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Crashter part 1

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Foxym

Hey yall, im sorry for what you are about to read
This Text includes players from FNC, Crashies and Boaster
non of this is factual and i know boaster is engaged to yinsu
let me remind you
THIS IS ALL A JOKE

After the NRG match in the grand finals.
FNC just lost 3-2 after nearly making a run back
in the cool down room the players are sitting frustrated and exhausted

boaster, the igl, steps in the middle of the room and begins his speech:
"alright boys, i know how you feel right now, I also feel defeated and to see another trophy so close yet so far out of reach... BUT we should not give up yet! I want you to remember who we are, we are Fnatic, we are the most historic team in the VCT, so i dont want you to hang your heads low, i know how much you want this trophy, so, Lets not focus on the moment and start focusing on next season!"
all the players look up, still being disapointed, but they dont seem to be hopless anymore
boaster takes this moment to say:
"i want you to never forget who we are! so say it with me, who are we?"
"FNC" the team responds

after a while
crashies aproches boaster
"thanks boaster, your speech back there, it was exactly the thing we needed"
"its my duty, anyways crashies, do you know where the rest of the boys are?"
"they have gone back to the hotel already, packing their stuff, i wanted to ask you: do you wanna take a walk with me, talk about the game a bit?"
"sure, i don't see why not"
so, after their conversation boaster and crashies go out for a walk. when they reach the eiffel tower, boaster asks crashies
"do you think the time of Fnatic is over?"
crashies, taken aback by boasters sudden question responds:
"why would you say that, we are Fnatic, we are THE team to beat at every international, whats with the sudden doubt?"
"you know i havent been shooting well in a world with fragging Igls. I feel like im responsible for holding the team back"
"boaster," crashies touches boasters shoulders, firmly gripping them, "do you know why we are able to not be frustrated mid game even though we are in a big deficit?"
"no..?"
"ITS YOU! boaster, without you this team would be lost, I would be lost"
"i know that without me the team would be lost but milan would be able to find a suitable replac- wait what did you say"
"you heard me, I would be lost without you, boaster... I love you"
"WHAT"
#2
egann
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i can confirm this is somewhat true

#3
foythvlr
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i thought it was serious????????? what the fuck im suing you

#5
Foxym
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noooo
i dont have the money to afford lawyers
pls dont sue me

#4
kfan4238173
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a tear dripped down my leg

#6
Foxym
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beautiful i know

#7
Foxym
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bump because more people need to see this

#8
Foxym
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bump²

#9
serot
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nobody wants to keep seeing ts bro

#10
Foxym
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fine than ill bump it in 6 hours when the majority of vlr is awake

#11
lyssss
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we need more of this im a big fan bro

#12
Foxym
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im working on it

#13
1dan1x
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THIS IS ALL A JOKE

proceeds to describe real events...

#14
Foxym
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they told me to say that
they want to keep it an secret (an open one)

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