ASTEROIDCHILD
Flag: Vatican City State
Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: June 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Posts: 1518
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"unbeatable"
"perfect valorant"
"so far ahead of everyone else"

every time i saw some fan type these things i just thought like you are setting yourself up for so much disappointment l o l

posted 9 months ago

they played super slow and would abuse the opponents mistakes over and over again

watch gambit vs envy finals for example of this, NV players would literally fall asleep holding angles and then they would pop on em

also nats was the #1 swoop peek abuser, he would maul apart teams from doing rat plays in the orb

posted 9 months ago

when have they ever lost to shitters in playoffs, these npc ass takes where people read a narrative and feel forced to parrot it is so cringe lmao

posted 9 months ago

bruh tastycookie cant be stopped lmaooo

posted 9 months ago

real talk how good are they rn i missed thier games o_o

posted 9 months ago

he can play cypher too, i've seen him play it on stream and he knows hella setups. drx just dont run cypher ever

posted 9 months ago

he put prx over fnc and drx over eg, both warm-hot takes imo

posted 9 months ago

how can you tell net is trialing vs playing on a mix team, is it because mce is there

posted 9 months ago

quant
math

posted 9 months ago

it gets good at episode 1 :)

posted 9 months ago

im old my cousin is like 15-16

he likes to send me tiktoks that are funny cool whatever and i entertain him
but nowadays he sends me these "inspirational" talkers (think like the stuff that g2 carlos is posting) that are so blatantly grifters preying on teenage boys

do most kids actually believe this shit or do they see the "packages" or "courses" all these morons are selling and realize it's a scam

posted 9 months ago

smelly lil commenter takes are so smelly

posted 9 months ago

think pancc prefers to play with young talents

posted 9 months ago

ur entire comment just straight up smells but if you think tuyz is bad because of his aim it's just self reporting that you don't watch the game
please stop embarrassing yourself

posted 9 months ago

blg literally has better aimers than navi and loud

bait used to be believable

posted 9 months ago

why do people act like yay is a one trick because of skill issue, it's because optic didn't want him on anything except jett and chamber

like if he wants to learn a new agent or new role he will, it's not hard for someone who's reached the top once already lol

posted 9 months ago

okay then... loud have been historically better than drx but drx are better than them right now... is this what you need to hear to quit crying

posted 9 months ago

prob 0-2 they still make lots of fundamental errors and better teams will exploit it

100% deserved win against NRG tho, exposed those frauds

posted 9 months ago

.9 kills per round across lifetime is fucking CRAZY

posted 9 months ago

keith keeps a knife on him to stick to his roots

posted 9 months ago

Nobody - rizz
Ange1 - sexual harassment

posted 9 months ago

surely bro is an NA fan seeding chaos

posted 9 months ago

poor guy getting hyped up so much just to get sonned by Nobody

posted 9 months ago

dw next year the same people talkin shit will be slobbing on his knob, just online chatter things

posted 9 months ago

you mean time to switch flairs to fnatic xdd

posted 9 months ago

sticking there is the worst play possible

posted 9 months ago

i can't comprehend how a team with shao and suy is this mediocre ngl ange0 needs to be tried for war crimes if they bomb out again

posted 9 months ago

He said "We prepare for each game by thinking as if the other team is trash"

and then because of translation or whatever f1tinho thinks he called giants trash LOL

posted 9 months ago

Suygetsu pride of Turkey

posted 9 months ago

it’s because n0vi has literally 4 players

teams that have good balance like LOUD and DRX will always wax em

posted 9 months ago

something else happened 2 days ago

posted 9 months ago

the only thing people can think with are historical results LOL their brains shut off if you even try to consider present form

posted 9 months ago

level 0 thinker

posted 9 months ago

head to head matchups don't decide which team is better overall

stylistic mismatches exist

posted 9 months ago

because esports journalism is fake and requires literally zero credentials

posted 9 months ago

no flair no talk

posted 9 months ago

that is setting the bar so low

posted 9 months ago

ANTHEM LMAO

posted 9 months ago

NRG's father about to son them again sadly

posted 9 months ago

Judge is NRG father

posted 9 months ago

zeta want to be all japanese so they really don't have that many options. they need to scout for some hidden talent that nobody knows because that's the only shot tbh

posted 9 months ago

he's really good, so are laz and sugarz3ro, sadly they're just 3v5 every game

tennn has an insane performance like once a year, it's not worth it

crow gets outclassed by every initiator on a top 25 team

posted 9 months ago

every good team has a good initiator and then there's zeta
that's literally it

leo
davai
stax
shao
crashies
cauaunzin
like the list goes on

posted 9 months ago

you will face the wrath of chinese kungfu

posted 9 months ago

let them stay sleeping on drx, they need the underdog vibes to make the run happen 🫡

posted 9 months ago

if you watched the tournament so far you would know

posted 9 months ago

one of these is not like the others

posted 9 months ago

can’t explain why he cares because he knows the truth hurts 💀

posted 9 months ago
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