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VK will decimate NV

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#1
trembolonaRage

COME AT ME NA FANBOYS
COME AT ME!

#2
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn
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No bc you're not wrong

#10
PrTsty
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well instead of coming at him you could now cum at him

#11
jblancard
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?

#16
xqcRage
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PrTsty? 😳

#27
bloodysky
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banger PrTsty reply

#28
orqn
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???

#29
TheHardStuckImmortal
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

#3
Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
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cant wait for u guys to send death threats to everyone after losing to nv

#21
since_beta
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nice

#4
whycare
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Nah
Heat = shit and
VK can't win without exploit

#19
Omega_lul
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Rito should ban heat for using cypher exploit on breeze while playing jett

#26
whycare
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I meant vk used the exploit not heat lmao

#25
fuzuka
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heat is abusing cameras on jett, thats fucked up, jetts shouldnt have cameras

#5
feaN
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No bc x10 gonna win

#6
trembolonaRage
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YOUR '3 MONTHS ERA' IS OVER

#7
WONDERWEISS
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I would be careful. heat is kinda like yay. Way to overaggressive and that Game would be above who gets punished harder for being too aggressive. Still VK would win i think.

#8
Heiro
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Whoever loses this, VK gonna be out for vengence

#9
Olofboost
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You know it's funny that crashies and yay before the game were like "Brazil guys we will knock Acend out just for you, please like follow retweet"

#12
vitality_pog
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Bro they were busy farming fans and forgot to practice

#15
ronizz
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better than saying that an entire region is shit

#17
Olofboost
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Acend players never said anything bad about your region
In fact starxo danced only because VK players were also trolling / haunting a lot

#22
vitality_pog
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Ascend players got free threats

#14
Sedrac
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No Mwzera no win

#18
since_beta
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-ntk +mwzera vs envy synergy + covid buff

#20
Sedrac
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+Chet

#23
since_beta
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thats nerf lool

#24
SHINOBll
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lmao if u guys lose and leave the tournament like this i ll laugh so hard even yall gonna hear

#30
Easy_for_MWZERA
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Just stop. Beating Acend doesn't mean we will beat Envy. There's something called playstyle, sometimes you beat a team that beat the team that beat you.

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