would u rather

ender and mimi cast your life every day for the rest of ur life (u dont see them, u only hear them)
or
kangkang is always within a 3 meter radius of u, constantly chewing gum very loudly

kangkang is always within a 3 meter radius of u, constantly chewing gum very loudly

Imagine them casting me mid goon bro. Lowkey would be peak.

AegisJT [#3]

Imagine them casting me mid goon bro. Lowkey would be peak.

LMFAOO

2 is def the way easier option. 1 would make me kill myself from hearing their voice

mondely [#5]

2 is def the way easier option. 1 would make me kill myself from hearing their voice

but kangkang would see everything ur doing, and he's always watching
ender and mimi wont be there physically

You act like option 2 would be torture when instead its actually a huge blessing.

asunaluvr [#6]

but kangkang would see everything ur doing, and he's always watching
ender and mimi wont be there physically

idc if he is there physically plus mimi and ender see what im doing too

TentacleThing [#7]

You act like option 2 would be torture when instead its actually a huge blessing.

to me it looked pretty equally bad
i dont like kangkang, i dont like getting watched and i hate the sound of chewing gum

i feel like i can get used to the chewing noise and make that shit like white noise. plus, if he's always within 3m of me, i'm making him pay a part of the rent.

i'd rather memory wipe myself and rewatch T1 vs G2 map 5 pearl than the first option.

asunaluvr [#9]

to me it looked pretty equally bad
i dont like kangkang, i dont like getting watched and i hate the sound of chewing gum

Nah the amount of gain from KK outweighs any bad thing that comes with it

1. If you ask him he'd probably help carry you in ranked
2. You'd probably be able to meet other pro players due to his connections
3. He has to be rich
4. You'd get front row seats at every international since you have to be within 3 meters of him
5. He could probably teach me Chinese or help me with homework
6. You gain clout by having a Chinese Valorant super star by your side

Like the only down side is really privacy and the gum chewing

i'd rather watch the TS vs DRX playoff 2023 game

TentacleThing [#11]

Nah the amount of gain from KK outweighs any bad thing that comes with it

1. If you ask him he'd probably help carry you in ranked
2. You'd probably be able to meet other pro players due to his connections
3. He has to be rich
4. You'd get front row seats at every international since you have to be within 3 meters of him
5. He could probably teach me Chinese or help me with homework
6. You gain clout by having a Chinese Valorant super star by your side

Like the only down side is really privacy and the gum chewing

and that hes annoying and arrogant asf

1 would be really really funny but 2 is much more valuable like #11 says

Why not enjoy both
Kang chews gum, we get into heated argument
Ender mimi cast it