CringePlayer
Flag: Cuba
Registered: July 11, 2022
Last post: July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Posts: 227
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No

posted about 2 years ago

Hi guys, please rate my pickems for Champions 2023 (Virus link).

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/25ee44d3

posted about 2 years ago

sheeesh, cook a little more

posted about 2 years ago

Should've spent a lot less time talking shit the whole season, and spent more time not being actual shit. Only went 8-1 because teams were still adjusting to franchising, sad to see these frauds had people duped 🥱.

posted about 2 years ago

🔥NEVER RATE AGAIN🔥

posted about 2 years ago

Yawnster cannot comprehend that this "EU Superteam" is only good at 2 maps, and dogwater at the rest. 👻👻👻PEARL👻👻👻

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic are a 2 team map. Without Lotus and Bind, they're actually free.

EG threw Split, undeniable.

posted about 2 years ago

Difference of a 0% chance, and a non-0% chance

posted about 2 years ago

all good. Yeah i meant NRG looked bad, Fnatic were obv destroying them

posted about 2 years ago

AND? NRG haven't been very good lately, and that match was the worst they've looked all tournament. Leave your extra chromosomes at the door lil bro

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic continue to play the same maps every game. 2 map team.

EG braindead for not vetoing the 1 map Fnatic has a 100% winrate on tho.

Still fraudulent until proven otherwise.

posted about 2 years ago

no

posted about 2 years ago

nothing, ignore me.

posted about 2 years ago

How great can you actually consider Fnatic when they not only NEVER play Pearl, but, by a large majority, only play Lotus and Bind since the removal of Icebox. Then, when they CANT only play Bind and Lotus they lose to Team Liquid (LOL).

Can't consider a team truly great when they primarily play only 2 out of the 7 maps.

posted about 2 years ago

It's the exact same format every previous international event has adhered to. Upper Semifinals have never come before lower bracket round 1.

posted about 2 years ago

How well is he gonna do today? bad, mid, or good?

I know he's not entirely terrible, but he's also not anyone that i've heard is super special. I think, given there are basically no expectations for him today, he has the opportunity to perform well today, and possibly upset DRX.

posted about 2 years ago

Map 3: https://imgur.com/a/ovLBpl6

3 for 3

posted about 2 years ago

Map 2: https://imgur.com/a/WHHWnM3

posted about 2 years ago

I know I've called DRX "Free-RX," and they're looking pretty free right now. But, DRX has notoriously been pretty dogshit at bind throughout franchising this year.

posted about 2 years ago

for you, my friend, anything.

posted about 2 years ago

Day 1: I lost every map pick
Day 2: I won every map pick
Day 3: I lost every map pick
Day 4: Tell me who you want me to bet on, and they'll win the map

posted about 2 years ago

"Rest in peace to a dinosaur _____, Pterodactyl mixed with a T-rex, T-rectadactyl"

  • Snowdablizzard
posted about 2 years ago

Elon_musk 🥱 >>>
We're blessed to be in his presence. (Elon pls gimme $1B)

posted about 2 years ago

Too much faith. There's a limit to my cringe

posted about 2 years ago

You're*. Demon1 brim > Mako 🥱

posted about 2 years ago

"Best controller in the world" got diffed by a Jett main lol

posted about 2 years ago

All of T1 played for NA at one point in their pro careers

T1:
Saya: The Guard
Xeta: C9
Ban: Knights
Munchkin: Boston
Carpe: Philly

NRG: obv all NA

(Least obvious shitpost)

posted about 2 years ago

Well, NRG core and NAVI core have only ever face once. NRG core is still very good at Bind despite the changes. Sure, leap of logic given its basically a year ago.

posted about 2 years ago

Trolling map picks? Why'd they choose Lotus over Bind?

NAVI aren't bad at Lotus, and Bind was the only map they won over FPX during Copenhagen.

posted about 2 years ago

Yes. However, it is under the condition that he gets his confidence back. It's fairly evident right now that DSG killed any confidence he had in his game, and I don't blame him, that team was dookie.

posted about 2 years ago

Whatever my mom makes >>>

posted about 2 years ago

They're trying to steal my channel points. (Those pixels mean a lot to me)

posted about 2 years ago

Unlikely as it is, it would be cool to see Zeta make it to Masters Tokyo, and be able to represent the host country. '//,

posted about 2 years ago

Looks at the critical keyword that my lil Starbucks worker fails to comprehend: "MORE"

posted about 2 years ago

Barista Boy gotta be the only mf that talks about Sentinels more than Sen fans

posted about 2 years ago

Lost their name buff, that's why they cant win anymore. How will we know if Asuna Will Bang Stellar & Derrick anymore?

posted about 2 years ago

Counter: DRX play in a dogshit region, obviously they're making it to every international LAN. (Still 0 wins against Marved)
Head-to-head: Marved babysits Mako.

Marved sits out of competitive valorant for 6 months+, comes back and eats against a Top 2 international team. Please pipe down lil bro.

posted about 2 years ago

Mako 0 wins against his father 🥱🥱🥱

posted about 2 years ago

Mako was never better. Marved is literally known as Mako's father 😂 Could've saved yourself the embarassment of typing that paragraph by unplugging your router.

posted about 2 years ago

Who is honestly better?

posted about 2 years ago

At least we know Marved is still the best controller in the world

posted about 2 years ago

Aren't you literally a barista?

posted about 2 years ago

Top 5 at best. LOUD, FNC, DRX, and NRG clear 🥱🥱🥱 Could be even lower since Furia played against Fnatic better

posted about 2 years ago

"bEsT tEaM iN tHe WoRlD"
"GiVe ThEm ThE tRoPhY aLrEaDy"
"GiVe ThEm MaStErS tOo"

I have to retract my previous statements about NAVI/FPX, they're actually DOGSHIT when they cant just out aim their opponents 😪

posted about 2 years ago

1 Team region bro. Fnatic still have yet to face an actual team

posted about 2 years ago

EDG is immune to all jinxes and curses

posted about 2 years ago

China getting 3 slots for Masters, what can I say?

posted about 2 years ago

EDG bouta win this series, then win the whole tournament. Bow down to your Chinese overlords.

Heard it here first

posted about 2 years ago

Acting like MIBR wasn't worse than EU irons 🥱

posted about 2 years ago
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