what did Palla do
(the correct answer is nothing because he does absolutely nothing in the server)

who’s Trent? I only know Tejo

:3

someone once told me I have more subscribers than GX Valorant 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

rt, ion think the team actually watches the comms videos for obvious reasons so I would’ve liked to see the comms on some of the rounds they lost (round 4 haven)

Leo
The G2 core trio
Trent
Alfajer
Valyn
Icy
Trent
Comeback
Valyn
Trent
ZmjjKK
c0m
Lewn
Trent
Profek
Valyn
Trent

SYM IS WORSE THAN ICY SYM GOT HARD DIFFED BY CANE

ZETA is already eliminated

DFM will make champs

ok thats fair since you have an actual encounter with him lol

Elysium clone I think

:3

nah that was PxS or Askia idk which you’re thinking of

edit: I missed the joke :/

they’ve already been eliminated from playoffs, we need someone other than the same 3 Chinese teams to make finals of stage 2 pretty much

nah Furia still got it, they played their hardest match last week and so they can still win the next 2

Both are zero, 2G making champs is higher than both

I’m taking an hour break from VLR and i wanna see what happens if the notifications box goes past 99, VLR do your thing and spam replies to this thread until i get past 99 inboxes

why am I catching strays

ticking away >= die for you

#bringchinat2tovlr

Yeah especially because the league of legends french song did well but idk if they learn from superpower because superpower could have been so much better

in premier we ran I believe it was Reyna Jett Sova Omen Killjoy and won like 13-5 13-8

I just wanted to play Reyna

TH 2-0, Benjy steps up and match MVP’s

ion even know who that is but yeah hopefully the song is in English this year

yes but more than one team can place 9th-12th

Trexx watching b0tality downfall

What if XLG and DRG both make champs but since they’re in diff groups they both finish 9th-12th

Who gets relegated to ascension

Bo1 for the spot in vct would be funny as fuck

i could be wrong but aren’t you able to do china without approval

lost to what now?

Who would be playing flash initiator? would be better to have spikezin over Aspas when spikezin can play flash ini + also better neon than Aspas

Lowkey i don’t think either will make champs

Lz is actually insane, not sure who could do better but Pancada is the only name that comes to mind

Haven’t actually been following him as a player and how he’s performing individually tho

edit: me being a 2G fan may have gotten in my way Lz’s stats are ass

keznit has racism allegations but it seems like a nothing burger from 4 years ago from what I’ve read

that being said the rivalry is still fun to watch and as a 2G fan I was rooting for LOUD

Urango wins with Sage wall and operator
Dephh wins in 1970
Newzera wins when time runs out on the spike
Art wins with Odin

the ability to stop cranking hog and leave his own attacker spawn to hit a site

Bruh tf is this vlrslop
By 2026 Saadhak and Less will be back

Sato duelist
Spikezin flash + double duelist if needed
Saadhak reveal
Pancada/Lz smokes
Less senti

yeah, it seems like a move a VLR analyst would make lol “hey let’s get 5 of the best mechanical players in the world throw them on a team and let them get antistratted to death”

this would unironically make 2G a top 4 Americas team, silentzz spikezin less is a GODLY trio

yeah lol it’s not even less’ fault that vitality are ass, how does one org manage to waste some of the best talent in the world, how do you fumble Derke, Sayf, Less, Trexx, Cyvoph, Kicks, and thats not even the worst of it

LMFAO 0/8, Kicks? Pati? Xeus?

Filu, Urango, like half of TEC, half of Furia, XLG Midi, Icy, Governor when he played

Riens clears both those bums

Leo in the big 25

LMAO I’ve never heard that one before

lol we just won a grand final meanwhile lulquid farming apk and koi for wins

meh who cares gold2 won the second map anyways

wouldn’t it go to round differential

it’s not even spike and friends it’s silentzz and friends lol

for playoffs all they need is G2 to beat C9 and for them to win their match vs C9

I need smth more interesting to calculate

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby except one of the players is literally coughing

with eg’s corrode map win 2G are still in the running for 1st seed

EG 2-0 G2 (1/2 chance)
G2 2-1 C9 (1/3 chance)
EG 2-0 SEN (1/5 chance)
2G 2-0 SEN (1/20 chance)
2G 2-0 C9 (1/10 chance)
G2 2-1 Furia (1/3 chance)
EG 2-1 Furia (1/3 chance)
Total: 1/54,000 chance
or like 0.002%
factoring in the round diff thing probs like 0.001%

Five way tie:
2G 3-2 (7-5 or +2 maps)
EG 3-2 (7-5 or +2 maps)
SEN 3-2 (6-5 or +1 map)
G2 3-2 (7-6 or +1 maps)
C9 3-2 (5-6 or -1 maps)

Furia 0-5 (eliminated)

2G would have best map difference tied with EG, they just need to have a better round differential