass British barista who couldn't pay his energy bill for the month.

posted about 2 years ago

FPX is given the easiest group: Secures Top 8
FPX faces the weakest team in the lower bracket of tournament playoffs: Secures Top 6
FPX barely beats XSET: Secures Top 4

Not exactly the most astounding achievement when you put into perspective their opponents, and how they only needed to beat 1 REAL adversary to achieve Top 4.

posted about 2 years ago

Only non-flukes were:

Sentinels Masters 1 (Literally never dropped a map, undoubtable)
Gambit Masters 3 (Simply the best)
Optic Masters 1 (Leagues above everyone else, reinforced by Champs)

posted about 2 years ago

And? ZETA had almost exactly the same run, minus beating Optic? That hasn't stopped EMEA from calling that run a fluke either (which it was).

posted about 2 years ago

Let the EMEA children cope for a couple days before they go back to calling BR a minor region, then start saying 3 trophies > BR's 1

posted about 2 years ago

? This tournament literally proved it? Their only wins were against a team that got grouped every international tournament, and NA's #2 seed, who they barely beat (and got obliterated by a couple days before). 1 Win against a team that wasn't LATAM...Shite team, shite players, shite people, shite region. Cope, Gypsy.

posted about 2 years ago

Wake up lil' bro. BR just won for the Americas

posted about 2 years ago

More non-flukes than you lmao

posted about 2 years ago

Degenerates constantly taking away from other teams' win by coming out of their poverty stricken rat holes.

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA - 2 flukes and 1 actual win
But congrats on receiving your copium today with an NA loss

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/141059/preds-of-what-suygetsu-will-cry-about-on-16th/#48

Unfortunate there weren't enough LATAM teams for FlukePX to play against, since those are the only teams they can beat.

SOYgetsu was so ready to cry today that he did it before he even played the series. Like I said, quick 2-0, just like FPX's quick flight home.

posted about 2 years ago

Dogshit team that already obliterated them, and then brought them to OT in map 3 of an elimination series? Good lord, wtf does that make FPX? Beyond dogshit if they're EMEA's 1st seed who can only win against LATAM teams and NA's 2nd seed?

You literally ADMITTED they were tilted bro? "obviously he's seething." Did you forget what you wrote already?

Seething: "filled with or characterized by intense but unexpressed anger"
Tilted: "When you're getting slightly mad at someone/something."

Does seething not fit the definition of tilted?

posted about 2 years ago

"Obviously he's seething"
"They were pretty chill"

...Need I say more about the obvious use of a fake tech pause? You're literally admitting it on their behalf.

posted about 2 years ago

Rewatch round 24 and look at Ardiis. Buddy was literally seething, along with Su(per crybaby)getsu and Zyyp(ussy)an

posted about 2 years ago

So you concede that they do lose rematches then?

posted about 2 years ago

Orgs dont gaf. It's literally a difference of $240K USD, why would they ever tell their players to deny a replay in favor of sportsmanship?

posted about 2 years ago

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/VCT/2022/EMEA/Stage_2/Challengers

Looks like they lost plenty of rematches against Fnatic? Name checks out, goober.

posted about 2 years ago

Cheated? lmao, come on lil bro. Not even you actually believe that? how many tanks of COPIUM did you go through to come up with that statement?

posted about 2 years ago

FPX gets 1 win that isn't against a weak as shit LATAM team, and suddenly they're fans think they can justify their fluke run in Copenhagen

posted about 2 years ago

FPX literally faked a tech pause to untilt themselves after going into OT. Come on mannnnnnn, literally just as cringe.

posted about 2 years ago

Even more cringe than my name.

posted about 2 years ago

Pissed at the wrong people. 20 year old man throwing a tantrum like a toddler

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah, sure, they can be pissed at RIOT. Instead, however, they target their angry towards XSET who are only complying with RIOT's decision...Crybaby player, crybaby team.

posted about 2 years ago

After a quick 2-0 by DRX, I predict that Suygetsu (now confirmed as the biggest crybaby in the valorant scene) will tweet "if only we could replay the matches we lost too."

Thoughts?

posted about 2 years ago

Is still in the non-EU bracket atm, what do you mean?

posted about 2 years ago

Suygetsu biggest crybaby confirmed.

posted about 2 years ago

Obviously i'm talking about this tournament that's currently going on...(Smartest person from Albania)

posted about 2 years ago

FPX when they finally beat a non-LATAM team, lmao. Reigning Masters champs almost sent home by NA 2nd seed

posted about 2 years ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bronze-medal

This is how you look rn, lmao

posted about 2 years ago

You sound like you're scared that if a replay does happen that FPX will choke. You've commented on like 100 threads in the past 30 minutes

posted about 2 years ago

Lil Cheese and his parent's not loving him, probably.

posted about 2 years ago

Congrats to FPX for getting your first win that wasn't against a LATAM team lmao. ANGE1 is bad too. Boomer brain, boomer aim.

posted about 2 years ago

~86% now

posted about 2 years ago

Havent updated it for yesterday's games. But the ~85% winrate still holds true

posted about 2 years ago

Reminder. 85% chance Optic vs TL map 1 is already over

posted about 2 years ago

Thanks, man. That's why I'm here

posted about 2 years ago

Huh? bro are you good? XSET beat FPX literally 4 days ago. T3 Region > Master 2 winners? What would that make EMEA then? Tier 5?

Classic smooth-brained, room temperature iq, chipmunk-chompers EMEA glizzy gobbler.

posted about 2 years ago

In the most simplistic form, yes. All the teams that still lost despite reaching 7 first, still technically won the 1st half. Couple 9-3s, and 8-4s

posted about 2 years ago

Something very interesting about most of the games, aside from a few outliers, is that the first team to reach 7 round wins on a map usually wins it (~85% winrate).

Out of all 56 maps played, the team that reached 7 round wins first won 48 out of those 56.

ZETA accounts for 3 (Once against BOOM, twice against LOUD)
Kru accounts for 2 (Both against FPX)
LOUD accounts for 1 (Once against Optic)
Furia accounts for 1 (Once against DRX)
LEV accounts for 1 (Once against LOUD)

Enjoy.

posted about 2 years ago

Shownu Try Not to Make a Braindead Take Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

posted about 2 years ago
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