ASTEROIDCHILD
Flag: Vatican City State
Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: May 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Posts: 1441
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to go 10-32 in your next ranked game

posted 1 month ago

This has to be a fetish post

posted 1 month ago

bro dropped lakia numbers without having the same quality of teammates

posted 1 month ago

systemest of the system players

posted 1 month ago

b00sti0
j0wgem0
cum

posted 1 month ago

zander verno clear

posted 1 month ago

cum, j0wgem0, b00sti0 all sucking :(

posted 1 month ago

What if C9 rejected canyon instead

posted 1 month ago

nobody should pred bleed here, sscary first time igl in english is like 99% gonna be a total shitfest. diehard fans are inflating the betting odds tho xd

posted 1 month ago

bro if chet is a vibes coach he specializes in bad vibes that guy is not hyping anyone up

posted 1 month ago

optic flashbacks fr

posted 1 month ago

this is not jail valorant this is maximum security prison valorant

posted 1 month ago

THEY HAD WEEKS TO PRACTICE DURING MADRID WHY ARE THEY SO MESSY

posted 1 month ago

we all know that

posted 1 month ago

you can say that at the end of the year, way too early to start chirping

posted 1 month ago

i like how saadhak said the reason they got qck was because he could flex onto all of these different agents

then aspas shows up and just plays the same ones

posted 1 month ago

with the flashback news this should be a stomp for TS, drx have to somehow emergency fit in a player that absolutely cooks their entire roles. only miracle is if buzz mako go goatmode

those odds are looking mad juicy for secret might just bet the house

posted 1 month ago

ya it's just funny, shows how close they are

posted 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/GdLmhMpUNTY?si=iYaBMmtNVBT8W33o&t=1096 (eng sub)

they really just sat there and roasted his ass for throwing 😭😭😭 i feel like most teams would say "nice try its all good" but they cook his ass

posted 1 month ago

drx have an emergency roster change that fucks up all their roles, they shouldn't be favored

posted 1 month ago

most talented vlr user

posted 1 month ago

gaia and prelude are timeless

posted 1 month ago

you should dm the fut players im sure one of them is connected to a hair doctor

posted 1 month ago

imo these players just need to all find new homes, i think this is probably a case of they could succeed just not in their current system

go scatter them out or keep nats keiko enzo core idk

also ppl need to be calling for emil's head, brother is fraudulent

posted 1 month ago

his teammates are ass at setting him up bro anything that requires coordination from EDG looks awful

posted 1 month ago

a perfect ai stratbook has no guarantee of actually winning in practice, valorant is not chess, there's way too many random factors

posted 1 month ago

N/A is insane

posted 1 month ago

i dont have any problems with being confident but why are they so ass lmao

posted 1 month ago

beyn can def play kayo but viper maps are the real question mark fs idk what their options are
i really dont want to see buzz back on kj mane

posted 1 month ago

i think they're gonna make foxy play senti, he has some experience on it

posted 1 month ago

why is everyone acting like drx chose this, it clearly says flashback requested to leave. something serious must have happened
personal issue likely

https://twitter.com/frandia125/status/1775756316960751827

DRX owner tweeted "hope everything is alright soon" something fucked up in his personal life must have happened :( sad

posted 1 month ago

valorant community is just a bunch of nerds at band camp bruh why everyone intermingling like this

posted 1 month ago

how are you gonna let yourself be cooked by a cheater man

posted 1 month ago

shouldve changed it to indeed because thats where hes gonna be looking

posted 1 month ago

he said some stupid outdated shit about peripherals

ngl i disagree with it too but the amount of ppl mad about it is hilarious

posted 1 month ago

https://twitter.com/Matty_OW/status/1775607060941451717 (world record aim training holder)

i actually like this guys videos but this is some next level of delusion. people that click balls all day are getting so tilted by shroud
fwiw shroud always has shit takes but they are actually next level crying HARD about it

posted 1 month ago

valorant is just a dot crosshair game i used to rock the huge gap in cs too

posted 1 month ago

nice awp shots men))

that gap crosshair is egregious tho shit looks like what id get off of crashz crosshair map in 2014

posted 1 month ago

hop off the clutch kings nuts

posted 1 month ago

in a interview meteor said that geng nearly picked up two "famous players" before they got lakia and karon but the organization couldnt come to an agreement

most ppl assume that its rb and zest

would this alternate geng be better or worse

posted 1 month ago

Do you think it makes these guys that have 20 mice and world record voltaic celestial whatever insecure that they will never even come close to shroud's (or any half decent pro) achievements in fps games when he talks out of his ass like this LOL

I think there's some deep seeded anger that they just click moving balls all day and get no clout for it outside of their niche microcommunity

posted 1 month ago

i dont watch any of these guys because they're boring but i find it funny how ppl get mad about willius

harvard is just his branding. the fact that ppl even call him the harvard guy is proof it works

if u want to make it as a streamer u need some sort of brand and u just spam it so ppl remember you

posted 1 month ago

again not really a flex edg are ass

posted 1 month ago

talon 2.8 vs bleed is literal money printer hack

posted 1 month ago

edg are not that good so that isn't saying much lol

posted 1 month ago

i mean that's probably why PRX constantly overheats the same ways and makes the same mistakes at every event xd

posted 1 month ago

one thing about TS fans, they really never stop believing that's for sure lol

posted 1 month ago

lakia is just that guy

posted 1 month ago
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