ASTEROIDCHILD
Flag: Portugal
Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: July 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Posts: 2556
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this guy is a demon bro

posted 7 months ago

mimi is a turbo waffler, straight up wrong tons of times
ion even hate her but its true

posted 7 months ago

line is ass but yes just ask for the number lol

posted 7 months ago

lowkey why does he play like laz too
very crisp first bullet accuracy

posted 7 months ago

mada trialed for FNC on 150 ping and was smashing teams apparently

posted 7 months ago

kinda crazy to imagine demon1 and yay on the same team

posted 7 months ago

over under 8 kills

posted 7 months ago

the big evil rossy isnt here now surely he will pop off

posted 7 months ago

i think people forgot that tex was a good duelist

posted 7 months ago

neilzinho and mini both praised spg heavily, i think they know what they're talkin about

posted 8 months ago

Bro all he said was 100T pracced more than TRUST IN PLUG lmfao how did you get this tight over it

posted 8 months ago

nerve just said on stream that he knows 100t have pracced more than PLUG bro

posted 8 months ago

He's just a rookie trying to get comfortable against goats like Jerrwin and Banh Bao. Give him some time.

posted 8 months ago

bro they got forced to announce it because of the website leak lmfaoo

posted 8 months ago

nature has really good mechanics, he just sucks in matches because he doesn't know how to split his focus between igling and aiming

posted 8 months ago

definitely not his whole brand was astra till she got nerfed to 4 stars

posted 8 months ago

https://x.com/valo2asia/status/1860898783904895024?s=46&t=UpfWlpoVx8lr8dEqUmQyxw

now i see why mako was back to demon form
the best controller is returning

posted 8 months ago

naw its way more nuanced than that, some players are just more comfortable playing chaotic environments thats all

posted 8 months ago

just do the voltaic valorant routines (voltaic.gg)
if you don't want to do all of them thats fine just use it to find ones that you feel are relevant to you

posted 8 months ago

absolute cinema

posted 8 months ago

ignoring the cap oxy is actually a good shout. hes def up there

posted 8 months ago

FNS vs meteor on cypher might be the hardest role diff of all time

posted 8 months ago

i kinda hoped the whole region of NA would create some ranked prodigies but these guys are just regular good

posted 8 months ago

how come i found these guys trackers and they're not even that insane in ranked
im trying to find the na primmie and none of these guys got that typa sauce. canezerra is the closest

so far the only na player ive seen with primmie stats is zekken and tenz

posted 8 months ago

he honestly didnt even flame him he was being real lmao

posted 8 months ago

ranked sucks win or lose nobody tries everyone instantly gives up shit is MAD BORING

literal miracle to get a teammate that comms like a normal human and tries their best

posted 8 months ago

even when dfm was sucking people could tell meiy was insane
it really doesn't matter how much the team struggles, she just needs to prove she can hold her own and then leapfrog her career afterwards

posted 8 months ago

that already happened at sen invitational bro. sym had a .67 kd across 200 rounds

posted 8 months ago

games can't be the solution you need to figure it out from within instead of looking for an escape
even if you find some other interest to keep you at bay for a while it'll just be running from it

i suggest asking yourself some harder pressing questions about where you are in life, what your goals are, etc. the external stuff you actually can do is go gym, get sunlight every day, and socialize with people IRL

posted 8 months ago

think hes moving from texas to la or something

posted 8 months ago

besides some adderall neon players i felt like the actual games were fine the people are just robots

posted 8 months ago

no i dont gaf about toxicity
soloq is just mindrottingly boring

trying to get back into it after a year of not playing and these lobbies (d2 rn) are just dead zero energy
half people dont use their mics, the ones that do sound like they're playing from bed or are doing a sinatraa imitation

at least if people were yelling or malding it would be entertaining this shit just feels like im playing with zombies

posted 8 months ago

normal people be like: damn thats sick has my hopes up to see them perform against the best teams next year

posted 8 months ago

seangares said he wanted to trial flor for mxs but the scheduling for GC and the roster offseason for challengers completely conflict
he said its logistically unrealistic for any of these gc players to get a chance because of it

posted 8 months ago

nt get botssi out and its believable

posted 8 months ago

babybay leaked on the pod that supa was destroying in lev scrims, dropping 30s and that they wanted to sign him
but supa chose to stick with the eg project

posted 8 months ago

dont take advice from nooberts that will never reach your rank anyway
for better or worse you aim like shahzam

posted 8 months ago

im recency bias pilled as hell so primordium gotta be numba 1, shit makes me feel like the terminator

posted 8 months ago

is locked
source; came to me in a dream

posted 8 months ago

cool, crashies is a great player that had a mid year. hope he farms

posted 8 months ago

Lmfaoooo

posted 8 months ago

calling players the next primmie is just setting them up to get roasted icl

primmies ranked stats are alien, there are like 5 ppl in the world that are comparable and they're all also t1 pros

posted 8 months ago

they trialed like 50 players doing 5v5 shuffled scrims
clearly the guy was good if he got picked over bigger names

posted 8 months ago

mada making him look like sym 😭

posted 8 months ago

you will change their minds for sure bro each post you make = 1000 people convinced

posted 8 months ago
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