Me tbh

Your team has 1 win over the course of the season. Dfm while intentionally losing to give others a chance, they have 2 wins compared to secrets fluked up 1 win.

Flair

Battery failures? Maybe they tend to forget to turn it off after using. It happened to me. I left it on for 3 days and it died. Maybe thats why? Idk, i never had an issue with mine

How fucking disguisting and goddamn horny are you to groom someone and wanting to be groomed bro this bitch need to get the brazen bull 💔🥀.

I dont believe that this piece of shit is trans anymore. This bitch faked being trans to get closer to women and get laid. what a fucking monster.

I love being a virgin bro, on god ✌️

Calm down 💔🥀

Not that big of an impact tbh. The only battery issue that you experience is that you go from straight 3 weeks without charging to like 2 weeks unless you're dumb enough to not check it from time to time you're really fine tbh. Ts goated literally better than gpro x s

I just want to see one of them choke again

I would kill myself, suck horse dick, smell feet, eat dog shit, play league, and drink my own piss if there was ever a possibility that i would bench my goat crashies for leo

Examine the two teams playing. In EMEA, you have TH (Team Heretics)—a well known lower bracket choker that lost to upper final winner GenG after getting their revenge against G2 in a 3-0 sweep fashion. On top pf that, after Masters Shanghai, they then face themsves with another grandfinal choke vs EDG, AGAIN after getting their revenge vs Leviatan, devastated—the whole Heretics squad was seen crying as they leave the stage.

On the APAC side, we have PRX (Paper Rex)—a team known for choking all two of their grandfinals despite having the upper bracket advantage of TWO maps vetos they fall under FPX suygetsu during Masters Copenhagen 2022, and also their dogshit team comp during the final map—breeze. They will forever be haunted by the words "Aims the reset. Absolutely ridiculous." Aside from that embarrassing lost, they also fall flat against Evil Geniues during Champions Los Angeles 2023. Again, both of their grandfinals they came from the UPPER bracket finals what a bunch of chokers.

Now if these two were to qualify playoffs with PRX going on an undefeated run and TH doing the same thing again. How would the grandfinal play out? It would be an infinite amount of chokes per round that the match would simply never end. An eternity of an overtime. Fuckass chokers

He's the goat over leo if he wins toronto

He's better than leo lol kick that fraud

Blg 2-0 WHZY drops 50+

Wolves 2-1, last map an overtime banger 16-14

G2 in 4

Skill issue

Yes I get it, but shouldn't it be each country's best players facing off vs others and not some fuckass orgs representing a region then it shouldve been masters for bums who didn't qualify

Why? Fucking lev, representing every fucking country rn

No yay?

You cant guess mine dawg

Exactly, this is the type of shit foreskin needs, he needs to join a superteam with like aspas or mako to actually win. He may be excommunicated by the indos but atleast he wins two trophies, and redeem himself by rejoining prx alongside the new prx recruit meiy and win a 2-0 deficit vs the new undefeated Karmine Corp with Leaf, Leo, Mako, Aspas, and Boo.

This typa storyline makes you the goat so idk why foreskin wont leave choker rex

Hes like lebron in his first years in cleveland. You can consider him as the best player but diminished by their fuckass w gaming coach for 4 years until they finally switched shit up a little, and ofc the liabilities such as d0v0i, b0nkai, s0mething (most overrated russian of all time), mindfreak, and j0nggg.

PH officially a contender now? Damnnnn they better get to signing

Finally holy shit

Either G2 3-0 PRX, G2 3-2 TH, or FNC 2-3 BLG

I wonder why no one puts TBD as one of the goated teams in valorant they always seem to qualify every event and always present in every grandfinal.

Koreans don't care about you, especially when your dogshit team has choked twice and that baby j0nggg crying their 1-3 loss as if this skinny bum didnt bribe to be exempted from milltary service

✌️✌️✌️

Yall sleep on mako's champs 2021 vandal

It's because SEN basically fell off right after madrid, and geng kept there stance for one more lan and the dub and TH were basically just chokers but they did made a back to back final

Happy birthday! 🎉🎊🎂

I said the same thing in good old 22 and 23 bro 💔

Are we deadass giving these fuckass choker rex fans some sort of hope? Goddamn bro you are brutal asf. With or without tejo nerf they aint winning shit ✌️ sorry bro

To be fair, they are winning trophies.

i dont want to prove this shit that sounds like an incels job someone prove it for me

Imo if they were just gonna do her that kind of setup then what the fuck was the point of putting her on yoru, just put her on jett 24/7 and let batu entry as if that shit didnt win optic and eg a trophy. Clearly eugene is isnt 100% full power on yoru just put her on what she actually plays

Flor baited APEKS into signing her tbh. She was never the t1 type of player. Your typical ranked demons who never comms for shit. That's why when you look at her clips its just silent gameplay while her dead teammates scream over them flicks. Not saying she isn't good tho. Her aim is tier 1 but her game sense and comms need work#

Team Secret's scouting is just pure trash thats it.

They had their chance with Jemkin, Kristal and tier 2 na DSG clear but they somehow didnt do it like a bunch of doodleheads.

I do believe PH has somewhat hidden talent in their region but they are more into signing players that are relatively "close". I wouldn't be surprised if OASIS or NAOS would do better in franchising than these frauds

EG TenZ

Yellow prime vandal

I woke up just to say this you fuck but consistency ISN'T the only thing that makes you the greatest player of all time. According to you bs, players such as forsaken and mako are more of contender? When they have ever had a great peak in their careers

Are we deadass? Yay was one of the earliest individuals known for consistency. He was already one of the best players itw in 2021 and we already know the shit he did in 2022. No other player comes close to yay's peak. Has anyone ever stayed as the best player itw for three lans straight? No one, he was uncontested in his time unlike today

Greatness knows greatness ✌️

They know yay since xset and guard THEY know what they're talking about

It was a joke

It depends on how you take it. Trent thought of yay because he had the highest peak and arguably the longest someone has dominated the league

Leaf has the perfect high sens, literally can be both calm and aggressive aim

Goat recognizes goat ✌️

https://youtu.be/n7NYMVaatxI?si=VVC5NIGp5rU17W4v

And Zekken saying envy to yay was the greatest roster move of all time.

My goat ✌️

Jason must be getting millions from prx for him to stay THAT long

Im sorry but i cant not stand you hate, hate you haters

I met him on ranked not long ago and he won it and help me rank up immo so i CANT let you mfs hate on hate

keep hyunmin mako and estrella

Please sign my goats hate and oonz

Are we lowkey just spreading fake shit now? 💔🥀

"Pinoys are still on top of Valorant"

Team Secret with 5 pinoys couldn't do shit✌️