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Flag: | Cuba |
Registered: | July 11, 2022 |
Last post: | July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM |
Posts: | 227 |
Hi guys, please rate my pickems for Champions 2023 (Virus link).
Should've spent a lot less time talking shit the whole season, and spent more time not being actual shit. Only went 8-1 because teams were still adjusting to franchising, sad to see these frauds had people duped 🥱.
Yawnster cannot comprehend that this "EU Superteam" is only good at 2 maps, and dogwater at the rest. 👻👻👻PEARL👻👻👻
Fnatic are a 2 team map. Without Lotus and Bind, they're actually free.
EG threw Split, undeniable.
Difference of a 0% chance, and a non-0% chance
all good. Yeah i meant NRG looked bad, Fnatic were obv destroying them
AND? NRG haven't been very good lately, and that match was the worst they've looked all tournament. Leave your extra chromosomes at the door lil bro
Fnatic continue to play the same maps every game. 2 map team.
EG braindead for not vetoing the 1 map Fnatic has a 100% winrate on tho.
Still fraudulent until proven otherwise.
How great can you actually consider Fnatic when they not only NEVER play Pearl, but, by a large majority, only play Lotus and Bind since the removal of Icebox. Then, when they CANT only play Bind and Lotus they lose to Team Liquid (LOL).
Can't consider a team truly great when they primarily play only 2 out of the 7 maps.
It's the exact same format every previous international event has adhered to. Upper Semifinals have never come before lower bracket round 1.
How well is he gonna do today? bad, mid, or good?
I know he's not entirely terrible, but he's also not anyone that i've heard is super special. I think, given there are basically no expectations for him today, he has the opportunity to perform well today, and possibly upset DRX.
I know I've called DRX "Free-RX," and they're looking pretty free right now. But, DRX has notoriously been pretty dogshit at bind throughout franchising this year.
Day 1: I lost every map pick
Day 2: I won every map pick
Day 3: I lost every map pick
Day 4: Tell me who you want me to bet on, and they'll win the map
"Rest in peace to a dinosaur _____, Pterodactyl mixed with a T-rex, T-rectadactyl"
Elon_musk 🥱 >>>
We're blessed to be in his presence. (Elon pls gimme $1B)
Too much faith. There's a limit to my cringe
You're*. Demon1 brim > Mako 🥱
"Best controller in the world" got diffed by a Jett main lol
All of T1 played for NA at one point in their pro careers
T1:
Saya: The Guard
Xeta: C9
Ban: Knights
Munchkin: Boston
Carpe: Philly
NRG: obv all NA
(Least obvious shitpost)
Well, NRG core and NAVI core have only ever face once. NRG core is still very good at Bind despite the changes. Sure, leap of logic given its basically a year ago.
Trolling map picks? Why'd they choose Lotus over Bind?
NAVI aren't bad at Lotus, and Bind was the only map they won over FPX during Copenhagen.
Yes. However, it is under the condition that he gets his confidence back. It's fairly evident right now that DSG killed any confidence he had in his game, and I don't blame him, that team was dookie.
They're trying to steal my channel points. (Those pixels mean a lot to me)
Unlikely as it is, it would be cool to see Zeta make it to Masters Tokyo, and be able to represent the host country. '//,
Looks at the critical keyword that my lil Starbucks worker fails to comprehend: "MORE"
Barista Boy gotta be the only mf that talks about Sentinels more than Sen fans
Lost their name buff, that's why they cant win anymore. How will we know if Asuna Will Bang Stellar & Derrick anymore?
Counter: DRX play in a dogshit region, obviously they're making it to every international LAN. (Still 0 wins against Marved)
Head-to-head: Marved babysits Mako.
Marved sits out of competitive valorant for 6 months+, comes back and eats against a Top 2 international team. Please pipe down lil bro.
Mako 0 wins against his father 🥱🥱🥱
Mako was never better. Marved is literally known as Mako's father 😂 Could've saved yourself the embarassment of typing that paragraph by unplugging your router.
At least we know Marved is still the best controller in the world
Top 5 at best. LOUD, FNC, DRX, and NRG clear 🥱🥱🥱 Could be even lower since Furia played against Fnatic better
"bEsT tEaM iN tHe WoRlD"
"GiVe ThEm ThE tRoPhY aLrEaDy"
"GiVe ThEm MaStErS tOo"
I have to retract my previous statements about NAVI/FPX, they're actually DOGSHIT when they cant just out aim their opponents 😪
1 Team region bro. Fnatic still have yet to face an actual team
China getting 3 slots for Masters, what can I say?
EDG bouta win this series, then win the whole tournament. Bow down to your Chinese overlords.
Heard it here first
Acting like MIBR wasn't worse than EU irons 🥱