Alar
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Registered: August 4, 2022
Last post: August 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Posts: 97
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I feel like he would donate the Champs one ngl… at least like 30%. Cuz also he gets a bit from Champs bundle sales too

posted 3 weeks ago

Boosti would’ve went -30, let’s be real πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 3 weeks ago

Hate Watching:
Sen- for doing a collab w/ haikyuu and making me pay $88 for it ( I still bought it)

Supporting:
T1- I bought their classic in 2024, I’m obligated. Also, iZu, Meteor and DH ( goated rookie)
PRX- would be doing the funniest thing and prove that the Fraudmerica and Fraudmea allegations would be true
RRQ- Crazyguy would donate his money to charity
Also just any team w/ like genuine rookies and g2 if BabyBay is playing ( just for the plot)

posted 3 weeks ago

Ahhh my favorite colony sim where I get to commit war crimes and mod it harder to have more fun commiting more brutal war crimes. Only other game outside Val where I can log in more than 4 hours in a day playing it

posted 1 month ago

Someone dropped -20... but it wasn't asstrella ;-;

posted 1 month ago

Due to map differentials, Nongshim will be first seed if DRX loses. If you look at H2H, they are 1W 1L between DRX, NS and GenG. It also really depends on how RRQ does too.

Why:
DRX lost to GenG, won against NS
GenG lost to NS, won against DRX
(hence 1-1 win record)

Even if DRX loses 2-1, NS has highest map differential. It also depends if RRQ loses to TS (possible honestly)

posted 1 month ago

GenG won’t have first seed if DRX loses

posted 1 month ago

Yes… but GE has to los to DRX and Nongshin has to win against Geng. They will then go head on head btwn TS and RRQ, and if TS wins against RRQ they make playoffs

posted 1 month ago

Yah, they finally found their identity and confidence with the switch. And Gyen is finally showing why I predicted DFM to go to Bangkok

posted 1 month ago

DO NOT BEING BACK CROW…. I don’t want him putting up numbers worse than FNS and Boostio combined

posted 1 month ago

Tenten showed up for one game and was able to steal Syouta’s spot w/ just that πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

posted 1 month ago

Hopefully in 2026 . Need to make a genuine sugarhero poster and go to Shanghai if he does. Did it for LA champs ( that game against Fnatic was brutal 😭😭)

posted 1 month ago

Yah, Apeks has a weird glue effect that applies their glue to other teams. That makes them the best bottom feeder team. But I think the WHOLE COMMUNITY agrees that Furia is absolute dogshit and need to rebuild by taking the 2G roster before they go back to fighting in ascension so the full 2G roster can actually have a chance to shine and prep in tier 1 (2G is unironically not awful, but not good. Just mid). Everybody on that Furia roster ( even Tuyz) does not deserve tier 1, unless through ascension

posted 1 month ago

A team actually read PRX Lotus like a book

posted 1 month ago

Completely donezo. This game is just for seeding and champs pts for PRX

posted 1 month ago

This is the first time I’ve watched a game w/ someone against PRX lotus who actually prepped for PRX defense well and read PRX attacks well. Cuz a lot of times, most teams needed hero plays or PRX playing dumb, but I think a really interesting thing that Zeta did to ensure wins on attack was to rush Davai in A main, during postplants at A knowing he’s all alone, essentially giving them the numbers advantage for the retake and just winning the trades.

posted 1 month ago

Gyen was cooking both maps πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³

posted 1 month ago

GYEN YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY DFM IS WORLD CLASS LVL W/ UR ADDITION AND WHY I FLAIR YALL. DFM TO CHAMPS πŸ‘‘ ( Also Boom… tf)

posted 1 month ago

That’s why they’re going to revaluate the system by the end of nxt yr and revamp it.

posted 1 month ago

It’s rather Furia or Zeta atp… cuz everyone is finally stepping up in China after Wolves Cinderella run.

posted 1 month ago

Yah, furia is like the horrible child of GE and 2G, where it’s just constant rebuilds of their roster to just be mid ( and Brazilian)… pls get them out of here.

posted 1 month ago

WAKE UP NEW VAL ESPORTS COPYPASTA MADE ‼️

posted 1 month ago

Real. I was 250 lbs (around 114 kg) when EMEA last won a trophy, now I'm 170 lbs ( around 77 kg). Then again, I started losing weight when APAC got their first trophy lmao. The stress of APAC not getting a trophy finally went away lol.

posted 2 months ago

2G will definitely make champs and get to a grand finals against g2. When the dust settles, 2G will come out victorious on the new map corroded. G2 will have to fight back in ascension, however will lose their spot to Winthrop University sending them to the hell of T2. As they enter stage 2, news will break out that Winthrop University won Masters London, a statement win to help solidify that NA is not washed. This will send Valyn into a deep depression, losing his best player trent to TSM amidst this downward spiral. TSM will ascend by the end of the year, with the likes of trent, seven, sym, stellar and GLYPH. Then I woke up realizing that this probably won’t happen. Wolves will come back stronger and win Champs 🐺🐺🐺🐺

posted 2 months ago

It’s okay, at least bots have some sort of a brain. You on the other hand… yah bro pack it up. Wait sorry I don’t think you’ll understand these words let me talk in ur language.

Dur dur durrr dur durr durrr

posted 2 months ago

Where’s the Mexican players in tier 1?? Oh right, there are none. Start talking when a Mexican player is in tier 1.

posted 2 months ago

Is this KangKangs ghost writer????

posted 3 months ago

This is basically the same reason why I love Val eSports too. Although, I do hate on EMEA a lot, it’s nice seeing representation from each region, no matter what.

posted 3 months ago

Zest was the worst player on old DRX so I feel like it would be a downgrade. Plus, role issues.

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP πŸ›‘πŸ›‘πŸ›‘ FROM TORONTO πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ TO PARIS πŸ‡«πŸ‡· WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†
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posted 3 months ago

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP πŸ›‘πŸ›‘πŸ›‘ FROM TORONTO πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ TO PARIS πŸ‡«πŸ‡· WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†
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posted 3 months ago

MY GOATS IN CHINA TITAN ESPORTS CLUB πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

posted 3 months ago

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/7eaf93ce

I had belief in them but not in Geng.

posted 4 months ago

That's the best part.

posted 4 months ago

Only one in 2023... and it's EG

posted 4 months ago

At least Kru goes to champs every year . C9 hasn’t been to an international since 2021 ( I am not counting lock-in), even though they have shown sparks of a decent/good team every year

posted 4 months ago

This is goat behavior. Lebron would be smiling upon you, no matter what or who you are (unless you're a global esports fan)

posted 4 months ago

MY GOAT IS BACK LETS FUCKIN GOOOO. FUCK DFM, TIME FOR THE FPX FLAIR. WE BETTER KEEP ICEBOX TO SEE THE GOAT PLAY HIS HARBOR ON ICEBOX

posted 4 months ago

The yay vs. crazyguy matchup would be insane and one for the history books...

posted 4 months ago

BcJ’s benching???

posted 5 months ago

I will keep the DFM cope over Zeta until they actually qualify.

posted 5 months ago

Even more of a reason to watch

posted 5 months ago

NanoEngineering, concentrating more on the bioengineering involved in it

posted 9 months ago

Tennis, badminton and volleyball

posted about a year ago

BerLin my goat mentioned πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

posted about a year ago

I did not know Trace was built like this (I should've watch China's games ngl)

posted about a year ago

I applaud u for the correct guess

posted about a year ago
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