what if you brought vlr into ancient greece?

day 1:
you show up in ancient greece with an ipad that has a fully working vlr site, adapted to the ancient greek olympics instead of modern fps games.

day 2:
greeks start registering for the site and selecting the gods they worship as their flairs, ppl begin hating on "zeus flairs lmao"

day 3:
nepTUNEglazer starts gaining infamy for glazing nepTUNE even though he went 0-3 last event

day 4:
Socrates' shows up and asks you "if vlr is your power, what are you without it?" however you have had enough of his bum ass so you comment "flair kekw" and link a game in the reply, you then install Poseidonsvlr to block him

day 5:
people have congregated into a community called "athena's kittens" this faction does not like nepTUNEglazer. vlr is turning into a pool of inside jokes, newcomers feel alienated as by now the olympic discussions are sparse

day 6:
thenomad makes a thread that gets -1000 votes, the senate jails him

day 7:
banned by enigma for talking about theology, you then teleport back to your timeline, open vlr, see a "meow :3" thread and get so angry you delete your account.

part 2 soon.

but doing that requires elite ball knowledge

when does BerLINglazer meow?

asunaluvr [#3]

when does BerLINglazer meow?

pt2.

king_bob typa post

neptune is the latin name for poseidon🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Wolfed [#6]

neptune is the latin name for poseidon🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

using the latin version of a name is like adding "zerra" to ur name in ts vlr

9wntr [#7]

using the latin version of a name is like adding "zerra" to ur name in ts vlr

9wlfd

Absolute cinema