Cacachocolat
Flag: France
Registered: March 2, 2023
Last post: June 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Posts: 3135
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It was terrible.

posted about a year ago

Imo both teams were looking rough

posted about a year ago

Lev are bad

posted about a year ago

Lmao.

You're too funny, typical overweight vlr user.

posted about a year ago

Look at your post history retard.

posted about a year ago

That's because you have the average NA education, just non existent.

posted about a year ago

Retarded Americucks can't stop French bashing because Chirac didn't want to help you in Irak but he was right though.

That's why all of you are mad all the time towards the French lmao.

posted about a year ago

Bronzil third worlder talking

Go spit on players, that's the only thing you can do

posted about a year ago

Ok that's a pretty good answer.

posted about a year ago

endovlrt
Country: Scotland
Registered: March 11, 2024
Last post: March 11, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Posts: 1

Bro created an alt just to say that while also fakeflagging.

posted about a year ago

Why such a big ego from them? I will never understand.

Look at all the braindead VLR users with USA flags, they're annoying af, calling every regions/players frauds.

posted about a year ago

You will get cleared, for sure.

Mericans are ASS

posted about a year ago

That's because Mericans were so shit at CS they had to quit.

They won like what? 1 major?

posted about a year ago

'Aren't that good' - region with the most trophies and while being nerfed by the war.

Yep, USA IQ.

posted about a year ago

least braindead American

posted about a year ago

Valorant is def not harder although I prefer watching Val esport by far

posted about a year ago

good guy

posted about a year ago

Man these prx flairs talking shit all the time, 0 trophy ...

posted about a year ago

I see a lot more Americans overrating their own region tbh.

posted about a year ago

Why are all NA flags so stupid on this site?

posted about a year ago

NA baits are so trash

posted about a year ago

any plans to leak some scrims bro?

posted about a year ago

'winning madrid is gonna feel so warm'

Chill.

posted about a year ago

faker isn't live

posted about a year ago

I see a guy in front of the soda bottles.

Since I wanted to buy some, I went over to him, looking to stop him if he tried to steal them, it's Lidl after all, it would be a crime against humanity.

As I approached, he seemed confused, and so I said to him:

  • Are you okay, my good sir?

Then he raised his head and oh my god, it was him.

Since I can speak decent English, I tried to ask him.

  • Leo', that is you ?

  • Yes, it isn't. - he replied.

It was him, but then he gave me a look that spoke volumes: he wanted to stay under the radar in the store, and it wasn't long before he told me:

  • Please, I'm anonymous in this shopping, don't revelate.

Then I gave him a friendly pat on the shoulder:

  • No problem Leo', have a nice day.

He gave me a smile, which I returned, and I left. But still, it's crazy to think I saw Dicaprio at the Lidl store ...

Here's a picture for those who don't believe me: https://imgur.com/a/9EdamiY

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

Alright

posted about a year ago

What do you mean?

posted about a year ago

coomer with the TH disrespect.

posted about a year ago

Vanity counts as 2.

posted about a year ago

WHATS ZE COLOR?

posted about a year ago

True but the this guy is crazy.

posted about a year ago

You wrote NA in the title, not EMEA, dumb ass.

posted about a year ago

ah yes

posted about a year ago

patitek will be playing, he said so in a recent interview

posted about a year ago

why you bully me like that

posted about a year ago

i will not hide.

posted about a year ago

no idea who they are

posted about a year ago

who?

posted about a year ago

s0ntilulz

posted about a year ago

s0ntilulz flair

posted about a year ago

benjy is good and you are lucky w0ot can't play, he would wipe the floor with botinels

posted about a year ago

Well, your deep, dark cave in Antarctica, surrounded by a 45-metre layer of snow and 50 metres below ground, also serving as a nuclear and chemical shelter, as well as a doomsday shelter, made of reinforced concrete and titanium rods, covered with a triple layer of super-powerful soundproofing and thermal insulation preventing the slightest contact with the pure air outside, monitored by 138 cameras and 56 guards to prevent you from discovering the real world, closed by an armored door made of titanium and bronze alloys, covered with a quadruple layer of enamel and diamond, and protected by 2 large padlocks with digital detection and opening, as well as other elements ensuring perfect watertightness and thus contributing to your confinement. All this is reinforced by 50 armored doors in an air-conditioned anti-bacterio-atomic bunker in interstellar space, comparable to a huge cave in glacial Antarctica, composed of a quadruple layer of watertight reinforced concrete and a double layer of rare purified diamond, protected by an enormous pressurized door in synthetic platinum containing triple-glazed liquid nitrogen, impossible to open by human means, itself surrounded by an alloy of titanium and bronze surrounded by a quintuple layer of thermal insulation providing a perfect seal, invulnerable to black holes, planetary shocks, the deadliest toxic gases and the highest, most unbearable heat in our galaxy. Watched over by 63 bodyguards equipped with M16s and several 357 magnums, and 54 snipers trained by the world's top strategists and instructors, you'll never be able to escape, the slightest contact with fresh air, and also access to 3 large padlocks with voice recognition and the fingerprints of a Saharan polar bear, now hunted and extinct, also able to travel at the speed of light thanks to turbo-chemical-nucleo-electric fusion reactors trapped in a rift originating from a hap submerged 20 miles under the sea on an unknown island bordering New Zealand on an Earth-like planet in the galaxy HUDF JD2, which itself is trapped in a space-time rift of a parallels dimension. of a parallel dimension of a microcosmosis of a vomit of shandy in a salvage bottle dropped into a subterranean sea hidden in the hollows of a meteorite stuck in a distant starfilant of several galaxies in a nebula lost on the other side of a parallel Universe whose time flows backwards and which finds itself trapped by an incoherent space-time continuum where 1 + 1 = 3 and where the pedobear have taken over and who, every 32nd of the month, announce with a ritual, body language and a phallus dance that only a pedobear could understand, that the 2nd Gladeulfeur magic statuette must be retrieved. According to the Skellosse tablets, this will allow the one-legged gnome from the northern forests, dancing at full moon amidst 12 statuettes wrapped in ham, to open the door to Zaralback and fulfill the prophecy the prophecy that will let the shooting star through, but that's without taking into account the 3 million hap in front of this door who are all onchent at the same time under the orders of HomerSimpson, listening to the concert by Morsay, who in this dimension is in a duet with King Heenok and who laughed when he was told that Windows is better than a Mac.

posted about a year ago

sh1ro, etc ...

EU would dominate Valorant.

posted about a year ago

KC > PRX

posted about a year ago

to Valorant, would it be over for NA?

posted about a year ago

CS won't die tho :/

posted about a year ago
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