strict by michael rosen

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BerLINglazer
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we had a teacher who was so strict you werent allowed to meow :3 in her lessons

she used to stand out the front going "no meowing !!"

and you had the whole morning to go through

the weak ones just used to keel over and die, youd hear them going down behind you kaboom kaboom kaboom

and there was always a whiny kid going "miss, can i go out and do some meowing?"

and then she say "no youve got all play time to do it!" and "oh come on miss oh come on!"

did you know at the beggining of the week there were 48 kids in my class and at the end of the week there were only 5 of them left

yea and you know at the end of the day youd be stepping over the kids just to get out of the room

"oh no theres meowlanie, thats a shame she was really nice"

"theres d0v0, hard luck d0v0, always knew you were a bit weak"

you know ppl say to me, "if thats true how come youre here to tell the tale"

fair enough and ill tell you, its cuz when i was at school we used to sit at desks

we didnt sit around tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids

and some of us figured out, what you had to do was do a quick meow :3 under the desk lid when she wasnt looking

so once more from the beginning, "no meowing !!"

the weak ones, kaboom kaboom kaboom

the whiny ones, "miss, can i go out and do some meowing"

"no youve got all playtime to do it" "oh go on miss go on" us lot,

that was a mistake, slamming the desk lid down, if you made a noise with the desk lid it was "out! school prison!"

there was a school prison undernath ghe school hall where they used to string you up from the wall bars

"miss ive been up here for 3 weeks, and theres rats, and theyre nibbling my toenails"

so i figured out, what you had go do was put your thumb round the edge of the desk lid, so when it went down it didnt make any noise at all

so once more from the beginning, "no meowing !!"

the weak ones, kaboom kaboom kaboom

the whiny ones, "miss, can i go out and do some meowing"

"no youve got all playtime to do it" "oh go on miss go on"

"out! school prison!"

"miss ive been up here for 3 weeks, and theres rats, and theyre nibbling my toenails, miss"

me, thumb round the edge of the desk, no noise at all

survival !! meow :3

#2
SerialMemester
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I aint reading all that -2

#4
BerLINglazer
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this is literally a story for 4 years old

attention span of goldfish

#3
poggpigg
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meow :3

#6
9wntr
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flair

#7
poggpigg
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flag + flair

#8
9wntr
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flag + flair

#9
Clucker
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Cook him goat

#5
Z0vereign
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what low testosterone does to a man

#11
BerLINglazer
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you need estrogen to make t0st0st0r0n0 btw

does that mean estrogen is the goat?

#10
Shehan
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Meow :3

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