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Best copy pastas on vlr?

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#1
goosedream

what are some of your favorite copypastas?

#2
Thunder1
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Another day another loss, Ethan called up a meeting to disscuss how lack of teamplay and baiting costed them this match, all the team members voted to kick hiko out, hiko gave a smirk and threw some pictures on the table , Ethan got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with skye , he then slowly approached hiko and hugged him , hiko whispered "TRICKSHOT"

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ZoldyK
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I really like copypastas. I can truly appreciate the amount of creativity nestled into a big blob of text and recognize how artistic it really is. If you don’t know what a copypasta is, it comes from the phrase “copy and paste” which in computer terms refers to selecting an element (most likely a large paragraph of text that is most likely senseless and rather lengthy) and then either right clicking with the mouse and selecting copy, or by using the keyboard and pressing Ctrl and C. Ctrl is the control key, and this is found on the bottom left corner of your keyboard, or even on the bottom right corner underneath your shift key. After the element has been copied, it is then pasted wherever the user desires by either right clicking the mouse and selecting paste, or by pressing the Ctrl key and V. Copypastas can range from being very inappropriate, touching on subjects that are considered taboo by the status quo, or they can be more appropriate and able to be spread across organizations that don’t tolerate inappropriate topics but are able to appreciate a good laugh at a good, family friendly copypasta! The internet is surely a very beautiful and redeeming place!

#4
Thunder1
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There's 😐 always 😫 someone 👨🤷 in B Main 💦 , and it just had to be 😤😮 Subroza 🥶🥶🥶

#5
toXiCon
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Another day another loss, Hellranger called up a meeting to disscuss how lossing up of aim duels costed them this match, all the team members voted to kick kappa out, kappa gave a smirk and throw some pictures on the table , Hellranger got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with breach, he then slowly approached kappa and hugged him , kappa whispered "TRICKSHOT"

#6
ciro
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The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

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hotpotatoman
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If steel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If steel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If steel has only one fan then that is me. If steel has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against steel, then I am against the world.

#8
Yeetus
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They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me.

#9
ItsMeDio
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toXiCon [#5]

Another day another loss, Hellranger called up a meeting to disscuss how lossing up of aim duels costed them this match, all the team members voted to kick kappa out, kappa gave a smirk and throw some pictures on the table , Hellranger got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with breach, he then slowly approached kappa and hugged him , kappa whispered "TRICKSHOT"

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#10
ItsMeDio
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Recently I saw you tweeted a copypasta about C9 trolling in scrims, and came to know that you stole it from the temple of copypastas vlr.gg. How could you post a copypasta without even crediting the vlr user. We spend hours a day making one copypasta and out of 100, one works out. And you blatantly stole that without even crediting us.Very disrespectful. No longer supporting this copypasta stealer. Will move on to someone who respects our hard work and credits us!

#11
justboy
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Steel

#12
Aprom0000
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"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.

#13
ItsMeDio
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ItsMeDio [#10]

Recently I saw you tweeted a copypasta about C9 trolling in scrims, and came to know that you stole it from the temple of copypastas vlr.gg. How could you post a copypasta without even crediting the vlr user. We spend hours a day making one copypasta and out of 100, one works out. And you blatantly stole that without even crediting us.Very disrespectful. No longer supporting this copypasta stealer. Will move on to someone who respects our hard work and credits us!

one of the best new copypasta

#14
StrongGhostMayor
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Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...

#15
S0v4k
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if Wardell👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the Ascent B site🚪🔴 with my boy on Chamber 🌈🕰

#16
deathlyclaws
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Recently I saw you tweeted a copypasta about C9 trolling in scrims, and came to know that you stole it from the temple of copypastas vlr.gg. How could you post a copypasta without even crediting the vlr user. We spend hours a day making one copypasta and out of 100, one works out. And you blatantly stole that without even crediting us.Very disrespectful. No longer supporting this copypasta stealer. Will move on to someone who respects our hard work and credits us!

#17
trola
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TSM WARDELL : Hello? DD8? 😀📞 Have you received the money??? 😀📞 This stupid 50 year old Nissan guy is op-diffing me on Chamber, I need you to type something in all-chat NOW… 😀📞 ….Nice, I’ll get Subroza to tweet about it now. 😀📞 Pleasure doing business with you 😀📞

#18
bandwagondestroyer
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ciro [#6]

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

this is my favourite, i bait many youtube kids with this ez clap

#19
wannadieASAP
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if Wardell👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the Ascent B site🚪🔴 with my boy on Chamber 🌈🕰

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