Used to get bounced in Open Qualifiers, and suddenly it was decided that they needed better opportunities so they straight up started competing in closed qualifiers. The result??

Here you go: Wins: 0
Losses: 4
Ties: 0
Map wins-: 1/8
Round Wins: 68/119
Round Differential: -51

WOW

Bangkok viewer guide for burger brains Americuck fans: Keep a bunch of tissues near your smelly selves when you watch your dogshit teams play, coz they are destined to get annihilated by other regions.

Thanks me later.

Dogshit ass players lmafooooooooooooooooooo

Enjoy the elimination. Both got the opportunity to prove themselves and both failed. Riot needs to learn from this, stop promoting this absolute dumpster fire, and start supporting the real tier 2/3 players

Getting approval and thumbs up from 16-year-olds won't change the inevitable outcomes lmao

Best case scenario: Disband

Worst case scenario: fluke appearance at internationals

Wannacry ransomware??

FT Lana Del Rey???

Very good song indeed

Yeah OP is a smelly pig, I don't blame you

Nobody cares about either of them aside their fangirls blud

Kamo is the real face of Valorant now

Shhhh Aussie

Here's a good one:

"Stfu and log out"

Happy now? Stupid bum lmao

Izzy is bigger than Americas bro

I expect better knowledge from someone that has 18k post

Imma slap the maple syrup outta your bum, Canadian

You know ball

Liquid flairs usually know ball. I can't lie

He's overhyped. We both know, these guys were dickriding Nightz too but then blud started going negative, and boom all hype went away.

Even I can't correctly rate these players from that tier 38242828 region lmao. I thought vora would be very good

Only for the VLR virgin stats merchant, anyone can lock duelists and go positive

If you watched the matches, Apeks literally were getting dicked down by IGLs like RobbieBK coz midlorescent kept stalling the flood

Shitty ass player, I tell you lmao

Actually one good take by the smelly pig, you can oink for once I guess

Reminder that Hype and Avova carried Midlorescent in tier 1, dogshit ass player

Also Pcific will 26-0 LRG lmao

This is what great tier 2 prospects look like

Americuck will see some ranked players with robotic aim and suddenly they'll become the next Leo in their bum fuck eyes lmao

Typical Americuck hype lmao

Watch the entire region become irrelevant in less than 2 years

Stop oinking fucking pig, you are disgusting lmao

They are not top 30 and will never be with that fluke ass trophy

garbage coaches like Pooper deserve no place in tier 1 lmaoo

Retard is bringing up fluke trophies lmao

What happened to them after that? Entire squad more washed than PG13 lmaoo

NA tier 2 is like tier 4393033 in any other region lmao

Cuckzerra lmao

#justwatching

Can't give random Americuck takes today bro, sorry

Typical Americuck region, dropping their only good player. Watch them do shit all year lmaoooo

c0m in big 2025 lmao

retire

Yes, they qualified for the event.

Wow

wannacry ransomware?

He's not tier 1

Stop oinking piggy

First time downvoted a comment AND that shit doesn't even work.

Nice job

Beer???

Brother drink some Champagne or Gold Rush.

Beer is for broke bums(@VLR)

Thanks.

Bring one glass of Champagne as well.

You won't get homework help here blud, log out

They literally still have Pooper as the head coach, wdym?

I don't comment on other forums so maybe yes, but there are too many bum 16 year olds here, so my positive effect cancels out.

Bro NRG has been dogshit since Ardiis left them, I literally don't understand what makes them so interesting that these clowns are making a million threads about them.

This place has become just like that bum dungeon aka Valorant Competitive subreddit lmao

Their best season was with Ardiis, shouldn't have kicked the GOAT, now you suffer for eternity lmao

So stop talking about teams from mid ass tier 44483 americuck region that were not able to make it to the main event.

Dogshit fucking garbage region, won't win shit all year and their pros will somehow find the reason to farm easy engagement.

nataNk was the only good thing is that trash ass region and they even fumbled that lmaoooo

Actually logging out now, thanks bro

That's literally a different teams than the one I had mentioned

You are making me angry now, do you want me ring up Shroud?? He will pull up with his Lobaev Arms DVL-10 and dick you down

Least obvious TDawgg engagement bait

What a fluke by a tier 173773 team

Sen will 13-0 26-0 39-0 52-0 65-0 78-0 91-0 104-0 117-0 130-0 Gold2

In their sleep, while shitting, while wiping, while jacking off, while eating burger, while working as a McDonals employee, while sweeping NYC at subways , while being high off fent, while dicking down a tomato, while having dreams about a naked Rob Moore

💯💯💯

I am being serious...hopefully

Not having a SEN flair is not necessary

I have heard all you gotta do is hope Rob Moore virtually touches you through his screen, boom you're a Sen fan aka mentally challenged patient

He literally went positive against ASSpas

In his off time he gifts free Sen Bundle to his discord drug addicts aka mods

What a nice guy

I don't think I have seen a better lineup ever

Zekken: Can literally 1v9 the GOAT teams
JohnQT: Bigger brain than Einstein
Zellsis: Charismatic, can literally outshine fucking Brando if he wants
Narrate: Most down-to-earth, humble player, never went negative in the server
bang: Literally bangs teams left right and center, he banged Asuna too

They should sweep all events in the next 5 years

#SenCity
#WeWillDickYouDown
#BuyTheSenBundle

Thought?? 🤔

Stop oinking piggy

Scream at 50 mogs the entire virigin ass Americuck circuit lmao