Asphyxia
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He'll prob not play for a bit. Maybe during masters. But they are prob gonna replace RB which is most likely but they are still in the middle of a qualy so I don't think they want to changes during the middle.

posted about 2 years ago

Children. Just learn how to read morse code. tsk tsk.

posted about 2 years ago

thwifo wasn't really one of their worst players. I think he was fine. They just wanted Zekken. Honestly Zekken fits more into the Xset team comp so it's understandable. I think this is still pretty exciting because it builds a good foundation for mada and yay to pop off.

posted about 2 years ago

???? There are more under appreciated players. Although I do think Magnum is one of them. Your post doesn't make sense. I think Nukkye and AvovA were underappreciated before the performance which beat FPX and Guild but idk. I think Nukkye gets enough attention but def not AvovA.

posted about 2 years ago

It took me 400 posts to get to 4 star. so I think it was probably slightly affected by up and down votes. And probably because I had so many of them because of delusional BBL and FUT fans and cancerous spainiards aka G2 army. But I couldn't be robbed of my stars bc those weren't real baits bc BBL and FUT got shit on. And G2 only won bc Nukkye hard carry.

posted about 2 years ago

Just use the best tactic aka Niesow go kill. Oh wait rip Niesow. jkjk. But yea rip unlucky for him. Was it a personal request of his for his personal problems to not be known or was it just decided because it was probably not a good idea to tell that. But GL to him hopefully he can return sometime later to the scene if he gets everything nice together.

posted about 2 years ago

Yes. FPX got robbed by nukkye. Literally -zyppan +nukkye best team in the world. jkjk. but wtf nukkye. he's too good. I knew that Mixwell was gonna do ehh bc he's kinda ehh but then nukkye just pulled up and just one tapped everyone.

posted about 2 years ago

whaaaa. Oh yea I pissed off the BBL and FUT fans and also G2 fans. No wonder it took me so long.

posted about 2 years ago

¿Quién es Nukkye?
En geografía, mi mundo.
En historia, mi rey.
En matemáticas, mi solución.
En biología, mi medicina.
En mitología, mi dios.
En astronomía, mi universo.
Para el ciego, la luz.
Para el hambriento, el pan.
Para mí, mi todo.

I mean this dude kinda pogs. Literally hard carrying bro. But fuck him bc now FPX lost to them bc Nukkye literally was carrying too hard. fuck u nukkye. jkjk.

posted about 2 years ago

Good pick up. Tanizhq is a good coach. SMB can make it far. Hope they beat the shit out of GG2.

posted about 2 years ago

I absolutely agree. This is 0/8 bait just like ur posts.

posted about 2 years ago

There have been many bad baits and beb0ps having no braincells. What is the worst Topic you have seen on vlr.gg.

posted about 2 years ago

Good luck Kaboose. :(

posted about 2 years ago

Is this beb0ps new acc kekw.

posted about 2 years ago

yo
this roster do be lookin scary. Jc and Thwifo will def make this roster super strong. I feel like they haven't utilized Jcstani to his fullest yet but he's a beast of a player. And thwifo just brings so much. Because he's just so solid and like yea he's just really good which makes a great structure for the team. Mada and yay are arguably some of the best duelists NA has. And vice is underrated asf. This team looks really strong. But I swear to god if this team is in the same bracket as C9 and only one can continue. I would not be able to watch the games knowing that one of those teams are robbed of their spot.

posted about 2 years ago

I mean cNed has doesn't have 4 stars so it'd be fun to watch road runner get shit on by cNed but that'd never happen. But imagine NSG, Getsy, Raka, Beb0p, and cNed just smurfing on all of them. I'd pay for that shit.

posted about 2 years ago

:(

posted about 2 years ago

fuuuuu- i'm bliiind af.

posted about 2 years ago

Where.

posted about 2 years ago

?

posted about 2 years ago

Yo wait wtf everyone here said C9 lmao. I'm 5 head give me 5 stars at Enigma. jkjk don't steal my stars away. pls. Enigma don't.

posted about 2 years ago

I would. If it was international. I would think that Guild win.

If it was regional here are my thoughts on each region.
NA: C9.
BR: GL probably maybe furia or vks but I think GL take this.
LATAM: idk.
EU: Guild.
TR: SMB or OXG(f u futbolist and bbl fans. fight me, attack me u won't.)
CIS: Gambit or NaVi but 90% likely Gambit.
India: Skrossi. probably.
KR: Vision Strikers probably atm because of their new talent but I would've said DWG if it was before that.
JP: I mean if I didn't say Seoldam wins this I'd have no balls. Like I would want to see Seoldam just jett knives everything. And I think they changed one player if I'm not mistaken so they have better firepower and like Seoldam would be strong in this setting. If you didn't know Seoldam Aka Korean Jett plays for Northepton abbreviated as Nth.
SEA: Probably X10 but wouldn't be too surprised if fullsense take it bc daddy patiphan is still resting his hand.
OCE: who tf knows.
Africa: Did you know every 60 seconds. A minute passes in Africa.
Arabia: who tf knows.

posted about 2 years ago

I think it might be because more people recognise him that way.

posted about 2 years ago

Thank you for taking away the trolls stars. Which makes for more 4 stars who have braincells such as me. As you can see I am so perfect.

