I will pay someone on fiver to animate them then post the results to youtube and here.
PUT ALL VLR COPYPASTAS HERE PLS
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Chronically online loser, you have 9400 posts on this platform only spreading hate. If you hate so many things in this world at some point you must look inward. You hate yourself and the life you live so instead of sitting in that feeling you constantly project those feelings to the world and things around you. I know you haven’t made a single notable achievement in your life so you cannot begin to understand what it is like at the highest level of anything. Usually if you have no understanding of something the best way to proceed is to keep quiet.
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.
What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.
Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.
also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.
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"Your aim is insane." s0m said, as he slipped his feminine hand into FNS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests FNS, as s0m blushes, the boyish figure undressed before FNS. "Weak ass eco play, s0m." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards s0m used Wingman to plant his spike into FNS's open bombsite.
Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is the bald. For the poor, is the bald. For the debtor, is the bald
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