-makes less than 100k/day
-benches less than 505
-has less than 8 baby mamas
-takes less than 500g of zinc a day
-runs men UGC for meta ads
-less than 8000 followers on twitter
-does "refunds"
-would sleep with a 6/10
-vegan
-his girl doesn't cook for him
-has no stories to tell
-"saves money"
-concerned with "gas economy"
-is "loyal"
-only wants two kids (58 minimum)
-is under 6'0