CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Posts: 4000
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Herpes are not always visible, sometimes they are only visible when stressed

posted 9 months ago

You got herpes while licking a dirty toilet seat with an open wound on your lip so you decided to dedicate your online persona to raise awareness

posted 9 months ago

I mean it did go OT

posted 9 months ago

😨

posted 9 months ago

thank you king

posted 9 months ago

n0vi

posted 9 months ago

I recreated a meme in a discord server, this user is also a member of said server. for the 2nd part, TenZ subbed to my twitch last month

posted 9 months ago

Anybody replacing Lakia is better

posted 9 months ago

I also hate Theodore the chipmunk

posted 9 months ago

? this isnt a copypasta this happened last month after he subbed to me on twitch

posted 9 months ago

this happened last month

posted 9 months ago

one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant

posted 9 months ago

yes this is real and not a haha funny joke

posted 9 months ago

Dragon deez nuts lmao

posted 9 months ago

DRG because the dragon is awesome and cute, the colours are awesome and I like the players

I made a post about this for all the teams I support https://www.vlr.gg/412470/updated-teams-i-support

posted 9 months ago

Now your just hating. The dragon is cute af and awesome

posted 9 months ago

Yoru Neon Reyna Clove Chamber on every map

posted 9 months ago

Dear Majestic Dragon,

From the moment I laid eyes on your fierce yet elegant silhouette, I knew you were something special. You embody strength and grace, a symbol of resilience that captures the spirit of every gamer who fights for victory. Your scales glimmer like the finest armor, a reminder of the battles fought and the triumphs yet to come.

Every time I see you in the DRG logo, I feel a surge of inspiration. You are not just a creature of myth; you are a beacon of hope for those who dare to dream big. Your fierce determination fuels our passion, urging us to push our limits and rise to the challenge.

In this vibrant community of players and fans, you remind us that we are not alone. Together, we soar to new heights, guided by your watchful gaze. Your spirit ignites the fire within us, propelling us toward our goals with unwavering courage.

So here’s to you, noble dragon—our champion in both victory and defeat. May your legacy continue to inspire us, reminding us that with every challenge we face, we are stronger together.

Forever your devoted admirer,

CanadaMan

posted 9 months ago

where's Ardiis bro

posted 9 months ago

n0vi

posted 9 months ago

you're welcome gang

posted 9 months ago

Throw City better

posted 9 months ago

me too the fat mf stole the mango

posted 9 months ago

A real thing that just happened to me. I am literally shaking rn

posted 9 months ago

have I been chosen to join the illuminate?

posted 9 months ago

BE GONE CHILD! ┑( ̄Д  ̄)ā”

posted 9 months ago

bro ...

posted 9 months ago

omg is that Thekidintheshadows? former TMV mod?

posted 9 months ago

bro....

ok bait aside bro, HE CLOGGED A TOILET WITHHIS PISS

posted 9 months ago

I know this has nothing to do with Valorant but this just happened to me and I need to tell people this.

I was in the bathroom stall at work when this mf goes into the stall next to me and starts pissing. We have urinals, but hes standing up pissing in the stall. This mf proceeds to rip the fattest and loudest fart I have ever heard in a public washroom. Mf must have dementia and thinks hes at home bro cus aint no way. I swear it sounded like he shat his pants. This all happens while hes still peeing.

The mf then tries to flush but it doesn't......

This mf CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH HIS PISS!!!!!

He then leaves without washing his hands. I am still in awe. Genuinely I stayed in the stall for an hour just cowering in the aura.

This is real btw, I don't even have an ounce of enough creativity to make something like this up. Like wtf????

posted 9 months ago

its a showmatch

posted 9 months ago

fart

posted 9 months ago

Thats right buddy, listen why don't you follow me and I'll take you back to your room. How does that sound? Maybe I'll put on your favourite music too.

posted 9 months ago

Yay nobody said me :)

posted 9 months ago

Do I count as a baiter? I post normal stuff sometimes

posted 9 months ago

yay will bounce back next season. I genuinely believe that the "downfall" of yay is blown waayyyyyy out of proportion. I mean he played decent on C9 before they dropped him, he then ended up in the dumpster fire that was the original DSG NA team. Then his return to tier 1 was with the literal dog shit explosion that was Bleed. I think he will be back pretty close to where he used to be. I don't think he will be back to Esports player of the year form but I think he will do good next season, especially with an actual good coach supporting him.

Everyone is so negative :(

posted 9 months ago

why so negative? :(

posted 9 months ago

yay :)

posted 9 months ago

bro stole your name you should sue. Also it was swiftplay

posted 9 months ago

its a dm, im not trying to win it

posted 9 months ago

:0

posted 9 months ago

i was looking through my deatmatches and I found a game with Kru Shyy

posted 9 months ago

link?

posted 9 months ago

its a swiftplay, I asked in chat and this mf didn't reply

posted 9 months ago

Is this you on the other team?

posted 9 months ago

Question Number One: Who is the user known for being a femboy? Kirya

Question Number Two: What do you call the user ''dort'' under his baits? fart

Question Number Three: Who is the user known for going 0/16 in a Silver rank valorant lobby? Qwertyy (i think)

Question Number Four: Who is the professional valorant player known using a rather offensive slur in Sentinels Showmatch 2024? N4rrate

Question Number Five: What Internet Service Provider does the user ''meyournightmare'' uses? Alliance broadband?

am i cooked chat?

posted 9 months ago

thank you :)

posted 9 months ago

oh.... ignore what I said I totally didn't create a time machine and saw that PRX signed Aspas šŸ˜…

posted 9 months ago
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