ASTEROIDCHILD
Flag: Portugal
Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: July 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Posts: 2556
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THEY'VE DONE IT FINALLY.. THE TEAM THE MYTH THE LEGEND.. FLAWLESSLY SWEEPING THROUGH EVERY IMPEDIMENT.. THEY, DETONATION FOCUS ME, ARE YOUR CHAMPIONS OF 2024!!!

posted about a year ago

Bro plays sentinel like he always has jett dash popped its psychopath aura

posted about a year ago

texture should be the awp angle in ascent a main

posted about a year ago

juicy has been mid for this entire year ngl idk why ppl think OG bleed would be anything besides a middle table team (if that)

posted about a year ago

no they sucked ass compared to current zeta the general competition just got better

maybe they had more of an identity but crow was literally the worst pro in the entire scene

posted about a year ago

Legija said their best chance to win this game is to pray bro 😭😭😭 just call in a sick day

posted about a year ago

wada shimon is my goat vocaloid producer

posted about a year ago

funny how tdawg can tweet how he's disgusted about the teams results

but when yay said disguised was playing like a ranked team it was soooo fucked up

surely nerve isnt gonna be a hypocrite about this right xddddd

posted about a year ago

what is bro running from

posted about a year ago

scooby dooby doo and it aint close

posted about a year ago

Himmel fs

posted about a year ago

they should invest in high potential talent (like karon) and make them grind off season

if they're gonna spend money i would prefer it be buying out stew from JDG

stew duelist
stax initiator
sayaplayer sentinel/chamber
akame igl smokes
rb flex

posted about a year ago

brodie they didnt kick juicy and nephh because of yay the two of them couldn't play lol

posted about a year ago

ship of theseus the roster back to whole

posted about a year ago

21-3 FKFD
absolute destruction

posted about a year ago

8 rounds on lotus while winning both pistols isnt close its a stomp

posted about a year ago

-trashies -shitcor
+demon1 +narrate
biggest possible upgrade in valorant probably

also -chet +literally any conscious breathing human

posted about a year ago

so fucking obvious that this team would get dicked down raw by any decent team on pure guy diff

cant believe ppl were coping about "bro ethan vic and crashies will support som" its a s0m 1v9 and hes not even the duelist

posted about a year ago

if he plays neon it makes sense, in most cases the neon player isnt gonna frag out because they're just sprinting in trying to pull aggro
thats why i didnt really like it back when loud had aspas play neon, felt like a waste

posted about a year ago

the only answer and what everyone is basically getting at is to force yourself to do things until it stops becoming uncomfortable

posted about a year ago

its the best valorant pod because frost has no censor, gives us the best juice

posted about a year ago

Why do people pretend like if you change the starting circumstances of a match the other variables would remain exactly the same lmao

Playing with these hypotheticals is absolutely pointless all you have the reality of what happened buddy

Saying heretics might win would be reasonable, 95% is fucking cooked out of your brain

posted about a year ago

When im in a psychotic overreaction take contest and my opponent is Mortadelo

posted about a year ago

im sorry but fns's time is done. even if you're generous and say he's a 20% better igl than john what does it matter when john is like 80% a better player

nrg will get guy diffed and there's no avoiding it

posted about a year ago

even as an optic fan his neon wasn't really anything crazy they were just early adopters of the comp. but also he played it in a way that was basically just a entry bot for yay so maybe it'll be different now

posted about a year ago

shao when he was on fade was a legit demon, it felt like he could turn any round winnable

posted about a year ago

https://x.com/zestyodeng/status/1803400440677278199

bros fighting for his life

posted about a year ago

he was first to a lot of stuff that wasn't popular. i remember he was the only frenzy user for a long time

posted about a year ago

i fuck with india the country ive been there before and had a great time even tho the heat made me want to kms

that said i do not fuck with indians on the internet because i feel like socialization wise most are mad weird at worst and just unfunny at best

posted about a year ago

they are below the two teams they lost to in playoffs what the fuck are you complaining about lmfao

posted about a year ago

as someone with no investment in this i think the guy who made this twitter thread sounds like a fucking loser lmfao

posted about a year ago

these are all probably either 10 year olds or dads that only play call of duty man

congrats on the mvps i guess really epic sauce

posted about a year ago

are we forgetting onur aint that good either lmao

posted about a year ago

significantly easier to improve your game sense than your mechanics at a pro level lol

posted about a year ago

rip xccurate role changes are hard
stax looks crispy af when he doesnt have to igl

posted about a year ago

im just gonna say that whzy was a long time cs prodigy that everyone in the asian comp scene knew about lol so not the most accurate comparison
ppl were very high on him for many reasons not just the clips

posted about a year ago

i think ppl are unironically too ass to realize how good she is

it's like a bell curve meme

the bottom end is "her mechanics are unreal"
the middle is the drooling guy "umm actually mechanics arent everything shes just farming bots"
the top end is "her mechanics are unreal"

  • not a generational talent tho that goes to primmie
posted about a year ago

yes except isekai makes up a much smaller fraction of manga than its asian counterparts in like regression or cultivation slop

all bad tho

posted about a year ago

anyone that thinks manwha is better is a giga casual

there are a few exceptional standouts but in general manhwa is turbo slop

posted about a year ago
  1. We do not care
  2. TH shitstomp
  3. Literally fell asleep reading these teams
  4. LMFAO
  5. We do not care the sequel
posted about a year ago

he trialed with talon and chose not to play

some ppl say hes finishing school first some people say he just doesnt want to go pro

either way he is a superstar level talent kinda sad he aint playin

posted about a year ago

3/10 debut post, could use some work, i like the pity marved angle but the middle was a little contrived. gl on the next one

posted about a year ago

Sage wall + slow

posted about a year ago

its more like it just feels bad to play against. nobody enjoys headshotting a player and they just dont die, and he gets it for free every round

posted about a year ago

hiroronn looked way better on his main role kinda mid on initiator sadly

posted about a year ago

im praying on nrgs downfall for benching him cant lie

posted about a year ago

bro had the 2nd highest entry frag success at shanghai for no reason
hes putting geng in a 5v4

also hes an odin GOAT

posted about a year ago

slide accuracy means that it's as accurate as it would be standing, not that your bullets are guaranteed to land

a noscope is inaccurate standing so its the same sliding

posted about a year ago
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