Ardiis legendary career

ARDIIS VALORANT ‘CAREER’
G2: was toxic and destroyed a promising team, he got kicked first and then his ex teammates all went on to have more success after his departure. G2 went on to make top 4 in the next stage internationally, and zeek went on to win champions mvp. Everyone improved after he left.
TH: was only on the team 4 games, had issues with the coach, got dropped promptly (most people forget he even played on this team with how bad it went)
FPX/NAVI: only time he didn’t immediately destroy a team he ended up snaking them for money just to rejoin them and destroy the team in the end. Eventually ruined his relationship with Ange1, one of the nicest and most honest guys in the industry. If not even Ange1 is on good terms with this guy then wow.
NRG: masters winner the previous year without him, he snakes his last team to join this one (present in disguise that he left) and then he destroys the team and within months the team is dead with terrible vibes and he gets dropped again. Also clearly not a fault of the other members since they ended up teaming up again the following year, just with Ethan instead of him.

Truly one of the BIGGEST frauds in valorant. Not to mention all his failures as both player and friend, he is also racist, saying slurs in stream. After this amazing career, he is now a devoted clip farmer streamer, begging for subs in exchange for badmouthing those who once trusted him. No one else in valorant does it like him.

allat

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

people seem to forget ardiis is a masters winner
put some respect to his fat name.

zeek fan talking about "toxic" players ruining relationships XD

should've posted this while he was streaming

now its boring

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

ARDIIS VALORANT ‘CAREER’
G2: was toxic and destroyed a promising team, he got kicked first and then his ex teammates all went on to have more success after his departure. G2 went on to make top 4 in the next stage internationally, and zeek went on to win champions mvp. Everyone improved after he left.
TH: was only on the team 4 games, had issues with the coach, got dropped promptly (most people forget he even played on this team with how bad it went)
FPX/NAVI: only time he didn’t immediately destroy a team he ended up snaking them for money just to rejoin them and destroy the team in the end. Eventually ruined his relationship with Ange1, one of the nicest and most honest guys in the industry. If not even Ange1 is on good terms with this guy then wow.
NRG: masters winner the previous year without him, he snakes his last team to join this one (present in disguise that he left) and then he destroys the team and within months the team is dead with terrible vibes and he gets dropped again. Also clearly not a fault of the other members since they ended up teaming up again the following year, just with Ethan instead of him.

Truly one of the BIGGEST frauds in valorant. Not to mention all his failures as both player and friend, he is also racist, saying slurs in stream. After this amazing career, he is now a devoted clip farmer streamer, begging for subs in exchange for badmouthing those who once trusted him. No one else in valorant does it like him.

actual truth nuke

what racism? At most, it's ableism.