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Why you should get a snake ?

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Depressed_TSM_Fan

Why you should get a pet snake ^_^! For @SnakeJoe

Tastier Healthier Egg ^_^!

Free-range eggs are nutritious! and taste better! than store-bought ones! Most people also like the taste of backyard eggs.

Easy to take care of ^_^!

You don’t have to worry about getting them groomed or bathing them. Having free-range eggs saves you time and allows you to go on vacation without a pet sitter.

Free Entertainment ^_^!

Each snake has its own unique personality. They come in a wide variety of colors, patterns, and shapes. They bite, they slither and before you know it, you will have wasted an entire hour watching them strangle birds.

Free Therapist ^_^!

They cure your depression for sure! Maybe?

Or you can raise them and kill them ^_^

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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Instructions unclear, my snake ate my pp ^_^

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Depressed_TSM_Fan
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You made the instructions broski

#3
DELUSIONAL_SCOURGE_FAN
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SNAKES SUCK #CHICKENSUPREMECY

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WinterZ
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Instructions unclear, my snake became a sassy bitch

#8
Zeah
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that's why dont blast ur snake a lil nas x song 24/7

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WinterZ
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ah ok. I'll just play him some Jonas Navarsete to calm him down

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Zeah
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dude, ur snek gonna memorize every sova lineup from every fucking map.

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WinterZ
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shocc dart

#6
ChickenJoe
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πŸ‘

#7
kwe
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Instructions very clear I have now my very own snek

#10
LegendaryPP
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Hold on
Wait a fckin minute
You eat the fcking SNAKE EGG????
Snake meat taste weird though i tried cobra once

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Zeah
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its surprise me too, like we ID ppl basically eat fucking anything but not with snek egg.

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LegendaryPP
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Truee, there's some Cobra Satay here in Jakarta but i never heard of eating a snake egg lmao

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