just say you didn't watch Turtle Troop tear it up...

rossy was electric on the team and was maybe their best player when he was with them

sarah "supercat" cat > super "superkat" kat ???

SPG going for their SEN Rekyavik run rn

nah with redcar its #senloss

probably meant to type OQ as in Open Qualifiers.

MxM reunited, but only so two of them can go to ascension. Who will it be? The ones who left, or the ones who stayed.

the story writes it self

why are we hating on Icy in specific when everyone on G2 had a subpar performance in the GenG game. like ??? he's where is for a reason

He might not be an aspas, or a t3xture, or an Oxy, but almost no one is. He plays his role in the G2 system and that lets them win rounds and then games

https://youtu.be/sBcJf-7KxmQ?si=WEtYdE4cQJC5ICb_&t=3291 (start at 54:50)

In this interview after TTR's win over M80 in stage 1 wedid talks about how TTR choose to not have coach, and how they think it is actually beneficial to them as a team and their system

i think getting addicted to something that will kill you and make the rest of your life miserable just to get a small advantage at a video game isn't really the move

my b i forgot this was vlr and we don't say anything smart

If you think they don't do this on the Val cast you either don't watch or don't understand what they are saying. They very often critique bad plays and choices by players. They just use different words. You don't have to go ⚠️FRAUD⚠️in order to say criticize something.

And none of the top players are frauds, they are where they are for a reason. And if they have been there for a long time, that just even more solidifies that they must have something special.
You just have no concept of actual skill or forget just how amazing a player has to be to even be given the opportunity to go pro. Pros are about the top .000000001% in their craft and if someone is bottom 50% of that they are still just infinitely better your average top 500 rank player

As funny as that would be, unfortunately the fourth CN team is probably going to be Trace 🐢 (unless some whacky shit happens which is highly possibly for CN though)

it was just so stupid. It was not reasonable if you just thought for a bit (very hard for this website). So, my brain understood that it was most likely bait, cause in no world would that be the reason.
Like why would you even think that? Why type that message? It could spawn unnecessary stupid debates. Just don't press send. But they chose to any ways, probably without a second thought. That is what annoyed me.

(this comment is so stupid I don't even want to engage with it in the first place, but my brain won't allow me to just see this and not at least correct this just to make sure no one can possibly think this would be true)

if this was the case, why drop Bob now? not like idk.. during the offseason, after they qual'd to challengers, after split 1? why wait until right now?

some moves in SaD camp were clearly cooking because they brought on Coach Joe (former GC coach so it's not him) who tweeted out the signing gif on May 21 https://x.com/CoachJoe__/status/1793126450582729126
So more likely this was a post mid-season cup decision based off team vibes/performance....... you typed this comment and that causes me pain

yeah they got the casting couch streams for masters

big fan of the team. been watching them for a long time, since the very beginning even. a real day1

probably. but they didn't. and that's why we watch

creepah!! awwww maannnn. so we back in the mines got our pickaxes swinging from side to side (side side to side)

dude is in a polo playing Val destroying m80. you cannot tell me he aint cold

xqc wishes he could look like bdog (holy fish moly bdog looks good)

i'll play

also what's your favorite track from any pokemon ost?

thats the only way they could into challengers since they lost to Qor and Thinking Men (who was on fire) during the actual Qualifiers

if you think Blinn is just a "premier team", you don't know shit. they are good

watch that clip at half speed. its not that the aim or the teamplay is bad. corey just turned into Neo straight up.

swing wide right then quick back left. then shoot a few times and move right again. shoot a few more times move right one more time. then a left into crouch.

Actually just so unlucky from spaz. gets only 4 right clicks with the classic and Corey moved right as Spaz shot each time, and then Spaz ran out of bullets and had to go for the knife.

#ttrwin #signturtletroop #corey4matrix5

https://youtu.be/OCZIzzQpJUw?si=c3t35JB561BLfrPA

true experience. you need the racoon

I agree with most of this list except for Kirya. not only is he a femboy (maybe can fish really well so I will give a point for that), which are well known for struggling to survive in the outside world.
But most of the time he cooks way to much. Kirya burns the surroundings without any real remorse. I could see your entire camp, supplies, and perhaps even other members falling to the flames. And quite frankly I just feel like that would be more detrimental than helpful

yay ‼️❕‼️❗

hope he can recover and come back strong to show us the El Diablo of nightmares once again

zekken in masters madrid grand finals. and aspas dropped 101 in the same match that valyn dropped 101 (Lower Bracket Finals of America Stage 1 playoffs)

yeah someone posted it later in the thread. Masters 1 really was a wild time just looking at the comps they played.

EDIT: and Team Heretics is playing with a full REAL 6 MAN ROSTER with TWO ONE TRICKS???????!!!!

some fun stats about people who have gotten 101 kills in a bo5 (in franchising)

Valyn & Aspas: 119 rounds
Zekken: 110 rounds
Demon1: 105 rounds

(Kills/Deaths/Assists - First Kills/First Death)
Valyn full statline: 101/80/43 . 15/11 +4

Aspas: 101/84/19 . 19/17 +2

Zekken: 101/85/29 . 27/20 +7

Demon1: 101/81/23 . 13/9 +4

Next most kills in the game:
Valyn & Aspas tied. Mazino got to 94 kills. kingg 87, leaf 86. trent 84.

Zekken dropped 101. Tenz was about full map worth behind at just 83. Texture got 82 as well

Demon1 had Aspas chasing him, reaching 95 kills by the end. Less also dropped 91. Then Jawgemo reached 82.

when did cned do it?

a team with a negative round differential made playoffs in 2 different regions, and probably will in all 3 regions....

we are truly in the Mud era of Valo

cremepie

I see Boostio get a good amount of hate for his antics and little trash talk. But I think Boostio just gets into his opponents heads and makes them tilted. Also while bringing up the energy and confidence of his own team (you see your IGL being a crazy man and it work so you probably feel like nothing can go wrong)

He IGL's, shoots well, brings the vibes to the max, and destroys the opponent's mental.

Forged in the fires of OW comes a 🐐 (boostio was on the team that made the GOATS comp for any OW heads)

edit: wait I just realized, boostio is just an upgraded vanity

hair looks really good 👍

0-2 teams can't advance. you need a minimum of 2 wins in order to make playoffs

y1y

TTR is NAs best. I don't know what you are confused about??

if you think it is just wedid, you clearly aren't seeing the greatness of the troop. all 5 players are insane and can step up at any point when needed.

m80 not washed. TTR just the goats. I've been saying this

simple answer: clout

my fucking 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 troop

(also i saw the wedid talon classic... what could it mean?!?!?!)

get a life lil bro

kinda looks like him idk

im not a boaster fan but you did him dirty

im seeing a 13-0 potential here

thats the minimum, some players are probably making much more than that.
But also salaries as a whole for esports have been coming down recently just because investors kind of realized they weren't making money so many orgs had to cut pay, staff, and teams.

50k per year minimum I think is what is the required salary (iirc)

• this is only for Franchised VCT players, T2 players in most regions are orgless and not getting paid, and I would imagine most T2 teams don't pay that high of salaries either currently

Dsg didnt even exist as an org when franchising spots were decided

Ok, golf is the one sport where you can put it on in the background on the tv and comfortably sleep but still be kind of entertained. I fuck with golf for that reason alone.

It's the perfect sport for taking a nap on a Saturday afternoon when nothing else is on and the blankets are just calling your name.

tenz taller than the Burj Khalifa when he standing on his money