When im just chillin and gooning vigorously but then a 5th dimensional being appears in front of me warning me that if I finish this goon it will end all of humanity as we know it, but I lowkey find the ultimate sauce so I tell the being no and continue to goon, but then he pulls out his 5th dimensional omnipresent meat and threatens to eradicate me from reality if I dont stop, so without warning, I jump up and collide our meats together creating a clash that releases so much energy that it could destroy the whole planet. So now all the gooners of the past, present and future have to gather their energy together in an attempt to deflect the meat collision shockwave.






