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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Jollibee's makeup, clothes etc. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a Jollibee Hotdog and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit "hungry" too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Bzz Bzzz."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his "cock", but he instead shouted "Oh God, Jollibee!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His "gravy" was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his "sauce" off my face, "Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzzzz Bzz Bzzz Bzzzzz."
i miss you team secret. ilang months naman na yung lumipas and no one can replace you parin. may mga nakausap naman ako pero wala. ikaw lang din yung hinahanap ko sa kahit na sino. alam kong okay kana. ayoko namang i-compare pace ng progress mo sa progress ko kase hindi ko alam kung may progress ba talaga ako. mahal na mahal pa rin kita. if you still see me as your home, balik ka lang. palagi kitang hihintayin.
i miss you. ilang months naman na yung lumipas and no one can replace you parin. may mga nakausap naman ako pero wala. ikaw lang din yung hinahanap ko sa kahit na sino. alam kong okay kana. ayoko namang i-compare pace ng progress mo sa progress ko kase hindi ko alam kung may progress ba talaga ako. mahal na mahal pa rin kita. if you still see me as your home, balik ka lang. palagi kitang hihintayin.
hi im sorry to say this but this post is very annoying. i felt really annoyed, so i will now report you because that should be me, holding your hand, that should be me, making you laugh, that should be me, this is so sad, that should be me, that should be me, that should be me, feeling your kiss, that should be me, buying you gifts, this is so wrong, i can't go on, till you believe, that should be me
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