Finasteride is shit, they say you have 1.8% of having permanent colateral but studies show that is near 20% mark. This shit will make your dick limp

start coping and just shave your hair dude, you need to shave when you still have hair then people will assume its your choice to be bald see? sigma move right here. In Brazil we have a saying ¨If hair is so imporant why it grows on your ass¨

Im actually going bald and when I shaved I looked like a badass motherfucker, I think I just have the face for it. Try it

You can cry how much you want bro the truth is that Brazil has a tradition in FPS games.

Point Blank: 3 times world champions
Crossfire: 3 times world champions
Cs 1.6: MiBR
CSGO: 2 majors
R6: We are top 3 right now.

It has always been like that, Brazil always struggle at the beginning and dominate later.

Hm yes? You want us to talk about what?

I think it won't even get to 500k, lot of regions not paying attention anymore

Go to the gym, work on your fashion style and build your instagram, it's all about image these days, photo with a dog or cat to show that you are a good person, photo with your friends to show that you are socially acceptable, photo in interesting places to show that you have a busy life(travels and stuff) then just talk to her

You know I met a trap at my uni and I kinda wanted to go for it but she did not sadge

I had a girlfriend long time ago

nowadays it's pointless for me, I actually enjoy myself quite a lot, I can't see me dating or doing shit that couples do, dunno something is wrong with me I guess

this dude watched twilight and is dreaming about being a vampire

cringe bro

Gtn is actually top 10 or something in ranked but in pro play he sucks, I never understood how he made it to the team, at the time heat was on a meme team in qualifiers and he was already cracked carrying that team. Heat + Shion would be a very nice upgrade to the team, don't know if they will bench these guys tho, they won everything here they will probably keep them and keep an eye on the meta outside of brazil

Sheeeeeeesh

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It's funny because this guy is brazilian KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

GG WE LOST

It's a goddess I think

Nearest Airport meme is real

''and we’re looking forward to seeing what you think when THEY finally say hello!''

trans agent

A semana inteira
Fiquei esperando
Pra te ver SACY
Pra te ver ultando
Quando a gente luta
Não pensa em dinheiro
Só te ver sovar, te ver sovar, te ver sovar

#goVKS #goVikings

This, also Furia trying to play viper meta without training leading to a lot of viper line ups memes

A parceiro quem nunca jogou na selva valorosa não tem moral nenhuma pra falar do verdadeiro Valorant Alegria.
É duar bala do MW, Heat voando pra todo lado, Aspas girando girando & girando
Telada do Windows Down, QePooy de judge todo round
Hastad e Fluyr reclamando de GHOST & poti xingando quem pede complete
Pra quem vive isso todo dia Sentinels é só mais um livro a ser lido
VAI CARECA
Se quiser sair na mão é só traduzir, aqui procês que vou falar em inglês

bruh

not really comparable, there is a huge gap between vikings and sharks even the casters said it, also vikings were definetely hiding strats, vikings were the first team in brazil to use astra/viper meta, this match was only old comps.

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to be honest I think they are just having fun

I should have put all of my money on sharks, fuck I would be rich right now I said yesterday it was free money FUCK

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Source: Voices inside my head

864 10 MINUTES

Kru has some insane players, specially Mazino, that motherfucker has some insane timings and knows exactly when you are moving, he always get you sideways

I was sleeping at 4 AM and waking up at 2 PM, thank god I fixed that so now I'm waking up at 8

I honestly can't see either, did watch the korean finals and they were missing ridiculous shots that in Brazil you would never see, pistols rounds aiming at the chest... Sharks is not the best team but against Nut I think this will be easy, I don't usually bet but right now I really want to, it's free money

bruh that sentence doesn't make any sense

''What do I do when a banana enters my house it will bring black moons to the side of the mountain will bite a rat and see the sun''

wtf

That is not even portuguese bro, what to expect from an american who thinks we speak spanish ¯_(ツ)_/¯

aimlab or any aim trainer experience does not transit to the real game, ask any pro if they spend 6 to 8 hours on aimlab or deathmatch.

It depends, when I'm in the car I usually listen to trap (travis, migos, trippie, playboi, 21, lil baby, gunna, young thug, uzi...) when I'm at home I usually listen to metalcore (erra, landmvrks, kingdom of giants, alpha wolf, orbit culture, polaris, currents, like moths to flames...) but my main is metalcore I have like 814 songs in my playlist

Move jonn to play smokes and hire heat

Luminosity? Yeah I can see you know what you talking about cya

Really? I still remember when he sucked our balls on ESL Cologne 2016 Major :)

Hiko is a lil bitch. I still remember a game when he was on Liquid and they were playing against Luminosity, a pc from one player of Luminosity was turned off accidentally by one of the event photographers and he did't want to rollback the round, this fat motherfucker had no sportsmanship at all

Said this few weeks ago, ppl here give too much credit to japan and korea for unknown reasons, saw one guy here once saying that japanese had the ''best meta'' kekw

Lately? Since last year first strike finals

''It is profitable only for the top teams bro'' Hmm yes? I don't get it, you want free money for bad teams? That's how it is, get better or stay behind.

It is profitable, these are tier 3 teams. The thing is that competitive scene here in brazil is already set, you have the big four: Vikings, Gamelanders, Furia and Sharks. Any org that wishes to enter the competitive scene now will have to find talents, coaches and it's hard to find now, we have a lot of good players scattered on bad teams like heat and Shion in Havan Liberty, Aspas in Slick and there's not much good coaches left, to have an idea, I don't even think Sharks have a coach, I trink Fra does everything.

Sheeesh you mad bruh? The last part wasn't even specific to germans but to the whole europe lol

I don't think both of you know what ''racist'' really means. I guess you two tried to say xenophobic? If yes then yeah pretty much :D

Well I can say that some countries has shitty internet like Germany. Don't worry, I give them 20 years to start speaking arabic and they will be like us lol

You can edit but I know that you don't know how to read :)

As we say in Brazil ''Cry is free''

The problem is that Mwzera is too good for GL

SHIONTARES ABOUT TO DESTROY GL