Sylvan

yeah also tr0nt has to keep farming tier 2 to keep his sova stats up

nah Life is so inconsistent that you can’t even compare the two

DFM’s only Icebox win was in an open qualifier bo1 during 2021 against a tier 8 Japanese team

y’all underestimate swerl

#GiveMeTheDH is criminal

T3xture - Mr. 4k
Jessievash - Grandpa
Crws - The Dancer
Dambi - #2 Adderall Abuser
Jinggg - Fire in the Hole
Forsaken - You might think this is an eco...
Benjyfishy - The Fortnite Man
Derke - The Bald
Nats - The Lurk
Boaster - The Twerker
Chronicle - The Champion
Kaajak - Boaster's Child
Yay - Chamber Enjoyer
Trent - Tejo Merchant
Aspas - The Last Alive
Verno - The Carry
Boostio - The Short
Asuna - The Lucky
Com - He's still flanking.
SuiFatBB - Boostio 2.0

nah if 2G outplace G2 at champs...

imagine though

Fair but Vertigo wasn't mentioned above so I'd probably go like Haven for the same elevation reason

Train - corrode (train tracks plus prx win at same time)
Inferno - icebox (lol)
Dust 2 - ascent (the classic)
Nuke - Abyss, all the weird elevations and shit

Bro is not canezerra

2Game?

all of furia

nah imagine cane duelist eeiu initiator lukxo senti demon1 smokes and double duelist when needed and all under boostio igl and potter coach

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2025

TH vs. FNC (EWC)
2G vs. LOUD
TH vs. GEN (EWC)
VIT vs. KC (was just cinema)
RANK vs. SRG (cinema in a different way)

like 100 bucks idk

W

unlimited games but no games because that would create a universe-ending paradox and probably look pretty epic

ask me anything as i once again rise through the ranks of vlr degeneracy

Surely we’re due up for one extremely soon, the last one was Sylvan vs. EDG all the way back at Bangkok and it was also slight eco farm

the world is healing i’m getting rizz tips on vlr

yeah my bad I swear I had monyet in there but my brain just doesn’t function past 00:30

or we could use the age-old heretics argument and say they won First Strike

if you made a super team out of all the random ass players they had at some point it would be fucking insane, imagine t3xture deryeon ban kr1stal benkai monyet or some shit idk the roles there would be cooked but like why have so many good pac players been on GE

1) this is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the tournament organisers and should not be allowed by RIOT in the first place to jump off like that to deny a round.
Maybe it is actually not allowed and if thats the case, G2 should be fined.
But if this is actually allowed or wasnt predicted by RIOT in the first place, thats on RIOT.
I spoke about this potential problem out loud on day 1 of Abyss release.

2) i understand that this negates LEV of getting 1000 creds and 5 orbs for killing the G2 players
BUT i think this is literally trolling/throwing a round by G2. In VALORANT every round is winnable, every round is doable and you just robbed your team off that chance.
Not only that, LEV didnt have to use a single utility piece to win this round which saves shitton of cash, and didnt have to rebuy any shields.
If you wanted to troll this round, G2, at least do it properly and jump off after your opponents planted, so you would waste more time and make them use util.

Deadass if you can’t recognize dQw4w9WgXcQ in 2025 you genuinely deserve it to happen to you

my first post was 6 months ago at least use accurate dates for my degeneracy

lol

flair

ion2x is only there once despite his name

even with lock in is fair, people still include it as a trophy so

i can't tell if this is bait or not because i was like 4 at the time

Leo :skull: he was good for 6 months

100T were first seed at Shanghai lol

Brimstone - Demon1 (fracture and bind are both out of rotation so i gotta think back to 2023)
Viper - nAts (duh)
Omen - TenZ (sen tenz)
Killjoy - FNS (his turret has better aim)
Cypher - Benjyfishy (fortnite man cranking 90's on them)
Sova - RieNs (the goat)
Sage - PRX (i swear like 4 of them have played sage)
Phoenix - Yay (yay. yay. yayyyy. yayyyyyy. yayyyyyyyyyyyyy.)
Jett - Aspas (he would be well rested if he made EWC)
Reyna - Canezerra (my goat)
Raze - Jinggg (who else lmao)
Breach - JonahP (assist god)
Skye - d4v41 (idk)
Yoru - f0rsakeN (you might think this is an eco...)
Astra - mindfreak (ONE TWO THREEEEE)
KAY/O - qRaxs (idfk why i thought of him first)
Chamber - Yay (no shit)
Fade - Patmen (bro has aura)
Harbor - Canezerra (Saadhak HM)
Gekko - CGRS (cove guy mentioned)
Deadlock - Serial (nutab1e level of deadlock ult whiffing)
Iso - Canezerra (:skull:)
Clove - ion2x (rankers have too much aura)
Vyse - Leaf (gold2)
Tejo - tr0nt (does this even need an explanation, the tejo merchant himself)
Waylay - Jawgemo (bro is playing 1D chess with the waylay pick)

EWC pied, wild

nah it's the other way around

send pics pls!!

do us all a favor and take off that flair :3

Fuck you we won

SRG getting unlucky matchups xd probably not helping them avoid relegation but still unlucky

1. Riens
2. Slowly
3. Verno
4. Crashies
5. Patmen
6. Trent
7. Eeiu
8. Invy
9. Trexx
10. Nobody really deserves this slot tbh I think there's a tier gap here, would have gone to XLG YOU tho

who was it? they kinda real for that

I didn’t say this yesterday? What?

yes, maybe we’ll see more exciting matches and less 26-10 blowouts

I lowkey enjoyed the bo1’s - what if for vct stage 1 they had a full round robin stage of bo1’s with 4 each day which would also cut out the variable match 2 start times

lowkey I just hate the format this year and the fact that every team doesn’t play every team

TEC: We can beat TH easy bro 🤡
TH: but we have Boo 🗿
Boo aces them💀 agressive phonk starts playing 💀
+INFINITE aura 🥶
T0C: Im cookd bro

yeah they postponed it again, ive been here twice at the right time and now i cant even watch the match