Cheasle2
Flag: Australia
Registered: July 20, 2020
Last post: August 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Posts: 3771
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Odds are she might get an offer for stage 2, maybe for an NA team (cope). I just need her to get far away from governor

posted 4 months ago

Exact same script. Win map 1, lose map 2, dumpste4ed map 3. nt :(

posted 4 months ago

both are insane and both deserve better teams

posted 4 months ago

not gonna sit silently while ur being a dickhead

posted 4 months ago

I'm not illiterate, I can read the subtext mate

posted 4 months ago

idk why, but pro teams nowadays are trying to force meta comps/meta agents more than any other period of Valorant. Why?
Yes, Yoru, Tejo, Vyse and Breach are very meta right now, but some of these teams have world class Jett/Raze/Neon players. World class Kay/o, Sova, Fade, Gekko, Cypher, Chamber players and they look so lost on these meta agents ESPECIALLY Yoru.
If your team can playmeta, sure go for it. There's a reason it's meta. We see teams like G2 finding lots of success in this meta. But teams are playing as though they MUST play meta or lose. T1 just won an international playing a tonne of off meta shit, so these teams that just aren't working (looking at you PRX), need to play what THEY are good at, then the success will come.

posted 4 months ago

eat shit

posted 4 months ago

no it was a carrot and a brownie :3

posted 4 months ago

I ate something healthy and something unhealthy

posted 4 months ago

RAWWWRRR ITS APEKS TIME WITH FLOR ON A HEATER RAAAWWRRR

posted 4 months ago

Apeks and 2G have won the same amount of maps though (cope)

posted 4 months ago

Bump

posted 4 months ago

Real ballers knew Kru were favourites.

posted 4 months ago

yes they can hear it

distance is ring on the map

posted 4 months ago

ive been saying something is the problem since they aren't playing jett+raze every map. get in a proper role player so they can actually make some comps

posted 4 months ago

how'd they lose that icebox maaaaan

posted 4 months ago

b2b 4ks my goat

posted 4 months ago

W, glad they paid an artist this time

posted 4 months ago

this is so lame HAHA

posted 4 months ago

NA drone

posted 4 months ago

I wouldn't mind a map like this if there were map pick/ban phases in ranked but it's complete rng for a map that makes 50% of the agents obsolete.

posted 4 months ago

poor demon1 doesn't even play duelist anymore

posted 4 months ago

In ranked it's just Reyna Jett farm. I wonder how bad it's gonna feel when everyone is filling Clove for smokes

posted 4 months ago

https://imgur.com/a/IGWj4iT

don't know if they're bringing Breeze back (i hope not) but i thought i'd have a crack at fixing it/making it feel fresh

my main goals:

  1. preserve the long angles and big feeling of the map, while giving at least some options for close range fights
  2. make dome smokes more viable, and Viper less necessary
  3. give defenders more options for positioning on site, and attackers more options for positioning in post plant
  4. reduce impact of choke points
  5. reduce number of uncomfortable mini corners
  6. halls is blocked off again... thank god.

let me know what you think of these changes!

posted 4 months ago

bc GE is the only one i saw on twitter XD

it's not that deep

posted 4 months ago

ur delusional and there is a reason people shit on GE

posted 4 months ago

bunch of orgs are posting it bc it's 0 effort content. Sad

posted 4 months ago

????????????????? this has nothing to do with them being Indian

posted 4 months ago

gg nt apeks 😔
lost all the momentum

posted 4 months ago

Jett has historically been the best option on Icebox. Every statistic and analyst agrees. Maybe Waylay can work too but she's too new

posted 4 months ago

just have to ignore them if it's affecting your mental. It's a loud minority spamming threads off cooldown while the 99% of chill people just don't post often bc they're busy watching the game

posted 4 months ago

he has zero verticality on the most vertical map in the game?

posted 4 months ago

IND education 💀

posted 4 months ago

he is deathly ill

posted 4 months ago

GC alumni don't count as imports

posted 4 months ago

he will dih trust

posted 4 months ago

why are they posting this slop then, you mindless meatrider?

posted 4 months ago

https://x.com/GlobalEsportsIn/status/1905094730259865636

Global Slopsports

I guess it's obvious which teams submitted AI for their playercards last year 🤦‍♀️ We can blame global for why they didn't do them this year.

posted 4 months ago

who thinks the phantom is broken 🙋

who wants to use the phantom 🙎‍♀️

posted 4 months ago

ty beast

posted 4 months ago

acetone (nail polish remover). 100% to work on anything.

posted 4 months ago

can we get a receipt on this btw

posted 4 months ago

-dodging a flash but then flicking back too fast and getting blinded by it anyway
-shot through a smoke round 3 after losing pistol
-enemy neon ults in a 1v1
-perfect headshot on an Iso but he has shield and kills you
-swap sites as sentinel and they hit other site
-have perfect flank but cypher ults
-load into Ascent
-3k or 4k into lose round anyway
-get ult when you die round 12
-tell your teammate not to do something, they do it and immediately die
-dying to Sova ult ever

posted 4 months ago

Ascent is worse

posted 4 months ago

pat cummins on phoenix 🥶🥶🥶

posted 4 months ago

get ur wallet ready

posted 4 months ago

im fully aware that less rounds means you don't have to perform as consistently high, but if you look at every other player that played few rounds, 80% of them have abhorrent stats, and the few that have passable stats are nowhere near flor. performing THAT well while losing THAT hard is way more impressive than performing like that while winning every game.

posted 4 months ago
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