It seems that babysasuke is not doing well

Good evening everyone, I'm Anatole da Silva, a psychologist at the Bruxelles UMD.

One of my nursing colleagues, a man called Jean Cèpe, told me about this online discussion forum and made me realize that it might be one of the causes of the mental decline of one of our most serious patients, Geppetto ibn al-Fentanile Jabaoud Vaffanculi, whom we nickname “the monster” within the hospital, also known as 'babysasuke' on vlr.gg.

I wanted to inform you, his community, of the latest news concerning his condition.
I'm going to be HONEST, the monster is not well. His mental health is deteriorating by the day.
He recently started making animal-like screams in his room for no reason. Here are some recordings provided by Jean Cèpe, who secretly recorded Geppetto aka babysasuke: https://voca.ro/1jinyKrdoUHl
https://voca.ro/12WTS7Gc1SLo

Poor Jean Cèpe can no longer get too close to the monster after it recently poked him in the left eye with a fork, exclaiming “Botster! I know it's you!”. This name, “Botster”, is not unfamiliar to me, as Geppetto somehow managed to obtain a marker with which he inscribed this name 214 times on the walls of his bedroom.

Yesterday, we took the decision to transfer the monster to a room specially fitted out for him, the walls all lined with aluminum to create a huge Faraday cage. Indeed, it seems that the internet, and this forum in particular, is the main cause of Geppetto's cognitive decline. So we're trying to keep him as far away from it as possible.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me, as Geppetto no longer has any living family, you are the people closest to him, hence the UMD's decision to keep you informed.

Yours sincerely
Anatole da Silva, PhD, PhD & PhD

When I was in conversations about joining this team, I had doubts about you as a person based on how you acted in your previous teams. I got told you wouldn’t be like that here, and I decided to give it a chance and try.

As a player, you’re amazing and really talented, you feel the game in a special way. All of us know that about you. But as a person, you were impossible to work with to the point where you wasted other people’s time, ruined practices, fully shut down in official matches because of your ego and made comments that hit people on a personal level - something a good teammate doesn’t do. I’ve never experienced anything like that before.

After the decision was made to bench you, none of us said anything bad about you publicly. We didn’t want to damage your reputation because we still had respect for you as a talented player.

Your tweet after our loss just confirmed that you’re still the same immature person I feared I’ll be teaming up with, following the same pattern of behavior we saw when playing together. All the best to you.

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