BEHEMOTH
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Registered: April 1, 2022
Last post: August 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Posts: 1120
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He would have farmed on any role lmao

He just needed time and a better roster around him. Liquid heard that and bought in Enzo and Mistic lmao

posted 6 months ago

He's making that big dolla blud, watch him farm in future events

posted 6 months ago

Holy Max Verstappen

posted 6 months ago

You think Apeks cares?? Lmao

MIdlorescent was a PR signing. Its an insider job by Riot, they need famous faces to run their leagues. Batujnax literally has less than 20 official pro games in recent times and he wasn't even exceptionally good at those either. It was always the plan to invest in a bottom-tier roster where Midlorescent can lock in duelist and go positive so that people can make excuses for midlorescent's tier 4 dogshvit gameplay.

posted 6 months ago

Its not his job to build a team

jobless retard in vlr forum spotted lmao

posted 6 months ago

They literally defeated KOI last week lmao

Liquid not bringing in the most elite available players in the market is the issue.

posted 6 months ago

How is that bird watching era magnificent?? Just coz it forced pros to try crazy comps and tactics to counter that one agent doesn't make it magnificent.

He literally became a crutch for many players, that's unhealthy af

posted 6 months ago

Giantx

LMAFOOOOO

posted 6 months ago

Virgin Val kids downvoting a player superior to their entire gaming scene lmao

posted 6 months ago

This Liquid team is literally better than the one they had last year. They lost to a superior team, no shame in that.

Enzo and Mistic are not tier 1 players lmao

Enzo might sneak in since there is a IGL scarcity in EMEA right now but his mechanics are dogwater.

posted 6 months ago

LRG plays today, piggy

posted 6 months ago

Fat

posted 6 months ago

If the title was free then Americvck region would have won it since they are known for winning Mickey Mouse tourneys lmaooo

G2 got fathered by Chronicle like all other Americvck teams lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

Disclaimer: No ragebait/troll

Coz Koala wasn't even supposed be in this roster. Na'Vi wanted to sign Click and Natank, they were pretty close too but then Happy came and made all the changes.

Koala obviously wasn't the problem in this Na'Vi, its just that other teams are way better even on paper, so let's say Na'Vi find their potential, they still won't be able to go far with it. Especially when the upcoming dogshit event only allows 2 teams to make it from each region.

posted 6 months ago

'Prime' lmao

It's called getting lucky and over performing.

He has always been a super overhyped player like most Americas pros lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

Liquid literally clears most of Americvck region lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

I remember when Shitinels won the very first int title, I wanted to hate watch but they turned out so shit, still remember KRU running their asses down in Split lmaooo

Then they become so irrelevant that you could've went to coma for years and you still wouldn't have missed any Shitinels match since they never qualified for anything.

Dogshvit organization lmaoo

posted 6 months ago

He doesn't clear Derke lmao

We all saw what happened to Aspas when he was asked to close a 11-3 lead. Aspas is very good but his ass was non existent in 2021 where Derke literally went to a final and even right now when he is looking to compete for multiple titles while Aspas is sucking off at Mibr.

What's worse is that he wanted to paycheck steal like Yay when he was forcing a move to Bleed which shows how kuch Aspas cares about competing.

Aspas is overhyped unfortunately, this dvmbass site can weep all it wants but Aspas basically baits to stat pad and has farmed a super overrated region in Americas which gets the most attention out of all other regions which is why he is even considered in GOAT conversations.

posted 6 months ago

"Americas Exist, ah shit you're right, but we're not talking about tier 58484"

fatherless revtard

posted 6 months ago

Champs is in Paris is all I am gonna say

posted 6 months ago

Means they will always play minimum amount of games out of all partnered teams lmaooo

There is a reason why they banned Abyss against M8

posted 6 months ago

Yoru masterclass. I am grinning ear to ear

posted 6 months ago

Then all NA players must be tier 484744 lmaooo

Bvm ass clown

posted 6 months ago

He is just like Chronicle, owns your bvm ass all the way. Its always funny remembering how you got bitvhed that day by the entire VLR, how shameless you are to still be active here is beyond any logical comprehension but again you've always been a fatherless revtard lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

Just like Evil bvms? That Loud 2-0 looks good yeah? Just like Heretics fathered Americvck last year lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

His calls are very good, players can't keep up with the mechanics.

Typical Navi flair talking, bvm ass org with 0 trophies who employ shvitcans from other regions lmaoo

posted 6 months ago

Real football in your eyes must be the fat belly that you see when you try to walk, wannabe shitsuke piglet lmao

posted 6 months ago

Anyone with two eyes can tell that their best player after kickoff was Marteen lmao

N4rrate overperformed in the first event and then got dvicked down by guys like Chronicle lmao

Still remember that Viper ace on Lotus

But don't worry wannabe Shitsuke merchants like you only wake up to take in oxygen, must be difficult to laydown with that fatass of yours so I don't expect you watch games anyways lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

AMERICAS> in obesity? Yup

posted 6 months ago

W mexican

posted 6 months ago

Apeks will play a total of 2 games this coming event. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Literally a PR signing.

posted 6 months ago

The only thing that getting destroyed is the fake ass inflated ratings from tier 3/4 that this abysmal ass shitter farmed by abusing shitty system by Riot.

Literally made orgs like LOUD, BBL etc leave the GC scene, some crazy empowerment that is lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

GOAT IGL. I believe in KC.

