wait it is 200hp? i've always thought it was 250 for some reason

ah ok it's 1200 hp i thought it was 800 bc i think sage is 800, i thought i remembered some1 breaking the kj ult with one missile and kj ult has 250 hp? or does it have 200? i read somewhere else that the missiles would do x2 damage to util

yo wait i also haven't lost a series since January 2024 and am undefeated vs aspas

no way it's breaking DL wall that would be so braindead ngl, i guess breaking kj ult is also braindead tbh but that wall has like 800 hp or some shit

i feel like all time chronicle >> boo but right now boo = chronicle

ah ok, maybe hfmi0dzjc9z7 could be the 5th scan idk

nah we gonna get 2nd in Bangkok 2nd in Toronto and 2nd at Paris

edit: i am a TH fan but i have the rankers flair on rn, i've been swapping them all day and i wish vlr had a dual citizenship option lol

rb should be on here somewhere i feel

honestly i really don't have any complains here this is a good list

edit: the one thing i'd change is maybe oxy a little higher

holy fuck TH in the top 2 SIX times but all 6 are deserved, lowkey insane from them

i feel like "scan initiator" doesn't do something justice

Tejo (tay-hoe)

^ i agree with this, rip kj ults but kj is ass in ranked anyways

yeah, they had the "run it down mid" strat but i think ppl have figured that one out idrk

wait optc flair still exists? i don't think the org has played a map since 2022 lmao

Rankers saving strats fr :c

they missed franchising and i think that killed them

yeah but you can't midfrag on reyna, either you're on pi watch and going 3/14 or you're on pi watch going 31/4

now i'm wondering how they knew what PRX would play to even think about countering it lmfao

damn enjoy your upvote

wait so if they think an enemy team will play a certain comp they can literally just tell cube to play that comp and simulate the map tenfold before it even happens

why do they put him on initiator so much? i feel like initiators have to be so good when it comes to aim and mechanics

also igls are usually not initiators

where's your flair?

as a rankers fan i'd like to see nightz go up the tiers

I'll be here when they lose LR1

fuck i'm braindead i meant demon1

WAIT RANKERS PICKED UP MOOSE AND ARE BEATING ASPAS

honestly probably the 3nd best in the world behind zmjjkk and prx something

damn i really wanted g2 to lose to cubert shit would've been so funny, waiting for cubert vs c9 now

that would be peak comedy

if that happens i will personally go and buy every brazilian team's classic

plot twist - ??? is actually PRX scrimming everyone on 170 ping

so my instalock Killjoy can now go 0-24!

wait how does SK have 14 rounds? what

if you're talking about any esport it has to be Peterbot no question, he literally could claim any spot and he'd have the aura to be uncontested at any spot he wanted to land at, even in a lobby with the 100 best players in the world all 100 players gave him the full mythic loot + wallhack coin

edit: since all other 100 players could see the general area of where he was on the map so other teams would literally plan their strategies and surge plans around where Peterbot was and tried to avoid him

what is this monstrosity of a pickem you should be arrested because this is a crime

VAMOS HERETICS
i've been a benjyfishy fan since even before valorant released lol

i think it will be a W in VCT but an abomination to play in ranked

depends on who i'm playing, if it's cypher i'll have just enough for stinger + full util + 125hp, if i'm on gekko probably sheriff regen and wingman

yeah fair but TH were bottom 4 two years ago

chamber > cypher (i say this with great sadness as a cypher main)

why is everyone saying this is going to be the toilet bowl? hfmi0dzjc9z7, rb, haodong have all made internationals so it isn't all random players

also yay another 4am vct match to wake up for :)

edit: i got half a star let's go

oh i just put it into my phone's autocorrect lol

ah ok well given the fact that i just rickrolled VLR i probably won't gain stars lmfao

wait how do i get stars, do i just have to yap more or do the mods have to give them to me

as a TH fan I'm rooting against them in every map

also this 5 minute cooldown is brutal is there any way to lessen it

yeah true, i wonder how well they will adapt to tejo as well as map rotations

you realize NAVI have been 1v5'd the most times out of any team like ever

Leo, Trexx, N4rrate have all done it, I feel like I'm missing one but

#XLGwin

i own prelude, primordium vandal is clean but i own the phantom

primordium makes me think of boo's 4k site hold with 2 bullets 2 kills

you instantly lose 98% of your skin buff if you own a skin