I like Kirya

bulkylettuce? no they will not be on the list

Insert Thanos "I don't even know who you are" gif

Thats literally impossible

nice to meet you too :)

My favourite vlr users in no particular order:

Conceit
Tryeue2 (I miss you pookie)
cloudberry
boilin_cockroach
JawXG
geospliced
bronzil_enjoyer
n1cf
bruhmphrey
Prasinos
nihso
sideshowsbaldhead
sexocum (because of the name)
Kirya
froggy_lol
Warlordwibz (biased)
AstroGalaxy
JingggsFamilyLawyer (Represented me valiantly)

I'm probably forgetting some so if i remember I will come back and add them :)

no Im at work in Toronto Canada. I am in EST time zone

im doing good stranger

Can I get a hell yeah?

hola

probably, we don't scrim or anything. Our only hope is that Alpha does Alpha Radiant things

about to be 11 am

I am on Alpha Squad and we made the team specifically to not make playoffs or scrim. We have played 2 games total so far.

also how does it feel to live my dream? One of your vlr posts is the twitter banner for my favourite player on my favourite team

I would hope so, I think he meshed pretty well with that roster

I NEEEED ONE NOW!

HELL YEAH!!!!!

its ok, im allergic to grass :(

mrmrmrmrmrm

I love radioactive taste

taste but the shape makes it easier

it was average NA grocery store banana. I ate it at my desk at work so no deep throating this time :(

I also prefer apples, but bananas dont suck

holy shit big W

I just ate a Banana :)

use your hand like a real man

Im in your balls

Thank you for sparing me

Ted Lasso

fart

CanadaMan, no explanation needed

np king

JohnQT was IGL on m80 before Sen picked him up, Zander was IGL this year and did ok but JohnQT was a better IGL. On 100T Boostio will 100% IGL

when you do number, period, then space it does this for some reason. If you get rid of the gap between the period and the words it'll be the normal 17-1 order

hola

I'm playing as clove you miss the first 3 shots, you then hit two body shots. At this point I use pick me up and heal back to full health, you have used 5 headhunter bullets at this point. You then miss your next bullet but head tap me with the next, instantly killing me. Its at this point you realize I have Clove ult and come back to life. In a panic, you then whiff your final shot before I 1 tap you and stay alive.

from the Hawk🦅 to the tuah 💦 to the Rizz 🥵 to the edge 🤴😩 where’s my Gyatt 🍑 that’s my Sigma 😎 always gooning when I reign 🥰

the best team of every year never won champs.

yes

no Fnatic was clearly the best team of 2023, Demon1 joined the main roster after the first international and really became The Demon1 during masters which EG did not win.

Also fart

it was shit because you didn't commit. Shitty and bad jokes are the funniest ones to me, you just gotta commit.

insert Yap copypasta

I'm waiting for cloudberry to update his post thats keeping track of all offseason moves

hmm thats strange, it worked for me. Maybe she just wasn't the one?

Sing this to her word for word even the emojis:

from the Hawk🦅 to the tuah 💦 to the Rizz 🥵 to the edge 🤴😩 where’s my Gyatt 🍑 that’s my Sigma 😎 always gooning when I reign 🥰

CanadaMan saves lives! We need this in the newspapers

So true!

Thank you for this unpaid message

Sub to CanadaMan Gaming and it will fix everything trust

#NotALie

Too many users to name 🤤🤤🤤

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