Better than that professional cringe( hate to use this 14 year old vocabulary but nonetheless) tiktoker from Fnatic and that overrated twitch IGL who should've retired a long time ago from NRG.

posted 6 months ago

I feel bad for replying to the abysmal ass retard but nonetheless its

EMEA: Apeks( literally employed a tier 3/4 shitter who got diffed by Alvinboy who works at driveways), Navi( dogshit org that needs to let go of Shao)

AmericASS: Literally 90% of the teams. Except G2, Furia, KRU and maybe EG but they have pooper as their coach

APAC: Paper Rex( hopefully they get exposed and never make it to LAN ever again), Talon, TS

posted 6 months ago

Downvoted for speaking the truth, typical reaction from a website full of 14 year old retards who think popularity= truth

Result of failed parenting. Sad...lmao

posted 6 months ago

Natank - 78?

Yeah there is a reason why RB left your dumbass, chronically online dipshit lmaoo

posted 6 months ago

Both are going to dump Pacific into the mud lmao

Marteen is barraging in scrims and pratice for you information lmaoo

posted 6 months ago

Fatherless piglet strikes again with his cholesterol heavy takes lmao

Remember when Chronicle owned your dumbass, I do lmaooo

posted 6 months ago

You don't read your posts? Abysmal ass retard

Watch NightZ1x shit the bed with Cubert lmao while Rankers will still do decent without him

posted 6 months ago

Not spraying is bad. Valorant players are all on equal footings. Their skill gap is not that much to the point where players can't simply have insane aim and think they can beat anybody and everybody.

Multiple pros like Tenz, Ardiis etc have said this, unlike CS where guys like S1mple/Zywoo/m0nesy/donk/Niko are at the top then there is gap between them and others, Valorant happens to be different. It has lot of factors that come into play and just only having a 'robotic aim' will never be useful.

posted 6 months ago

Blud said future donk of Valorant lmao, Nightz1x is literally a clove merchant and your typical NA all aim no brain player.

Literally multiple pros and former pros said they were heavily disappointed how basic his comms and utility usage was. Also Nightz1x just like Verno has that robotic aim, they always look for headshots, as soon mfs spray, you know they're losing the fight instantly. Also Nightz1x literally doesn't spray smokes which is like bread and butter of modern valorant, that's why he has such high HS%.

You want to learn aim? Watch someone like Chronicle play, he literally can spray down enemies with vandal, his understanding of gun mechanics is insane. His aim routine(as stated by nAts himself) is literally weird as it comes, he grinds shvit loads of DM and uses range bots to time his bullets and resets. Even someone like Sayf is good to watch, he actually utilizes all dimensions of a gun fight during DMs and only focuses on the fight in front of him instead of simply running around and aim diffing kids like your usual bvm NA pros do lmaoo

Edit: The future of NA is not Nightz1x, but Kaoticc. You heard it first here.

posted 6 months ago

That Gambit team were the best ever. Everyone flexes how Valorant is so inconsistent so no team will have a 'era' but that Gambit team literally defined perfection, they will default for 95% of the round, all 5 players showing discipline higher than Aspas and then their exec will end in a flash, like they fvcking avengers, everyone knew what they were supposed to hold and they had utmost trust in each other. The observers were always appalled by how they couldn't even cover a single fight, it was that fvcking fast.

They threw that Icebox map, otherwise they could've easily won Champs. I still haven't seen a better individual performance in a champs finals map from someone thar could beat that crazy Fracture performance nAts had. Half of the Acend team was asking his settings in All chat lmaoo

The war fcked Gambit the most. Anyone who knew Gambit, rightfully believes that they could've pulled off whatever slump they had coming, that org was build different.

posted 6 months ago

Fluent: Faeroese
Cantonese

Decent:
Swedish
Danish
A bit of German

Beginner: English

posted 6 months ago

They are gonna do something better, they'll win a event.

Something Paper Rex couldn't do

posted 6 months ago

So I am here to give you a final reminder that Americvck region is about to fall off like a bvitch. Hope we all enjoy every living second of their misery and watch their bvm ahh fans cry 24X7. Amen.

posted 6 months ago

reduxx has been a rookie since JFK regime lmao

posted 6 months ago

At McDonald’s under the golden arch,
Two employees began their lazy march.
FNS and Zellsis, the notorious pair,
Left the grill unattended—chaos everywhere.

The burgers sat, not a single flip,
While FNS planned his next snack trip.
Zellsis leaned back with a sly little grin,
"Who needs work when the fries can spin?"

The customers grumbled, the line grew long,
While FNS hummed his favorite song.
Zellsis joked, "Let’s just take a break,
This burger-flipping gig’s a piece of cake."

But the manager came with a furious stare,
"Get back to work! You’re causing despair!"
FNS and Zellsis jumped to their feet,
Dodging the wrath with a hasty retreat.

Now back on the grill, they learned their fate,
No slacking allowed when orders await.
The moral is clear, it’s not just a job—
At McDonald’s, teamwork handles the mob!

🇺🇸🦅

posted 6 months ago

You are high off the wazzooo, they are never winning anything. 👍

posted 6 months ago

100 Thieves need to be kicked out of Valorant as a whole. Garbage org that employs garbage players maybe except Zander. Only their merch seems good and thar shvit is overpriced lmao

posted 6 months ago

Edgy music for 16 year olds, suits bums like you lmao

posted 6 months ago
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