Breloof
Flag: Kiribati
Registered: March 14, 2022
Last post: August 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Posts: 1632
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The United Kingdom πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

posted 3 months ago

Why are you still watching?

posted 3 months ago

You're totally fine, I just added on to the context

posted 3 months ago

He says neighbourhood. He swallows the last syllable a little, but once you know what he said, you can hear it relatively clearly.

posted 3 months ago

There's no stats for maps 2 and 3 though, or am I tripping? Something's clearly still fishy

posted 3 months ago

Bro is just discovering the fact that teams can sometimes win several rounds in a row

posted 4 months ago

They probably just don't have the map pool tbh. That does mean that there might be some hope for split 2 though.

It'll depend on the coaching staff, but if they can clean up their other maps and get some consistency, they might be able to do some damage. Playoffs at least might be doable to avoid getting auto-relegated.

For this split, it's pretty much joever; I don't see them beating FNC or Vitality. But I see some positives here that justify having a bit of hope for them to at least make it to Ascension, if the org doesn't press the panic button and keeps the roster and coaching staff the same for stage 2.

posted 4 months ago

The most soft thing you can do is let people walk all over you and say "thank you daddy" when they call you a little bitch to your face

posted 4 months ago

The four classes are also made up categories that don't help teams.

posted 4 months ago

Players are naturalised into the region (i.e. count as residents) after playing there for a year

posted 4 months ago

Didn't know BBL has the German government in their pocket like that and just decided to not give him a visa.

posted 4 months ago

They were literally 3rd in kickoff lmao.

They're definitely not the third best team in Americas, but you could put Aspas on a team with 4 Shanks clones and they would still get some wins. The rest of the team isn't world class, but they're all solid, they won't miss playoffs.

posted 4 months ago

Edit: Think I was wrong, oopsie

posted 4 months ago

GC players are exempt from the import rule. Flor doesn't count as an import.

posted 4 months ago

Makes sense you don't know him. Why would you watch Masters Bangkok as an NRG fan?

posted 4 months ago

Very unlucky for Erik.

Bringing in a performance coach might be a good move though.

posted 4 months ago

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a Cove. A Harbor Cove. A Harbor Cove with a shorty! And shorties make me crazy.

posted 4 months ago

The official broadcast will continue to refer to them as Rankers until this tournament is over. They signed up as Rankers, so that's what they are. They'll be Envy for the next split.

posted 4 months ago

Happy for Rossy, he for sure deserves to be in tier 1, but I don't like this move at all. Natank was not the problem and this will not fix their issues.

posted 5 months ago

GDP per capita should rise slightly

posted 5 months ago

Blue for the feeling after they bottled yet another tournament.

Red for all the blood shed on the way.

White for [REDACTED]

posted 5 months ago

Man seeing Stax and Buzz after that intense final and after all they've been through with DRX actually made me cry even though I wasn't that invested in T1 initially. Really reminds me of Boaster after the LOCK//IN win. Both insane 5 map finals with OT on the last map too.

posted 5 months ago

4/10 bait

posted 5 months ago

You meant assists right? W prediction

posted 5 months ago

Upset is a bit much. Even if you favour EDG, it couldn't possibly have been more than a 60-40 in anyone's mind.

posted 5 months ago

Should change your username to CoughingBaby I guess, unlucky

posted 5 months ago

Vit Derke has a lot more freedom than FNC Derke and it shows. He's always been insanely good but it almost feels like he's reached a whole new level this year.

posted 5 months ago

What reason have NAVI given us to believe they are A tier?

posted 5 months ago

Yeah man I remember when Derke choked the two international grand finals he was in. Or when Sayf choked the two domestic finals he was in. Good times

posted 5 months ago

Forgot crashies exists. Jeez, that's insane. Literally half of all international tournaments

posted 5 months ago

Fin fact: With Chronicle (Masters Berlin), Milan (Champions 2021), Erik (Masters Copenhagen), Boaster and Alfajer (LOCK//IN and Masters Tokyo) and Crashies (ReykjavΓ­k 2), they now have six different international titles between them (out of twelve).

What's even crazier is at the end of the year it'll still be six!!!

EDIT: added crashies

posted 5 months ago

The average vlr chatter's brain can't conceive that teams might sometimes play better or worse than other times. It's because they always go 2-19 in ranked,

posted 5 months ago

When marketing features players by brand value instead of video game skill 🀯

posted 5 months ago

"all time" but let's conveniently ignore 2022 and also 2025

posted 5 months ago

Sen is not beating DRX

posted 5 months ago

Sick lineup. On paper, G2 Vit and EDG should be heavily favoured, but in such a small tournament with only 4 teams in the playoffs, feels like every team could go on a run and take it.

Feels like every region is sending much stronger contenders than in Madrid last year.

posted 5 months ago

I'm not sure he'd be into it when the alternative is making content and potentially doing broadcast work. I do think he could be a great coach though.

posted 6 months ago

Hiro singlehandedly won them Fracture.

posted 6 months ago

Really happy for kaajak, he's been getting a lot of shit. Hope this gives him some confidence and he can keep this up!

posted 6 months ago

Nobody above silver takes headshot percentage (especially in a single map lmao) as a valuable metric to assess someone's skill.

posted 6 months ago

Getting worked up over a casual off season pug with not even established teams, but mixed rosters who probably never practiced together is crazy ngl.

Bro's gonna die of a heart attack before he's 30

posted 7 months ago
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