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Astras more recent nerfs to the suck

Well Koi ARE getting Demon1 and Derke confirmed so EMEA will be stronger next year

this is why I watch TMV so I can hate him more

nah

now who tf are YOU???

(❤´艸｀❤)

hes probably just baiting

I'm just gonna ignore you bro, weirdo

real

Optic reunion in tier 2

bronzil_enjoyer my king can do whatever he wants

shes ok, I think in a team setting she'll be a really good in that initiator role. She won't be good as a solo senti so I don't think she will be replacing the cypher or KJ on any maps.

glad to see how far you've come on your baiting journey. proud of you.

who tf are you bruh

I'll put him at sentinel

So Koi is now getting Derke AND Demon1 that's insane! Will Koi go for Patititek, TenZ and Potter to make the ultimate super team?

Duelist: Derke
Controller/flex: TenZ
Controller/flex Demon1
Initiator: Patiteck
Sentinel: Miniboo

Coach: Potter
Assistant Coach: Chet

I don't want the worst agent in the game

yes, thank you bronzil my king

mods ban nihso for plagiarism and copyright infringement? thank you very much our glorious overlords.

WHOS WE? i BUILT THIS BAIT REVIEW, BRICK BY BRICK

I work in an office and the boss's office is close to my desk, I can check my phone but it probably wont be a good idea to do so for extended periods of time.

MODS GET THIS GUY FOR COPYRIGHT INFINGEMENT!

I just copy pasted the link in the original post

User: Mortadelo
Title: KOI Derke comfirmed
Post contents:
https://x.com/anonimotum/status/1828126957575487596

Date and time: Aug 29, 2024 at 9:42 AM EDT

Bait category: Engagement bait

This is absolutely incredible bait, just a simple posted link with an intriguing title. What puts this bait to an 8/8 is the fact that the link then goes to ANOTHER bait post but this time that post is actually from Derke. Absolutely incredible. I'm glad I risked getting fired to fully experience this bait.

Total Bait rating = 8/8

UPDATE
^ that was the link in the original post but it seems to be the wrong one? that link goes to 2 different tweetes depending on which post i click it through so here's the link to the actual tweet: https://x.com/Derke/status/1829151976984051750

I will risk getting fired by checking vlr on my phone. If i post a bait review then I survived, If I don't, I was fired.

I am at work and can't click the link unfortunately so I cant fully experience the bait sadge :(

new bait review?

الحمد لله

bro what? I made an alt called GalaxyBar using reddit and it got banned, I have not made any other alt accounts since

I hope the mods see this and take swift action

we meet again MexicoMan

My alt did get banned I don't know what to tell you. Maybe someone made an account with a similar name as mine that got banned? i have no clue.

thats not me my alt got banned

where do you work bro, I'm downtown to let me know where to slide crodie

thank you bronzil_enjoyer

hi bruhumphry, what does this mean?

npc ahh reply

Almost didn't recognize you until I saw how many posted you've made

Victor was already dropped bro

noted thank you very much for your reply!

Have fun

appreciate it sir o7

User: number1nobodyhater
Title: KangKang needs to be dropped from EDG
Post contents:
After he had his fluke of a final game his form is gonna fail off crazy hard. EDG needs to drop him ASAP and sign Derke. Derke has consistently been one of the best in the world and clears KK.

Date and time: Aug 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM EDT

Bait category: Rage Bait

I believe this is the first ever requested bait review (Thank you nihso). Honestly a good attempt at rage bait, the only thing holding it back is that no on in the replies seems to have fallen for the bait. While the post contents themselves is an entertaining attempt at rage bait, the result fell flat of my expectations.

Total Bait rating = 3/8

ok will do sir

I have not played Wukong but I have beat both Fallen order and Jedi Survivor multiple times. They both have difficulty settings so you could lower the difficulty if it gets too hard.

maybe one day

Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor definitely benefit from having knowledge of the Star Wars franchise and a lot of moments of the story do kind of boost other parts of already known star wars lore but you could definitely play them as someone that isn't all that interested in Star Wars, it very much feels like an easier FromSoft game. Especially Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor is significantly harder and has more upgrade options. Think of it as a souls type game just with Lightsabers.

Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor are Incredible single player games and so are the Force Unleashed games. Assasins Creed 2-3 (2, Brotherhood, Revelations, and 3) are all amazing single player games, a lot of people also like Black Flag as well. GTA V has an amazing story mode and so do most GTA games tbh.

maybe....