Asuna or Ethan
Ethan mogs assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuna AND not even close
asuna’s ass always smells and yet he still thinks applying deodorant on it is a better method over taking a shower
Asuna showers minimum once a day, if he has worked out (like he usually does) he showers 2 times a day
asuna holding dumbbells is a danger to the public he’s gonna chuck that shit at someone
he could probably chuck it across a football field, cus hes just so strong and handsome
“hey dude you kinda stink, do you mind leaving the gym or something you’re making everyone else uncomfortable”
“WHATD YOU SAY TO ME???????”
and then he ends up on the news