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Could prime FNC beat a gorilla?

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prime fnatic is the greatest team vct has ever seen but could they take on a gorilla? i think they could and here's how:

Derke, Chronicle and Boaster would distract the gorilla (Boaster twerks to confuse the gorilla) while Leo rips out his eyeballs.

Alfajer goes for the gorilla’s nutsack causing it to bleed to death.

Worst case scenario is Leo breaking his arms or a leg but FNC would emerge victorious

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prime fnatic is the greatest team vct

Nice joke.

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bE
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Azzelastia [#2]

prime fnatic is the greatest team vct

Nice joke.

It's a fact

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egann
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austin roberts would mog the gorilla alone

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Yistyy
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It's a fact

they didn't win the champions tho

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Azzelastia
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bE [#3]

It's a fact

😹😹😹

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They beat KOI Gorilla past their primes, how is this even a question

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Yistyy [#5]

they didn't win the champions tho

fnc players rn: relevant, most sought after talent
0g players rn: washed as fuck

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z12 [#8]

fnc players rn: relevant, most sought after talent
0g players rn: washed as fuck

most of the EG players are on bad teams. like, for example derke has been playing bad this season. does that mean he's washed? probably not, he's just on a dysfunctional system.

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Yistyy [#9]

most of the EG players are on bad teams. like, for example derke has been playing bad this season. does that mean he's washed? probably not, he's just on a dysfunctional system.

Derke's stats are still better than any eg player in past 90 days

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ynuser [#10]

Derke's stats are still better than any eg player in past 90 days

because vit was good at first. now they've fallen off a cliff.

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z12 [#8]

fnc players rn: relevant, most sought after talent
0g players rn: washed as fuck

fnc players rn: no champs
"0g" players rn: champs winners

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Yistyy [#11]

because vit was good at first. now they've fallen off a cliff.

most eg players have been dogshit for like 2 years lmao jawgemo remains the only good player from that roster

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z12 [#13]

most eg players have been dogshit for like 2 years lmao jawgemo remains the only good player from that roster

dogshit is crazy. c0m and boostio made it to lans last year, ethan has been trapped in hell for the past 2 years, and same with demon1. i would argue demon1 is underrated rn too.

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Yistyy [#14]

dogshit is crazy. c0m and boostio made it to lans last year, ethan has been trapped in hell for the past 2 years, and same with demon1. i would argue demon1 is underrated rn too.

ethan is the reason nrg is hell rn lmfao he was the reason the team failed last year asw
cum has to be the most mid player and this year hasnt done squat
b00bsti0 was carried by cryo,eeiu and bang let us not pretend like he was some strategical maestro
jawgemo was inconsistent last year and you can attribute that to the team being horrid
demon1 was horrible last year and has done nothing of significance apart from farming furia

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z12 [#15]

ethan is the reason nrg is hell rn lmfao he was the reason the team failed last year asw
cum has to be the most mid player and this year hasnt done squat
b00bsti0 was carried by cryo,eeiu and bang let us not pretend like he was some strategical maestro
jawgemo was inconsistent last year and you can attribute that to the team being horrid
demon1 was horrible last year and has done nothing of significance apart from farming furia

you're just hating. just because they haven't found the same success now doesn't take away what they accomplished as a team.

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Yistyy [#16]

you're just hating. just because they haven't found the same success now doesn't take away what they accomplished as a team.

potter used 5 players to their full potential to win 2 years ago and we are pretending that they have kept their form lmfao

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potter used 5 players to their full potential to win 2 years ago and we are pretending that they have kept their form lmfao

and that was a ridiculously good team. they played perfect valorant.

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Yistyy [#18]

and that was a ridiculously good team. they played perfect valorant.

most of them are dogshit rn
i dont give a fuck if they did shit in the past they arent doing well now and that is a fact

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z12 [#19]

most of them are dogshit rn
i dont give a fuck if they did shit in the past they arent doing well now and that is a fact

well that's besides the point, we were originally talking about prime teams.

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Azzelastia [#2]

prime fnatic is the greatest team vct

Nice joke.

True, Gambit were better, but prime fnatic had a Gambit player too.

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