Also pls add dark mode if possible bc my eyes hurt at 3 am when responding to dignityx3 having 2 braincells.

posted about 2 years ago

-....

posted about 2 years ago

probably me

posted about 2 years ago

I personally think Andbox is literally just the same team but more talented kekw. Mada and yay are better than ANDROID and tex. And with Jcstani they have prob a better controller than wedid or som. And Vice is also very consistent. Pretty underrated. And with Johnqt presumably joining the squad. I have no idea why andbox isn't being hyped. They honestly didn't look bad in their game against GEN.G.

I do agree that the IGL switch is probably causing problems right now though.

posted about 2 years ago

I have a wild take. I think Vision Strikers will be a big brand. But a series of unfortunate roster changes makes it worse. And then they try an international roster. I think this is honestly not that insane because Vision Strikers have never made roster changes before and they kinda just ran off the high that they had with the 100 win streak. I think they are making slightly questionably decisions and I think they'll still have a big enough brand and good enough reason to make an international roster. But this sounds like a fanfic. jkjk this was all just some bullshit.

posted about 2 years ago

3 options.

  1. Don't give a shit. And if anyone says something like actually disrespectful just report them and make sure you write a detailed report on how much of a dickhead that person was to make Valorant a better place and just having your voice not be made fun of.

  2. Use a voice changer. Honestly it only costs a little and just make it relatively obnoxious so no one will actually hear the accent. Or you can take some classes on linguistics to try to improve your accent because there are ways to do that and it could help.

  3. Just queue with friends. Not a solution but there's not many things you can do in this scenario. I'm a squeaker but I just lowered my voice a little through vocal practice and shit but an accent is much harder to deal with.

posted about 2 years ago

That's nice to know.

posted about 2 years ago

Also I think there are more people with shit takes now. But there are more people with some braincells so I don't see them as much. Also because people on this site are getting smarter. But somehow ChupappiWardell posts a TSM thread every like 40 sec.

posted about 2 years ago

I would say Zendryis but he's gone. He was prob beb0ps like 50th alt acc. I think ChupappiWardell is the current worst. Like Idgaf abt how ur giving Wardell as sloppy toppy. Take ur love for TSM to worlds when they lose 50 times in a row like always. Oh wait they don't even go to worlds.

posted about 2 years ago

NSG is affiliated with riot bc im pretty sure riot sponsors it. So nsg would probably not allow it. I think trying to acquire someone who can play like skye and breach and kayo is slightly more important but I don't think there's any free agents like that.

posted about 2 years ago

Drop branted and potter and get Thwifo and kaboose. ez claps u have a good team.

posted about 2 years ago

BBBB-BB-BUT SKROSSI IS MY LIFEEE. THEREFORE HE IS BEST PLAYER AND WILL KILL TENZ, CNED, AND MWZERA ON LAN.

posted about 2 years ago

Niesow better reyna. jkjk. good list though.

posted about 2 years ago

That's why i said replace wippie with jammyz. my brain was failing when i posted this.

posted about 2 years ago

I think it'll be a decent team. Shinboi seemed ehh for a while. But he has a ton of friends who are really good so I wonder who the other players will be. I think c4lypso seemed slightly above average. But nothing too special. They'd need some really smart pickups to make this a lethal team. But I think it'll prob just be a slightly above average tier 2 team.

posted about 2 years ago

fuck. my brain is dumb. uhh just replace TenZ with yay. and Wippie with jammyz..

posted about 2 years ago

I want to see huynh try more than jett. His jett was honestly just way too inconsistent I think if he moves to another role he could have more success honestly.

posted about 2 years ago

Even though valve do do updates on the game. They have no idea how to run an esport. And honestly Dota doesn't have a big playerbase(I know it does technically but I mean it's smaller than big games by a fuck ton.) And they just think big prizepool good and they don't really do anything else.

posted about 2 years ago

I would have to put TenZ on all of them or else id be attacked so it would take too long.

posted about 2 years ago

ehh I think zombs is a good astra. But I don't think he's the best in the world. That's my take. And I think vanity and boaster are at the same level. I think they just use astra better than zombs. Just my opinion.

posted about 2 years ago

Boaster's stream is the best. Idky all these people don't mention it. Like Boaster's stream is genuinely entertaining unlike some streamers who just rage and play the game.

posted about 2 years ago

Breach flashes are much quicker which is what makes them better for quick executes. I do think Skye flashes are practically just as good but I think they're used in more different scenarios. Also his stun is also really strong because if you pair it with other abilities. You can have some ez free picks with like a stun raze nade combo. Which is much easier to pull off because of the larger stun area. And his aftershock can be used as a molly where they can't peek that for a bit and it does a fuck ton of damage so it's a very good corner clearer as well. Skye does have the doggo which is really strong. But I don't think Skye's heal is actually that good because it's actually not that easy to be close to the teammate who got hurt. I do think Skye's ult is slightly stronger at the moment just because of the info but the Displacement of breach ult makes clearing corners 10 times easier.

posted about 2 years ago

The city of old people who rode on horses and have statues about how they created America. And where they poured a fuck ton of tea into the ocean. AKA the most boring city with no shit to do but look at statues of dead people. Also known as Boston. The city with shitty roads.

posted about 2 years ago

I mean Valve didn't care for the game in the first place. The Esports scene for dota wouldn't be anywhere near what League is right now. And many companies try to use this tactic anyways.

posted about 2 years ago
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